So, how do people expect me NOT to kill myself when I'm

>>34424634
Also, I have literally never had a gf. Surprise surprise

>>34424634
fucking loled great post

Find some woman who is into /ss/.

>>34424668
I fucking want to, but they are extremely uncommon.

>>34424634
That is somebody's fetish, anon. You don't have to be so down on yourself. Short guys are successful in romance routinely.

>>34424634
S O U R
R C E please

>>34424634
Time to exercise and take up smoking. Also give source.

>>34424718
Yeah, I know, but I have actively searched for women who are into that for a couple years and have come up dry. It is extremely discouraging. The chance that I'll find a girl who's into me is like....one in a billion. I should kill myself and get it over with. I have planned out either jumping from a huge bridge in the city I'm in, or stepping in front of the light rail. Don't know which one would be more terrifying.

>>34424728
Wut

>>34424765
It's called "Tall Plus Short"

>>34424773
source pretty ditty please?

>>34424773
What is the source of the image that you posted? Please tell us.

I wouldn't mind being with a woman that was taller than me if she actually liked me and was loyal, but that isn't how women are in real life.

>>34424780
here you go dog
e-hentai.org g 510815 5b217b850d

>>34424777
>>34424780
I just gave the freaken name
"Tall plus short"
look up "Tall plus short hentai" and i am sure you will find it

>>34424793
>>34424796
Thanks!

originarucommentodesu

>>34424790
Yeah, exactly. And people will tell you that women have varying tastes, but it's a fucking lie. 99.9999% of them want chad.

You've stepped upon a lucrative market anon, just pretend to be 16 and fuck a bunch of guys for cash.

>>34424821
Fuuuuck offffff :) That sounds like a really good way to get AIDS

>>34424674

You would be surprise

>>34424827
Maybe just suck their dicks? How much can you get from that shit anyway, prostitution is legal in my country - should I be getting in on it?

>>34424841
Well, from my experience with women, I haven't been surprised, because I haven't met a single one who was actually into /ss/.

>>34424634

Just lube up and think of the old country. It seems like your best option

>>34424865
>the old country
What? Kek

>>34424634
at least you are not balding

just be a twink

>>34424904
Being a twink doesn't get you fucking women

>>34424917
women are overrated anon.
just kill your libido with medication and you'll never want a woman again

>>34424937
What sort of medication generally has such an effect?

>>34424941
for me it was a combination of SSRIs and antipsychotics (olanzapine)

5'7 21yo with baby face.. i got them good beard genes so i got that going for me.. makes my 14yo face 10years older..
>Inb4 poor manlet.
5'6 to 5'9 is the avarage on my country
(if u discard the illegal niger population)

>>34424806
Things would be a lot better if women had a more diverse set of desires like men do.

>>34424994
I see. I don't think I'll waste my time with that. Suicide sounds so, so much better. The problem with me is it's not just libido. I want to feel loved. That's never going to happen, because women are shallow pieces of shit. Contrary to popular belief, they're the ones who judge solely on looks. Fuck this shitty life and fuck my genetics. The game was rigged for me from day fucking one.

>>34425019
>I want to feel loved. That's never going to happen, because women are shallow pieces of shit.

This is my problem as well. Thinking of just sucking it up and trying to find a guy instead.

>>34424994
olanzapine does nothing to my libido, and im pretty sure it isnt widespread with antipsychotics (taken a lot of those), so thatd probably be the the ssris. Also jacking off is better than not jackin off

OP get a good haircut and go ottermode

>>34425071
If you are not genuinely homosexual, you will never enjoy a homosexual relationship. Don't try it. You'll be grossed out, anon.

