I need your help /r9k/ There's a qt 3.14 German tranfer

>>34426670
By not starting in the first place obviously.

>>34426670
Asking R9K for advice on anything:

You've already fucked it up bud. Way to go.

>>34426670
ask her if she wants to taste your cheese kransky

>>34426670
Go up to her and assure her that you think Hitler did nothing wrong. Instant waterfall

>>34426670
Dude, the average German girl are very tolerant of spaghetti spilling because autism is deeply ingrained in German culture.

Ask her to hang out, make an effort to get to know her and flirt a bit. Getting with German girls is easy.

>>34426670
For real, just ask her to the movies or something after getting to know her. Just try to sit with her during lunch talk with her during the day, just try to be her friend and take things from there.

>>34426670
Want me to teach you some German phrases that might come in handy?

tell her "du bist sehr huebsch" "you are very pretty"
or "du hast schoene Augen" "you have beautyful eyes"

>>34426910
yea OP, or you could not do that and avoid looking like the giant retard you are.

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>>34426891
Anything that would help

>>34426951
For real though, German girls like it when you hang out and make an effort getting to know them. Ask stuff about her, listen to her (or pretend that you're paying attention), show her that you actually paid attention by bringing things up that she talked about before, the next time you meet her.

Tell her directly that you had a good time or that you enjoy hanging out with her. If the situation allows for it and she shows signs of being into you then try getting physical with her.

Don't use the German phrases that the other anon posted. They are played out as fuck. You can tell her that stuff after you've been intimate with her.

>>34427001
Thanks anon

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Literally just go up to her and say "Wanna hang out some time?". Prolonging the inevitable and getting friendzoned or whatever is just a huge waste of time. Do what this anon says: >>34427001

Don't open up with a german compliment, it will just sound retarded. Instead ask if she can teach you some funny German words as an ice breaker.

>>34427486
also dumb PUAs will tell you that you shouldn't ask for a date but instead just say it. Don't believe those drooling retards, women aren't actually machines

Just spend time with her.
Try stuff. If she seems to react well keep going. If not? Stop.

There was a German student when I was at school and she still sends me pictures of her travels now that she's back in Germany.
She was less of a gf type figure and more of a bro tho.

Also she still sends me ossiboo shit in exchange for aussieboo shit, which is convenient af.

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Bumpity bump ump4

>>34428132
op stopped responding a while ago

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>>34428697
But this is op

>>34426670
Your on r9k asking how to not fuck up.
Shes with chad getting a nutt busted up her rump.

>>34427569
How do i approach here without getting all nervous and shit?

>>34428735
this desu, student qts travel around the world to pick up the best chads from each country. you had no chance to begin with op

>>34428735
>>34428759
But shes not like social
Shes pretty shy and doesnt talk much

>>34426670
Transfer to the US? How tall are you?

Anything below 6'0 is manlet territory in Germany you know this right?

>>34428813
Im 6'3


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>>34428830
Where do you live tho? US? Where is this transfer taking place? If you're in the US why don't you have a US girlfriend you're fucking 6'3.

If you're in like Belgium or Holland then your height is average and you are simply undesirable.

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>>34426670
What class and how old is she? I'm a german, maybe I could help you if you tell me that.

>>34428866
Yeah US
Problem is that im also super autistic and dont know how to talk to women without freaking out

>>34426824
This is a meme, German women are the same as any other western women.

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>>34428882
Well there's your problem. If you think Germanic girls will forgive your autism woohoo laddieboy. And with a language barrier added? Son....

>>34428870
I think shes 21
Class is writing (its required)

>>34428756
I just did.
Nervous and all.

Cause she was new and foreign, I just assumed that she would be less judgemental.

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>>34429010
What do you say though
I might be beyond help

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>>34429010
What do you say though
I might be beyond help

T.autist

>>34429079
>>34429057
My computer fucked up

Bump

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>>34426670
>he wants Muhammad's leftovers

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>>34426670
Ignore her you inbreed cunt. It's not like you must talk to her. Just keep doing you thing and ignore bitches, if you're not a chad they won't be interested in you in more than a friend, and you know this.

>>34426670
Is her name Monika?
But try and stop all affectionate feelings you have for her. If you're a turbo autist it won't go anywhere