Robots who have friends, what are you friends like? >Failed

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Nearly all of them have become chads with good jobs and gf's.
I feel so alienated even though we were such good friends in school.
I'm happy for them but it makes me feel even more pathetic for beeing such a loser.

>>34431133
If you're still friends despite all that you shouldn't feel alienated.

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4 friends that are in uni for engineering who are all kind of beta which make them fun/nice to hang around

2 friends are chads who work trade jobs and min wage jobs who drink and fuck a ton but can be nice to hang around sometimes

>tfw all my friends will run laps around me in the game of life and all I can do is watch

A leftist scum pot smoker

>homosexual pervert almost twice as old as I am; had an argument about his twink in a pub - he threw his pint at me and I punched him in the face; the friendship has ended
>old school friend, a paedophile who consistently destroys his computers (he is computer illiterate enough to do this, but also wealthy enough to sustain it)
>eastern european immigrant friend whom I met on 4chan 7 years ago and have nothing in common with except drink indulgence, which we engage in regularly
>alcoholic lawyer friend who is in his 50s and with whom I also drink with regularly

These are the only people I have ever been able to call friends. Friends aren't all they are cracked up to be, but it's better than keeping one's own company.

>highschool mate, we shared a lot in the last five years substance and social experience wise, he's far more cultured in cinema than I am and we like the same kind of books and music
>friend of my first friend, classic stoner nerd. Got me my first job in pizza delivery, always chill to hang out with
>guy who's into rap and anthropology, started dealing on the side to make ends meet. We write or freestyle together sometimes, always chill
>new friend, a bit older than I am. Doing his postgraduate in Philosophy, I'm an undergraduate so's nice to have him around for the experience. Likes Herzog a lot
>older guy, we met in a literary circle and then hit it off. Influenced my tastes in pulpy lit, manga, movies, music and comics more than I understood at the time. He's gotten more "adult-like" lately, but our nights together are always fun
>guy I haven't heard off in a while, older than me, he has a YouTube channel he makes a living out of discussing philosophy
>Rest of them, some commies and anarchists, some online fascists, uni friends, lit friends, stoner friends, the like

>>34431133
In my experience, taking up a "social" hobby where you're encouraged to interact with others (theatre, writing circles...) can be a great way to feel better about yourself by getting some sense of self-worth and maybe meet people.

>>34431053
>friend who hosts his room for other friends to come over, hes got a nice computer and screen setup, 2 couches and he sells herbs from there too
>2 friends i call weekly to smoke with we enjoy going out to parks at night-time when its more private
>friends from high school a few years back that I occasionally play games with, we have a group chat that isn't so active anymore
>no friends in the college program that i'm in my 2nd year in, but i have made some acquaintances/lab partners/project partners
but 85% of the time im just by myself working on homework or watching tv

>Brad that's getting into the military
>Normie that plays guitar for a living
>Cyborg that moved across the country.

>>34431053
>ugly manlet but with a job
>crazy loser
>fat sad guy with some friends

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One friend who plays vidya, talks bout anime, and he's just really great that every night i say "luv u"
One old school friend
One female friend who hates me

>>34431227
What are these new categories I haven't been on here in a while

>>34431261
>friend who hates me
Explain

>>34431053
>friends

Out.

I'm done with this board

>>34431336
I'm literally autistic.

You can't tell me I don't belong here, I was born a robot.

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>>34431053
>Indian /pol/tard autist
I have a strong feeling people like this are behind a lot of the POO IN THE LOO posting.

>>34431283
Female friend who hates me because i spam her with anime stuff that she doesn't want and also that i ask for pictures of her feet.

>>34431449
Why do you do that?
You must realize it's creepy?

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>>34431449
She's going to call the cops or Chad to bust up your autistic ass eventually.

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i have ~2 friends i can hang out with in public

here's us in some metaphysical shop a few days ago, i am in the middle

we just do hoodrat stuff
>black friend that smokes a lot of weed
>white friend that smokes a lot of weed
recently i've been trying to get my white friend into Melee with me

>>34431191
>leftist means they are scum meme
enjoy loosing your neet bux when a righty takes it away

>>34431512
Third position is the way.