>>34424634

Same.
I'm 28 but I look 17 and qt. Skinny body and baby face. Gay guys hit on me and it's fucking gross.
Also I never had a gf either. My oneitis in high school told me that she couldn't date me because she only likes guys bigger than her. I was taller than her but I guess the fat bitch meant she wanted me to outweigh her by 50 pounds (good luck finding a guy who can do that)

>>34425080
nah im pretty sure its the antipsychotic more than anything since i left the antidepressants for a while and my libido didnt return. the ssri does make it almost impossible to feel pleasure when jerking off tho so that's cool as well

>>34425080
>Also jacking off is better than not jackin off
fuck that, i rather not jack off if that means i can transcend my own libido

>>34424773
>>34424796
Can you post the source? Thanks

>>34425130

>transcend my own libido

You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>34425108
Wow, how have you lived to 28? I would have killed myself by then. Women are truly shallow pieces of shit. Fucking hell. I seriously hope the whole world falls apart in a SHTF scenario. I am so sick and tired of this shitty world filled with shitty people.

>>34425151
Someone else already posted it in the thread, and you just replied to two posts that gave you the name, and even gave you instructions on how to look it up on google

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>>34424634

I'm 5'5 and look like a 20 year old while I'm actually turning 29 this year, you'll live faggot.

>>34424634
You would be just as miserable and turbovirgin if you were 6'2".

>>34425096
I have a small attraction towards more effeminate guys.

>>34425155
>>34425166
Fuck yeah, i got two dubs in a motherfucking row. Praise kek

>>34425168
>you'll live
Not if i kms first

>>34425154
lookup the average age for schizophrenia onset

>>34425177
KEK IS WITH ME, ANONS
first i get 55, 66, and then 77. I am truly blessed

>>34425151
The link is here >>34424793

Will one of you manlets pls be my bf so I can fug your ass and we can be notlonely together?

>>34424884
This is a reference to the idiom "lie back and think of England." This phrase from England describes the old-fashioned attitude that women should endure sex that they do not enjoy because of their patriotic duty to produce children in support of their country. The phrase can be used seriously, but these days it is usually said for humor.

>>34425205
No, you stupid faggot. Now, go get thrown off a building.

>>34424941
It is a common side-effect of various types of antidepressants, such as SSRI's.

>>34425224
I'm not a fag. Stop bullying.

>>34425155

Idk it just happens. You wake up one day and you're 28. You're body just keeps going even when you hate the world.

It used to be a cycle of delusional mania and devastating crashes, but after about 25 it just turns into perennial numbness. Which is kind of liberating in its own odd way. Not giving a shit about anything gives you a sort of Chad veneer, but in the end you just can't overcome physical limitations.

I had a few fetishes that theoretically could be gender neutral and I've been experimenting talking to guys online about them. Nothing about men arouses me but the fetish itself does, so it's possible that some sexual experience might be better than none even if I'm straight. I haven't really had all that much luck though since the fetish is so specific and weird so when this runs out of steam too I'll probably just end it.

For the record I don't blame women. They like what they like. I'm shallow too and only like Stacey. It's just how it is. Yea I get mad that I can't have Stacey but I'm not going to blame her when I'm not willing to get with girls I don't find attractive.

>>34425234
Trannies are still fags.

>>34425245
Wtf i don't only want stacy. My standards are that she's not overweight, and isn't like extemely hideous. Even with my low standards, I can't get a gf. I'm too fucking tiny and pathetic

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>>34425246
I'm not a tranny either I just want a person who will love me.

>>34425245
>straight
>thinking on indulging sex with men (males)
i have bad news for you anon

>>34425245
What are your fetishes?

>You have been muted for 4 seconds

>>34425264

I only want Stacey. I'm really aestheticlly oriented, probably from years of jerking it to computer images and narrativizing the images for hours before cumming. . I tell myself that I would get with any girl but then I go out into the real world and I'm just not motivated by ugly girls.

>>34425273

It wouldn't really be sex.

>>34425281

When I was little my friends and I would have gun wars and would play dead and then search the bodies for intel/ammo/whatever. That's what I want to roleplay with Stacey but I'd probably do it with a guy.

>>34425328
That is indeed rather specific.

