>deaf mute >wheelchair bound >can't be a robot

>has an excuse not to talk to normies
>has a chair with wheels

I have to talk to normies AND my chair doesn't have wheels. Fuck off you privileged bitch.

Whatever Helen Keller I'm sure you could find 100+ dudes who would bag you in a heart beat.

>>34418954
>Helen Keller
I'm not blind you fucker

>>34418929
Are you cute at least. I bet you are but just depressed. Do you get sores from your chair?

>>34419007
What's the wierdest thing you ever out in ur cunny.

Also,

Why don't you just talk.

>tfw blind
>can't be robot because I'm black
>I don't even know if I am black or if someone has been playing a cruel joke on me my whole life

would kill for a deaf mute gf

dont want a wheelie gf tho. too much leg atrophy

>>34418929
Every hear of disabled porn? You could find someone to fuck you with a simple google search. Fuck off you easy mode cunt.

I wish I had a deaf bf to coddle.

I've always been curious about what deaf girls sound like when they masturbate. Would you be willing to masturbate with a mic on and upload it to vocaroo for me?

>Born without arms due to a rare deformity
>Literally incapable of holding a girl
>Can't be a robot because I bench 350

>>34419118
not hard to bench when you have no wingspan m8

>>34419062
Not everyone wants to be a curiosity. :)

>>34419009
>Are you cute at least.
I'd say I'm slightly below average at best
>Do you get sores from your chair?
No, I'm not paralyses I just can't walk, I use crutches around the house.
>>34419032
>What's the wierdest thing you ever out in ur cunny.
a tampon :)
>Why don't you just talk.
I've tried and people could never understand me
>>34419116
no

>>34419180
You should get a Hawking's talking machine. You'll be able to talk while you give head.

>tfw no deaf mute girlfriend to hug and watch subtitled films with all cuddled up on the couch with a comfy blanket while it rains and thunders outside

What keeps you going?

Can you show feet?

>>34419045
How do you read posts blackbot?

Nobody hates you, nobody feels a callous remorselessness towards you, in fact people either feel bad or inspired for you, people love you, you have problems but nothing making you a real robot.

>>34418929

Timestamp and photo or you are a faggot.

>>34419306
nobody actually likes me, they just feel bad for me
I have no friends and have never had a boyfriend (or hookup or even a kiss from a boy), even if I did I would just be a burden on them

>>34419180
want to be my girlfriend
i'm fat but i will love, care and cook for you

>>34419180
What do you look for in a guy? If you're hetero I mean.

>>34419009
>>34419058
>>34419116
>>34419221
Amazing that some ugly, physically disabled bitch can still get attention from men. This is why women can't be robots

Will you be my gf, OP?

origami

>>34419337
But there's koe no Katachi anon, it's so cute.

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>>34418929
Where do I find a qt /katawa/ gf to marry and love forever?

>>34419379
Shizune is worst katawa

>>34419379
A center for the disabled obvsly

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>>34419379
>posting worst girl.
Kys fggt

>>34418929
hey op i'm also in a wheelchair. Want to email each other and bond?

>>34419393
her route is terrible but i can see her appeal.

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Pardon me, please. Best girl passing through.

>>34418929
4chan men are pretty much the worst western society has to offer. Men can't really handle being nobodies. They turn into psychotic, bullying asholes. Don't waste your time and come talk to me on Kik. Temporaryphase.

>>34419349
I'm tempted to make a joke about having to be taller than me when I'm in my wheelchair, but I'm worried people will take it literally.
I don't know I don't really socialize so I can't say what I want in a guy. It would be hard to date a guy without a disability without worrying about if he's only with me because he feels to guilty to breakup with me.

>>34419471
holy shit get a load of this creep

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>>34419481
hey i'm a guy in a wheelchair, if you want to talk my throwaway email is [email protected]

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>>34419393
>>34419411
I'll be honest, I'm a Hanafag myself. Still, even if her route wasn't great, I like Shizune as a character. She's pretty cute, too.

>>34419481
Anon, the silence is fine. I prefer it when it's quiet. I think you'd make a wonderful girlfriend. Don't feel bad, alright?

>>34419484
A 4chan bully is balling me a creep. It's really just pathetic to watch people that were obviously bullied outcasts as teens turn into even worse bullies and abusers in their adulthood. Just mindless sheep all of you that can't think at all for yourselves and rise above your own shitty emotions.

>>34418929
How did you end up as a paraplegic deaf-mute, OP?

