If you had to get laid in order to save your family and everyone

How long of a timeframe do I have? If I have a week or two, I'd probably just hit up one of the fat girls from my college and pretend I fall in love with them or some shit.

If I have like 12 hours, I'm not sure it's possible.

hit up a fuckbuddy that I ghosted a few weeks ago

text that girl who wants to fuck me for some god awful reason

i hate my family and love nobody so i still wouldnt

>>34423840
My family is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. I wouldn't get laid so they all die, then I can kill myself guilt free because they aren't around, and if I have trouble going through with it I just have to remind myself that they all died because of me so I deserve death.

>>34423840

purposefully not get laid because everyone in my family is human garbage

you mean if i didnt have a gf?
id contact that one girl i rejected and try to fuck her
failing that, i will contact my milf crush and beg her
then probably hooker

>>34423840
Check Craigslist for prostitutes, I guess. 0% chance of it happening within the confines of the law

>>34423840

get on tinder and start swiping

I guess I'd sign up for Tinder
If that didn't work then a hooker