NEETs are beaten into shape
Chads are beaten into submission.

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>>34431508
You guys looks like you both smell and are sticky to the touch.

>hoodrat stuff
lol k

>>34431508
Fat fucks.

oregano

>>34431053

Top 4 are

>Chad Former Army Ranger turned consultant
>Normie recovered alcholic addict, now married small business owner
>Overwieght robot blue collar wageslave
>Robot IT system administrator that lives with his mom

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>>34431532
>implying Chad won't be doing the NEET beating
Living in a fantasy world son.

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>>34431541
nah, we're clean
i used to shower so much the skin on my palms would peel off and my legs would be ridiculously scratched up, so being clean isn't the issue, if anything
>>34431554
I am 120 lbs

>>34431575
Are you the boipuss on the left?

>>34431564
Chads inherently are satisfied with the current state of society. That's what makes them Chads, they're the pinnacle of western liberal man.

This is why we are alienated, we're not. This is why the leadership of the NSDAP were alienated, they weren't. Fascism is robot rule.

>>34431575
You must be like 3 foot then you chubby bastard.

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>>34431592
I'm not sure how to answer that
I mean, I'm on the left, but I still feel like I should say no
>>34431623
hue

>>34431601
Nazi leadership were alienated former WWI Chad soldiers you historically illiterate dumb fuck. Chadism was the ideal for the German man underneath the Nazis. Fascism is rule by strength and Chad is naturally strong. Why do you think so many Chads are Republicans? And if you think some hipster fuck who gets his willy waxed more than you is a Chad, you are a fucking tard train, but I don't expect much from /r9k/.

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>>34431639
>I still feel like I should say no
Too late for that, you've given me more than enough material to work with, you don't even need to CD to get pounded, consider that a complement.

> Extroverted and aggressive man who is a lot older than me
> Chad with philosophical overtones
> Cat

Normie friend who started off the same as me but made it with great job, uni & gf, while im kv and have achieved nothing in life

Beta friend who turned normie and got into uni, okay job and fucked guys, though I dont count gay sex as true sex so eh

Fellow beta friend who has a normie govt job and is also a kv but he had more chances than I did but he was unaware at the time so missed out

A manlet /fit/ friend who fell for the fit meme thinking he would get a gf but didnt, thinks he can become an actor in america somehow though he has done to progress in that area but always talks about how he's gunna make it

Edgy work-only friend who had a virgin gf (before he fucked her) who likes anime, but he hates anime

Then theres all my online friends but I wont specify about them as we just talk about random shit rather than our actual lives

>>34431649
Nazi leadership were literal autistic manlets. The only one even resembling a Chad was Rudolf Hess.

Hitler was a Bohemian, who were basically the robots before the internet. And he wasn't even the kind of Bohemian that had sex with tumblr-tier qt's, he was the kind of Bohemian that didn't work and cried himself to sleep.

You guys all sound like you have really cool, interesting friends.

Do you think that maybe you're cool interesting people yourselves?

>>34431053
>squirrely army guy
>smooth talking dropout
>mousey uni student
>depressed uni student
>semi-chad uni student

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>>34431708
>The only one even resembling a Chad was Rudolf Hess.
L M A O F A M

>>34431053
I'll bite

>26 year old 5'7" comp-sci wizard. remade himself into a muai thai expert, got a gf, is set to make 70-80k when he's done with school. good guy, redpill-aware. His genetics are hopelessly beta but he is quite the inspiration

>27 year old black guy, works at a call-center. really extroverted, socially-savvy. He's gotten me laid a lot by bringing girls into my orbit. Good dude. He can beat anyones ass

>25 year old autist. fucked a tranny, really eclectic tastes. we get together and talk about esoteric subjects. good dude.

>23 year old girl who makes thousands of dollars trafficking weed and selling paintings. cute as fuck. currently my fwb. I see her once or twice a month when we have free time.

>I have a several friends who's affiliation is sketchy because they associate with people I don't fuck with.

Not a bad life. But its getting pretty empty and meaningless post-25

>>34431780
>dat chin
>dem eyebrows
Tell me I'm wrong.