>>34419519
WHEELIE AND WHEELIE
SITTING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TREE BECAUSE THEY CANT CLIMB IT
K I S S I N G

>>34419523
Hanako's route was shit, too. I like her a lot as a character but they could have done much better job. Lilly (waifu), Emi, and Rin are the only good routes, though I never ended up liking Rin very much.

>>34419547
i wasn't a bullied outcast though

>>34419484
A 4chan bully is calling me a creep. It's really just pathetic to watch people that were obviously bullied outcasts as teens turn into even worse bullies and abusers in their adulthood. Just mindless sheep that can't think at all for yourselves and rise above your own shitty emotions.

>>34419579
Oh you're just a garbage human by default then?

will you be my cripple gf? pls respond.

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>>34419584
Well what are you doing here then?

Also
>mindless sheep

>>34419604
i may be human garbage, but at least i'm not posting contact info on 4chan trying to be the 'nice guy'

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>>34419118
>tfw no Rin gf

>>34419007
hahahahaha that made me laugh. Thank you

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Aaaaaaaaaand she's gone.

LOL

Nice job, validating her, you stupid betas.

>>34419654
That's got to be one of the best posts of this thread lol seriously

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>>34419646
>girl with no arms
>has to do everything with her feet
>no footjob scene

>>34419547
>>34419584
Did you make another post saying the exact same thing because you misspelled 'calling'? You know you can delete your own posts, you don't have to embarrass yourself like this.

Also that disabled chick probably left once the dicks started flying towards her good on you for trying.

>>34419617
Yelling at trash humans obviously. Your safe space makes me sick.

>>34419654
>>34419676
Am I missing something, how is that funny?

>>34419180
>>Why don't you just talk.
>I've tried and people could never understand me
Aw, poor bby

>>34419683
watch out everyone we got a Nice Guy here

>>34418929
What do you think of Alexander Gorden Jahans?

>>34419635
I'm a girl and not a lesbian. Maybe I'm just interested in deaf people you trash regurgitating twit.

>>34419704
Helen Keller was a very unfortunate girl who was a blind deaf mute but using her name as a nickname was pretty funny.

>>34419746
I'm jealous of his rack

>>34419679
Yes I did. Idgaf
And I'm NOT A MAN FFS

>>34419757
if you're a girl you don't belong on this board, you can kindly leave, thank you

there's a board for you called lolcow

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> tfw no qt marfan gf

>>34418929
So, what kinda music do you like?

>>34419788
Ohh I'm going to go to my room and cri now a physcoyic asshole doesn't like me. ; ;_; ;_;

>>34419471
Hey, don't put us all in a box. I'm just here for the memes. /int/ernational banter and /o/tism, mainly. But I also come here sometimes because it's like a less cancerous /b/.

>>34419883
you obviously don't like this board, so why do you post here?

>>34419337
>(or hookup or even a kiss from a boy),
What city do you live in?

>>34418929
Get your own fucking title cunt

>>34419290
the fact that this had no response made me laugh historically for the first time in several months.

>>34420023
I'm here BECAUSE I dislike the lot of you. I can't physically slap you for your shittyness so I will pointlessly yell instead.

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>>34420110
>I'm here BECAUSE I dislike the lot of you
evn mi?

>>34420110
thats pathetic

that would be like me posting on lolcow, a board filled with women i hate. the only reason i would ever post there is to troll or to get attention

hmmm, i wonder why you post here?

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>>34420110
Stop trying to mask your stupidity by acting cute

>>34420134
He said "the lot", so it could not include you senpai.

>>34420174
Because I believe you need to hear how shitty and stupid you appear to normal people once in awhile.

>>34420212
i dont think youve been here long, we're well aware of how ridiculous we are and how normies view us

>>34420110
>I can't physically slap you

No shit you couldn't catch me in your cripple carrier

>>34419180
I'll marry you fembot

>>34420212
>deaf
>mute
>normal

>>34420211
She***** god you guys are illiterate.

>>34418929
>>deaf mute
>>wheelchair bound
A-are you cute? What race? id love a qt disabled gf to take care of

I'm OP and I'm not the poster who's arguing and saying they hate robots.

>>34420247
True. I have some semblance of a life outside the Internet. Also this place is esthetically repulsive. Good wholesome people repellent, kids.

>>34420370
then stop posting here and go somewhere else? there's plenty of boards for normies

>>34420369
Wait, you're still here op? Thought you left because every guy here wants a deaf mute gf

>>34420250
I'm not a cripple. I'm not op.

