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>be me >wake up 6pm >waddle out of my SpongeBob race

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>be me
>wake up 6pm
>waddle out of my SpongeBob race car bed
>do a poo poo in my diapy for mommy
>tummy growls for McDonald's nuggies and 3 cheese garlic crusted hotpockets
>I can hear my stomach REEE internally
>crawl out of my play area
>grab my megaphone
>knock over my mlp bodypillow
>whatever mommy will pick it up
>scream
>"MOMOMOMMY WHERE ARE MY NUGGIES AND HOTPOCKETS YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTT"
>hear footsteps and quiet whimpering
>feels good to assure dominance
>30 minuets later cunt still isn't here
>ANON ANGERY
>crawl to get my Zombiekiller throwable dual bladed katana that i got as a gift for not pooping on the cat
>crawl down the stairs to mommy's kitchen
>"MOMMY WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NO NUGGIES AND HOTPOCKETS ON MY PLATE YET"
>she is visibly scared shitless
>"I-I-I'm s-sorry sweaty pie, the chicken nuggets are still heating up"
>I specifically asked for McDonald's Nuggies not Tyson nuggies
>I am enraged
>"MOMMY MOMMY I SAID MCDONALD NUGGIES YOU FUCKING COW GO DRIVE TO MCDONALD'S OR I'LL BURN DOWN THE HOUSE WITH YOU INSIDE IT"
>mommy falls on the floor shaking and sobbing
>oh no my tendie vendor is having an autistic breakdown
>waddle back up to my room
>google how to cure autism
>its a bunch of ads to Jew doctors
>fuck it I'll fix it myself
>grab my dragon dildo and anal pump
>waddle down stairs
>mommy is shaking violently
>rip off her clothes
>shove dragon dildo into her vagoo
>pump her asshole until she gets an anal rose
>poo poo on her face
>shove my pee pee willy into her mouth
>big cums into mouth
>get up and heil Hitler
>run back upstairs, exhausted
>fall asleep on my SpongeBob race car bed
>wake up with a plate of McDonald's nuggies and 3 hotpockets
Serves that bitch right
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>>34432752
quality post my man keep up the good work
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>>34432752
this pasta is old baby wants new pasta
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>>34432752
wtf? You people need help.
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>>34432787
95% of robots have experienced a situation similar to the OP, the other 5% are lying.
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>>34432787
nice try, hamtaro
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>>34432752

Try harder.

Original comment desu ka
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>>34432787
None of this is real dude, you're just a normie, real robots aren't dominant, 90% of this board are subs who worship women, the other 10% are gay.
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>>34432752
You sound like the autistic one, not your mom.
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>>34432787
http://thebarchive.com/b/search/text/tendie%20vendor/
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