>>34431808
That's exactly why I'm telling you you're wrong

He's got a hairline like the california coast, too

>>34431053

>Indian gets girls

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

Stoner antifa skinhead
Slightly irritating borderline SJW crusty who is otherwise alright for drinking with
Big mixed race autist who plays seemingly every TCG and tabletop game under the sun
etc, most of the people I really know have fallen from grace and aren't exactly friends anymore. All are odd or mentally ill or both

>>34431673
>consider that a compliment
I actually do
t. 1 month on hrt

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>>34431053
My only close friend is a turkroach who wants to be a composer.

Fuck you umut

>>34431911
I was gonna say if you weren't a trap, you would be perfect for it. Congratulations on both having awesome genetics for becoming a tranny, also post more pics because I find early stage HRT very hot for some reason. My degeneracy has grown rampant throughout my late twenties as I near 30, but I am happy with myself in the very least.

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>childhood friend, ex robot who got fit and became friends with chads and started getting girls

Thats preety much it. He's my only friend

>>34431708
Goebbels was pretty much a robot too. Nazi german was robots ruling over Chad.

>>34431868
that is a nasty group of people

>>34431053
I have two best friends, we are like brothers, we've known eachother for like 10 years
>borderline alcoholic guy, who is an asshole to everyone, but actually the best and most reliable friend when you get to know him
>2 meters tall blonde mountain who is an asshole too but to a much lesser extent, actually the kindest motherfucker on the planet

People hate us and we hate people, all is well in the world.

>>34431053
>drunken /b/ autist whose girlfriend is transforming him into a nu-male
>slightly chubby lacrosse girl who is a feminist and wanted my dick in high school, has an insecure asshole boyfriend
>overweight Bangladeshi stoner
>quiet Chad rower who plays guitar, uses social media a lot (the amount of female attention this guy receives is insane)
>shut in, libertarian, autistic engineering student

Those are the main ones. I have some minor friends.

>/fit/ Muslim Pakistani autist, super rich family that bears striking resemblance to my own
>his Sikh Indian gf and her housemates
>Chad rower's roommates
>lazy, chubby Jewish kid who might not graduate
>mulatto qt
>Kurdish soccer player, Jewish rower, 6'7" White rower (mostly see them together)
>anxious Chad former wrestler

... and some others. I don't hang out with any of them all that often; pretty much all of them would list me as a minor friend except for the /b/tard and shut in.

>>34431968
I only ever really get on with other oddities. I want out of it all really, all the mentally ill fucks manipulating each other and backstabbing and being generally fucked up and degenerate has worn thin

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>>34431952
sure
>My degeneracy has grown rampant throughout my late twenties as I near 30, but I am happy with myself in the very least.
Good! That's what matters.
my ex boyfriend was close to your age, so i'd think you still have the potential to fuck all the pre or post hrt trannies you like

>>34431750

Cool? No. Not really.
Interesting? Yeah, that's possible. I have a pretty keen wit - if it wasn't for that I'd be a shut-in with no friends whatsoever.

3 friends here, but they go to different unis or still in high school so I only talk in the digital world B)
>weeb boy, talk a lot and play vidya
>former outcast who is now big normie close to chad
>quiet smart possibly cyborg black friend

>>34432071
Ah I keep most it to fapping now because I have a gf whom I love quite a bit and believe in monogamy surprisingly enough. Though if I had met a cute trap before her or vice versa I would never rule it out, I just value loyalty as a virtue on the whole. Nothing wrong with masturbating though, everyone does it and finding actual person material is the best, non-amateur pornography does little for me unless its some crazy extreme these days because it's just noticeably false as obvious as that sounds.