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what a terrible night to be on /r9k/.

>>34418929
you are not a robot, you are a crip get out chadlett

>>34419007
top fucking kek made me chuckle

>>34420406
I didn't leave but I'm not looking for a bf, these guys don't really want me they just want a pussy to fuck.

>>34418929
>ex was deaf
>when she Os she spasms and makes weird noises
>can't help but get hard again

>>34420369
Here I have a name now so you don't catch extra hate for my yelling. Also you should hate robots. they hate you too I assure you.

>>34420453
One of my exes is deaf as well. She was qt as hell. Miss her holes sometimes.

are we going to see some wheelchair boobs or what

>>34420387
Why? I have no reason to yell at people who's worst crime is being dull.

>>34420504
I'm flat and not a camwhore

>>34420536
i like small boobs and you're a liar you're here exclusively for attention so make with some nips

>>34420508
so you just want someone to yell at?

bpd bpd bpd bpd bpd

>>34420536
Then you're useless.

>>34420446
I just wanted another friend in a wheelchair to relate to because i am in one too

>>34420576
That's not a real disorder IMO.
4chaners are just retarded enough to believe everything on the Internet.

>>34420586
No more useless than you chicken shit

>>34420600
>>34420621
pretty sure you have bpd tho

wanna be my bpd gf?

>>34420621
No need to compare. Focus on your own useless ass.

>>34420633
She just said she wasn't looking for a bf, dude.

>>34420633 why in God's name would I do that

>>34420621
stop replying to people that reply to me

>>34418929
Deaf girls are literally the worst. I would pick any other number of disabilities as long as the girl could listen to music

>>34420654
No that was op. But I'm not looking either. I don't believe im love.

>>34418929
Can you laugh?

>>34420772
>I don't believe im love

what did she mean by this

>>34420782
>Can you laugh?
yeah

>>34420772
Oh. Okay, I just got confused is all. Thanks for clearing it up.

>>34420466

Hi rachel :^)

>>34420788
Can you laugh and record it?

>>34420783
I meant in.
And it's pretty straight forward

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Time to hijack this thread and btfo roasties

>>34420446
Some guys are looking for a committed relationship though. I don't speak for all of them, but you're probably right.

>>34420826
This, I see some traditionalists on here lamenting about the fact that they will never have a wife or family.

>>34420788
Do you ever worry that someone could break in and there'd be no way you would hear them even if they were shooting a 105mm cannon next to you

>>34420798
HI. Which lunatic are you?

>>34420858
Yeah dude I mean, that's all I want in this point in my godforsaken life. To have a significant other and eventually a family, I'd probably die of happiness.

>>34420798
rachel is a fat girl name

is she fat?

>>34420826
Fine. I shall recant. I don't believe it exists where most people are concerned. Me included.

>>34420858 the nuclear family isn't about romantic love.

>>34420875

Not a lunatic at all m8. Im a kind soul. How are you? Still mad at robots at i see.

>>34420896

Idk m8 i just recognized her posting style and with that name it immediately clicked. She was in a comparable thread a couple months ago and was talking shit like exactly like she does now.

>>34420954
>Idk m8 i just recognized her posting style and with that name it immediately clicked. She was in a comparable thread a couple months ago and was talking shit like exactly like she does now.

yep. bpd

>>34420954
You're on 4chan. Don't lie to yourself.
Also I'm not fat.

>>34420970
.... your obsession with a made up disorder is pathetic. It could be I just hate you all that much.

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>>34419007
>I'm not blind you fucker

HAHAHHAAHHA

>>34418929
If you're a mute then how are you talking to us right now?

Checkmate atheists

>>34421002
i hate you too

pls be my hateful gf

>tfw ywn give op a hug

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>>34420981

But i am my dear anon. You can come see for yourself if you dont believe me.

Do you need a carer? - I'm experienced. Do extras for the right price.

>>34420446
hows cripple life treating you, OP? do you study, work?

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>OP

I got you girl

>>34421058
Rly makes u thinkk

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>>34420586

Tldr, this

>>34421061
No one on here is sentient enough for me. I have no people's

>>34421216
>"guisss im a girl"
>"guuuiiiiisssss im a girl, give me attention"

kys fat whore

>>34421244
Insults are better if they're accurate.

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>>34421216

Ur kinda black pilled. Good 4 u, cunt.