>>34425168
Yeah, it's good not to get too worked up over these things. Loneliness is not the worst problem in the world.

Suicide is dereliction of duty. There's work that needs to get done in your community, and you can't do that if you're dead. Also, if violence against other people is wrong, then violence against the self, who is also a person, is wrong for the same reasons. Yes, I understand that sometimes violence is necessary. But "violence is wrong" is a useful guideline almost all of the time.

If anybody here is thinking of killing themselves, their job is to seek therapy and medication to fix that problem, so that they can try to be useful to society. I'm a 29 y/o virgin with significant mental health problems too, including severe depression, but I'm doing something about it and trying to get back on my feet.

>>34425166
>>34425188
Okay but can you post the source for the OP image? Thank you

I just like to think my continued existence will starve Chads in the bleak, not so far future, where the earth is mostly covered in irradiated water and the rest is unforgiving desert pelted by harsh sunlight during the day and turns freezing cold in the night, fighting to survive on preserved McDonald's Cheeseburgers and canned Baked Beans as they desperately try to find shelter from the deadly acid rain and killer mutants.

>tfw lesbian
>tfw that image is still adorable and making me swoon

>>34425365
Nuclear war has been averted in the near-term. Geoengineering solutions are available to combat global warming if necessary. These use simple, existing technology. Sulfate aerosols and oceanic iron fertilization will take care of global warming if the green revolution doesn't.

>>34425352
Violence against others is bad because you're initiating force upon them without consent. If you are being violent towards yourself, you're essentially giving full consent. I can kill myself if I want to.
And there is no such thing as society; it is only a concept. There are individuals. And what you're saying is that I should do things to benefit other individuals out of some sense of duty? They're probably having better sex lives than me, and not dealing with crippling loneliness. Fuck them. I have no obligation. I have an obligation to fix my own problems, which involves putting a bullet through my skull.

>>34425386
Read the whole thing. It is lewd but the ending is sweet.

>>34425386
It makes you swoon because tiny men look like fucking women with short hair, and no heterosexual woman would find us attractive.

>>34425386
>tfw lesbians are the only women that find short guys attractive
guess i better kill myself

>>34424634
I actually know a girl, 6'2', athletic, skiier, who absolutey LOVES twinks and manlets and baby faced boys.

Want me to hook you guys up? She's smart and not a normie but isn't too autistic.

>>34425469
Sure give me her contact info lol

>>34425402

It's fine, but if this is your definitive stance, you should actually do it instead of attention whoring yourself every day on /r9k/.

>>34425130
Youre confusing not giving a fuck for not being able to get it up
>fuck that, i rather not jack off if that means i can transcend my own libido
but its fast and fun anon..

>>34424790
^This.
It's even one of my fetish, having a big dom gf.
A shame I'm 6'6 tho

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>you will never bury your face in your tall gf's chest pillows

>>34425328
I'm sure you could find a cute guy to do military roleplay instead, doesn't really seem like a woman thing

>>34425469
sounds like the dream

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>>34424634
>mfw 6'3" and somehow manage to be obese - 300lbs

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>>34424634
You posted the answer to your question in your pic
Chad may have a lot of things but he will never have a qt amazon towering over him

Also it's easier to gain muscle and shit

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>>34425706
>Chad may have a lot of things but he will never have a qt amazon towering over him

don't remind me, you know how hard it is finding a girl taller than me?

it's fucking difficult, okay?

i actually have not found a girl over 6'4 and never will, i want all womanlets to just die, i'm pissed.

it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair it's not fair

>>34425469
Only if she is submissive and loves being dominated by a shorter guy.

>>34425590
Tall girls are chestlets most of the time.

>>34425795
Doesn't matter. Loyal, loving, taller gf is 2D fantasy anyway.

>>34425826
I had one. In 3d. She was a chestlet.

>>34425846
>I had one.
>had

There's the difference.

>>34426030
She was loyal and loving. We split up because of other circumstances.

>>34426157
Whatever you say desu