>tumblr-esque (fandom side of tumblr, not the sjw side) girl who draws cartoons, is studying animation, and is funny as fuck
I love her with all my heart

>nerdy guy who became a chad but is into chubby girls- he moved to another state
>in the closet nerd who works for some it firm
>another one is somewhat friend is in the same place i don't think he likes me
>another friend is a nerd like me just when i invite him he tells me his busy, he tells his work this too

Got 3
>failed normie who's been trying for years to get laid, no results, we usually drink together, kinda getting tired of me
>failed normie #2, got laid four times in his life two years ago, tried to kill himself once, definitely getting tired of me
>drug addict normie who has regular sex and hangs out with me once every three months or so to smoke weed and do drugs

>tfw no quirky interesting life or friends

seriously i need to do something more with my life
i need to become a fucking folk musician already fuck
why couldn't i have been some drug raver cool guy
why did i have to be a depressed neet
why can't i appreciate what i have
fuck

>paranoid libertarian, intelligent guy, sharp discusser
>main friend who i travel to other countries with and try to fuck girls, codes, smart, fucking rich because he's good with money
>half german scientist autist friend, massive hoarder, interested in literally everything
>polite british girl who is super nice

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>shy sperg hating on lefties and loving action films
>another quiet sperg with no clear interests besides humor and South Park
>IT dude with a beard who also browses 4chan
>failed normie manlet
>horror-loving dumbass who does drugs, smokes and drinks since the age of 14 or so

>tfw no friends in my current class
Good thing it's ending soon

>>34431053
People from my college that I hang around with, but I never trust with my personal issues

>albanian autistic failed normie
>a bunch of normies who are succesful is sports, yet only kissed one girl their whole lives
>rich kid that buys us all weed just because he doesnt have the balls to smoke alone
>shy alt-chick with somewhat of interest in me
>batshit crazy female art student
>a guy that looks like a woman and claims he is straight
>a bunch of girls and guys from villages moved into city and are sexomaniac alcoholics
>2 stacies who are super nice to everyone
>4 super stoner but /fit/ chads (one of them is coke dealing white trash)
>low iq but fun girl

I dont even know how I got myself involved with these people. I am super antisocial and never engage in conversations with them why do they always invite my autistic ass out

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>>34431053
>Robots who have friends
That's an oxymoron you fucking double nigger, get the fuck out

Might as well talk about when I had friends in high school

>metro sexual singer and drama actor
>failed chad who's a cunt but still hangs with us
>a computer science nerd who wasnt even an omega or delta he just didn't talk with anyone bar us
>a short kid who was smart but was a massive vidya nerd
>his tall friend who hardly spoke since his dog died
>my best friend who could've been a normie since he was built and tall and socialized like a madman but stayed with us since he knew me for 5 years before

Yeah it was pretty comfy we usually hung in the library and played but rarely made conversation that was meaningful

>>34431205
Christ that sounds interesting how did you meet the eastern European, assuming you don't live there

>>34431419
Oh they are

t.bro tier

>>34431790
>>23 year old girl who makes thousands of dollars trafficking weed and selling paintings. cute as fuck. currently my fwb. I see her once or twice a month when we have free time.
fuck where are all you pseudoChads finding these drug dealing DTF girls

this shit drives me to drink

>>34431053
>uberchad dealer with a 5/10 gf
>classical "nerd" overachiever with high expectation parents (virgin/gf-less)
>5'8 ugly /fit/fag manlet (gf-less)
>monkey-looking 5'10 manlet nu-male that has a 6/10 gf
>6'4 lanket sub-90 IQ chad-wannabe who gets the absolute dumbest bimbos (gf-less)
I literally know no other people.

>>34431508
That's a dope ass photo looks like an album cover
Does anyone have friends that browse R9k too cos I have a sneaking suspicion mine do.
But alas I'm afraid to ask

>>34431053
Robots don't have friends dumbass

>dipshit black guy lives with his mom in the trailer park always blasted on xanax
>hipster kv who somehow found a girlfriend, immediately got her pregnant and is now a new father

Uhh that's about it and those two don't know each other.

>>34431868
Antifa are anti white drug addicted faggot idiots.

>>34432642
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/discusser

kill yourself

>could-be chad who just loafs around. Got fired from his job at mcdicks for acting out around a female coworker he was dating. Floated between jobs, now he's about to become a manager at jimbo johns. Like I said, could be a total chad if he didn't have massive social anxiety and wasn't always thinking about the female coworker he dated
>other guy who was a beta with us in high school but has since become a jarhead chad. He's a simple guy who just works, goes out to drink and puts some money away
>Other failed chad friend who was in a band but two bandmates kicked everyone out and just decided to fuck with each other instead. He was working construction and doing community college, but had a psychotic break and went to rehab/inpatient life counseling
>other friend who was a social retard in high school but went on to model for big fashion brands. Now he travels the world and makes lots of money, showing off his life through pictures on social media

I have a few friends I've met off chan. Not close enough to judge them all, but most of them are pretty normal with a few awkward tendencies.