>>34421275
...does it bother you that you think entirely in unintelligent memes

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roasties can turn the simplest ''femanon here'' threads into a murder show. what the fuck...why...

>>34421317
he posted rich evans though

rich evans is the most based man on planet earth

>>34421329 meh. If I didn't you guys would turn it into a bully thread.

>>34420349
*****He. At least until proven otherwise

>>34421355
Yet, you're here bullying us, because that's any better?

>>34421373
I'm only bullying people that start off by bullying.it's not the same as attacking people for no reason.

>>34421412
You're just as bad as us then since you feel the need to stoop to our levels.

>>34421517
Nah. I don't pick on the harmless.

>>34421535
will you be my whitenight bully gf?

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How'd I do boys?
ITT female hate because of this bitch?
Oraegano just in case.

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>can't be a robot because I'm female...
Yeah that's right.

You could literally roll into a McDonalds, make some clicking noises, and you'd have a lineup of 6'2" quarterbacks ready to massage your limp feet.

Get the fuck out privilege normie bitch reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34421776
Yup. Block me and go cry to your friends you spineless wannabe liberal.

>>34421826
Have some chocolate; you're being a cranky bitch. Why not tell us about your dreams and aspirations?

>>34421141
NEET
>>34421188
that's really cute

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>>34421826
That was literally my plan and I executed it to my design. All you have done is stated the obvious showing the inefficiecies in your female "mind."

>>34421826
those are some ugly glasses anon

>>34421776
>You're as bad as the liberals

Damn nigga you got torched

>>34421896
Im am ded. She killed me with buzzsaw words. Sliced my head right off.

>>34421317

Not rly. Getting MD in 4 months so I'm not rly a robot but I am massively autistic which is why i occasionally frequest here. Anyways I pretty much am cool with not being gud at memes.

>>34421845
I don't have any unless suicide by 25 counts.

>>34421846
>NEET
well if it makes you feel any better i think you're a robot, one of us etc etc

>>34421935

You won't and things will get worse. Sorry to ruin the surprise.

>>34421861
You're plan was to show how much of an apologist you are? Congrats bub

>won't post pics
>"deafmute" yet is browsing 4chan

we are being troled by a normie wanting to get our hopes up with a katawa gf do not respond

>>34421962
Hey if Amy whinehouse can off herself so can I. have a bit of faith in me.

>>34421965
I'm not offering to be anyone's gf

>>34421963
I want to cum all over your glasses

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>>34421963
Throw more buzz words it will proove your point almost like the...liberals hmm makes you wonder

>>34421989

Yeah but Amy wine house was talented at something as well. So we're talking multiple differences compared to you

>>34421999
You wouldn't even be brave enough to look me in the eye but nice try.

>>34422008
I'm mildly talented but man you don't need to be talented to over dose. Just significantly disgusted with life.

>>34422019
can i cum in your hair tho?

>>34422019
>assumptions

I would glady stare you down while jacking off onto your glasses. And then run away with your wallet as you try to clean the cum and regain your vision

>>34422042

U r so blackpilled it's giving me a half chub. Pls keep talking.

>>34422042
And you used to be such a nice girl

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>>34422019
>Looks like a roasty sending a pic to Chad on Snaptergraph or whatever the normanclature is
>Acting tough
Wew this is on another level.

>>34422059
Yet I'm the only one here that can show their ugly face. Lol. Just admit you're a cowardly fool.

>>34422085
You're the only one dumb enough to do something like that.

And yes, i am a coward, but it's kept me from making stupid mistakes like you

>>34422082
Meh. Close

>>34422110

She's a crip deaf mute. Wat was there left to ruin?

>>34422123
R is not OP. it's some attention whore stealing OPs thread

>>34422110
Lol. Then don't pretend like you're brave enough to do shit.

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>>34422085
*cough roastie*

>>34422123
OP's not her

>>34422137
cut her hair

>>34422133
This
fuck this site is illiterate

>>34422133

Oh damn. B8ed

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>>34422137
tfw toasty roastie still give a shit
>>34422153
shhhhh

>>34422154
You constantly make spelling mistakes.

>>34422154
Save yourself the trouble and leave the site. You're not going to change anything. Your efforts are futile.

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>anon: "going to use this hair as my lotion"
>mfw

>>34422195
True. I forget that every few months or so and end up even more dissipointed with humans than I started.

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>>34419007
you're alright cunt

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why don't people farm her hair for lotion anyway
>mfw
>>34422201
i must farm your hair for lotion

>>34422201
*in a whisper* holy shit you did it anon your a legend

>>34422240
Looks like my school.
Where you at Anon?

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>>34422221
>tfw "R" stands for Roastie

>>34422221
You're the female equivalent of "I hate the world because I cant get laid."

>>34422258
nah found these images somewhere on s4s long time ago

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>>34420098
>laugh historically

>>34422268
....OK I'm out. A person can only take so much brain dead parroting for so long. See you idiots in 6 months. Enjoy your circle jerk.

>>34422019
why do you hate us so much?
we are all desperate for the chance to love you

>>34422273
Perhaps but I still managed to be a better human than most of you.

>>34422299
>6 months

so in other words, 45 chad dicks later?

>>34422299
>checking those digits
Cya Rachel

>>34422313
That's purely subjective. Your definition of "better human" might be different from someone else's.
You're taking life way too seriously, and I have no idea why.

>>34422313
>>34418929
POST A FUCKING PICTURE OF YOURSELF, YOU ROASTIE CUNTS. THAT'S THE COST OF ADMISSION.

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>>34422313
>>34422268
Roasties BTFO

HA

>>34422392
There's already a picture of Rachael in the thread. Lurk moar.

>>34418929
If you're deaf mute, how are you typing?

>>34422423
but it's not full body.

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OP here, this is a pic of me from about 6 months ago

>>34422461
She's flat. There's nothing to see.

>>34422487
how do you know
>>34422480
need timestamp for proof

>>34422520
Again, lurk moar. She mentioned it herself.

>>34422520
I used my mom's camera to take that picture, I don't have one

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>>34422480
I'm just here for the memes but if that's really you then you're not bad lookin. Seriously you could get a decent boyfriend easy.

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>>34422480
kwdckmw....faggot

>>34422566
Thanks Dr.Dubs.

>>34422564
please, that's a very flattering photo and I still look like a 5/10

>>34422347
I'm an intense human being. Because I'm not a "neet" and I'm not abusive. But yes a waste of space that's a ticking columbine time bomb might be objectively better in somone's fucked up mind.

>>34422581
5/10 is more than good enough for any girl. Literally just be yourself and fuck some chads dude

>>34422596
that 6 months went by quickly

>>34422480
wow you're pretty I wasn't expecting that.

>>34422563
Then make one
>>34422545
where

>>34422581
>baiting for compliments
I've got no reason to lie on this board. If you were an ugly cow I'd call you an ugly cow. You're a normal lookin girl so instead I'll call you a roastie. Now get out, reeeee, etc.1

>>34422641
>where
Do you know how read and/or scroll up, faggot?

>>34422596
Again, why? You mention all these things as if it's uncontrollable. Stop being so hard on yourself and go get laid.

I can say that because you're a female and it works

>>34422681
No. I'm not gonna bother scrolling up and reading when it's probably just "anonymous" saying "yea, that me, OP"

>>34422718
Fucking newfags
Ogirinal

>>34422683
I really don't know what getting laid has to do with this or why you think I'm hard on myself.

>>34422791
Like most of us, i'm guessing your bitterness stems from the fact that you lack something in your life.

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>>34422791
>welcome back Rachel

>>34419007
What the fuck is so funny about this?

>>34418929
>KVNEET
>Fell for the military meme
>IED takes my dick
>Still cant be a robot because []I lied]

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>>34422925
Roastie's always come back for their Toastie's

>>34423006
Unrelated to the thread, but your post reminded me
>there are people who seriously use the term "toastie" instead of "grilled cheese"

>>34419367
This.
Prototypo sxolio

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>>34423035
>Unrelated to thread
>Roastie thread
where are these Roastie's coming from? its like chad is over doing it this week

>>34419665
Every time is the absolute same. When will /r9k/ learn?

>>34422872
Meh. Love is hard to come and life is a sick joke. but one night stands would solve none of those issues. Ffs I'm not a robot.

>>34423082
I meant that my comment was unrelated to the thread you big bumby.

>>34423103
R stands for Retard

>>34423103
Then why R you here, R?

>>34423103
Then yeah, I don't know. I was genuinely trying to help, but it seems to me like you might enjoy suffering. And you're not even a robot to boot.

Just leave this site and take your black pill with you.

>>34418929
I bet you've still had more sex than all of this board combined

>>34423170
To yell at robots obv

>>34419481
i will love you forever on the single condition that i get to call you "hotwheels"

>>34423213
That's my hobby too. Few things are so rewarding.