Anyways my legit $100 best friend
>asian
>quiet until he knows you
>absolutely sucks at talking to girls outside of professional environment
>kinda autistic about his hobbies and can go on and on for hours
>can say some pretty racist stuff around me but we're edge lords
>no drugs or alcohol

>half chink manlet that is extremely nice to everyone in public, but turns to the rodge in private, takes like 5 kinds of medications and is autistic about mass effect
>agoraphobic neet grill that graduated hs two years ahead of me, used to be aid to health teacher, introduced me to 4chan, surprisingly effay and talented, oneitis
>FOB taiwanese kid, smells weird, is kind of a dick and not particularly smart but pretty funny, doesn't get along very well with hapamanlet
>spooky skelton lanklet with greasy long hair and jew nose, not really a friend but for some reason always seems to be with us, is essentially reddit: the person, has tendency to stroke his greasy goatee, 27 years old

To clarify, all but the neet go to the same college as I.

>>34431053
I live in Ohio so mostly weebs and rednecks
Despite being a weeb myself I greatly prefer the rednecks

>>34433157
All the local ones are Polish immigrants for the most part

>>34431053

My best friend is currently "courting" (his words) some Eastern Euro travelling hippie types. But this hilarious situation unfolded today.

>friend sleeps with some girl, about 8/10
>day later
>friend is in bed after house party with some girl
>about a 5/10 or worse I wasn't there
>some hippy type, doesn't shave, all her friends are male
>she practically forces him to have sex with her
>he thinks she's ugg but goes for it anyway because titties
>they were probably hairy desu
>one week later
>he starts finding blood in his piss
>thinks it was uggo that gave him whatever it is
>he didn't use protection with her, "sort of did" with the other
>asks uggo to go to a clinic and get tested
>he is going tomorrow
>uggo doesn't reply
>same day he is going he asks her again
>she tells him she has insomnia
>"asking me to go to the clinic to get tested is ableist"
>this bint's snatch is a fucking bio-weapon
>he had to humiliate himself into asking the 8/10 to get tested
>she took one a few days ago
>she's clean
>asks uggo again
>she says she can't have given him anything since only men spread STI's so she doesn't need to get tested
>scotland yard are said to be investigating uglychop's cunt for biological terrorism

the fuck is wrong with some people walking around with fucking petri dishes in their pantaloons

>>34431053
>fat nice guy popular cousin
>me in normie form
>really smart but wasted potential and is now wagecucking too

>only friend is an Indian chad that hangs out with me once every few weeks to go out to bars and pick up sluts.
> don't like doing this, but it's better than sitting at home playing Vidya 24/7

>>34432966
Hopefully you are still reading:
As I said, I met him on 4chan. Through /r9k/ actually, before social threads were barred, before the creation of /soc/, and before the old r9k ceased to exist. When old robots had a chance to make friends with one another, before they were pilloried and told to go another forum.

>Robots WHOM have friends*


Fixed that for you.

>>34433597
>just like my amines

>>34431053
Ok, this might be fun.

>5'4" tryhard drug addict Chad
>Schizophrenic failed musician who somehow doesn't seem to realize music it's not for him (my best friend)
>A jew
>Semi orphan unneducated guy who dreams in becoming some kind of filmmaker, can't read or focus.
>Right wing asshole who thinks having money makes you better than everyone else, family used to be rich but now is almost bankrupt. He's also a gamer, and virgin.
>Lifting guy who wants to travel all around the world with no money.

And the rest of my friends are not that interesting.

>a literal psychopath who's my best friend and one of the only people who helps me and understands me but i'm too autistic to ever thank him
>a failed normie druggie who i sometimes smoke weed with because free weed (who's also a fucking commie btw, but a racist soviet type commie not one of those progressive fags, still cancer though.)
>some mega normie who's pc i fix because he gives me free cables, wires and old laptops