You're just about as useless as .jpegs to Helen Keller

>>34423174
Not so much that I enjoy it as I know too well what being let down feels like. I shall but I will return to give you guys some variety in your lives. Like a slap to the face from a disippointed big sister.

>>34423213
What about the people who are here who aren't robots? You gonna yell at them too?

>>34423269
Who have i yelled at that isn't a robot?

>>34423249
I'll let you slap me anytime, big sis.

>>34423276
Nobody, but it depends on if you're just yelling at people or the board as a whole. Like how did that one lib even message you again?

>>34423249
This is not an original question, but what is it that you want?

WILL YOU CUNTS JUST STOP FOR A FUCKING SECOND?
Girl, you. Shut up. You are not a robot because you came here and instantly you were covered with idiots who'd kill their families to fuck you. You are not a robot because even if you cant find a beta orbiter or a boyfriend irl, if you just offer sex, guys will line up. If you wheely yourself to the ghetto part of town and dont come back home with an asshole 4 feet wider, im gonna cut off my arm and eat it.
You, idiot robots. You are here because you want solitude from attention whoring cunts. Because you want to be with losers like you.
Do you know how pathetic you look, giving out kik and asking to be her boyfriend? If you stop giving roasties attention, they will realize it and stop coming here.
ITS SO FUCKING SIMPLE

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>>34418929
Young women desire "bad boys". This is how it's been. This is how it will be. Get used to it.

Many, perhaps even a majority of young women, crave mystique. They prefer the allure of danger, of the unexpected. They desire men who'll take them to places unexplored, both physically AND sexually (and perhaps also spiritually.)

Young women do not pine for a man who can not provide these thrills. "Stable," "caring" & "providing" are terms that simply do not stir their loins, to coin a phrase. Such men do not excite a young woman in a primal sense, as they do not possess the attributes needed to make a young woman feel like she's the centre of attention, the central character in a grand, sweeping epic of romance and mystery. Maintaining a budget and washing dishes after dinner are no substitute for a myriad of tattoos and a rap sheet as long as one's forearm.

These men are, in many if not a majority of cases, put "on reserve" for later, when a woman is ready to settle down, become "serious" and begin the process of having children.

This is why battered women deserve it.

>>34423276
R stands for Rape, which i will enjoy doing to you

>>34423300
I didn't read this can you give me a tldr of your shitty opinion pls

>>34423300
Dubs of truth, but guys are eternally thirsty. It's the way of the universe and girls know it. All you can do is maintain your dignity as an individual and watch as retards devalue your gender.

>>34423296
I was trying to tall to the deaf girl and left my kik but
>females dislike me as a rule
I assume MOST people here suck but I try to treat every case individually.

>>34423300
There men go thinking women want sex as much as them ffs

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>comes on /r9k/ to make fun of robots
I don't know if there a more autistic activity.

>>34423337
That's a pretty decent assumption to make, honestly. Any individuals who've proven to be the exception?

>>34423357
Um well there are people from 4chan I talk to who haven't attempted to ruin my life ..yet.
Does that count?

>>34423337
I don't hate you it's nice to have another legit female to keep these pigfuckers in line

>>34423377
>pigfuckers
As a man with an affinity for hucows, I take offense to that.

>>34423375
>who haven't attempted to ruin my life
How could anonymous ruin your life?

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>>34423375
Nobody cares enough to ruin your life. The one doing that might be you.

All we do is call women out for their bullshit

>>34423353
>goes on 4 chan to make fun of autists
Implying you aren't autistic your self.

>>34423410
>How could anonymous ruin your life?
By hacking your van and blowing you up.

>>34423377
You have been here too long lady. Best get some air. Are you the angry bisexual?

>>34423377
>these pigfuckers
I wish some pigs would fuck me :(

>>34423409
Apologies.
>keep the barnyard enthusiasts in line
Better anon?

>>34418929
Do you have nice tits? You don't have to answer that one. Hey. HEY. Are you even LISTENING to me?

>>34423375
I'd say it does, but have you seen or met any genuinely positive people at all?

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>>34423422
Yes, but at least I know I am instead of pretending I'm laughing at the monkeys in the zoo when I'm living in the gorilla pen next door.

>>34423424
Angry asexual. Probably asexual due to exposure of this pit.

>>34423474
Your cell mate Harambe got shot recently.
You're next roastape.

>>34423421
Meh. Some people like ruining lives for shots and gigales. If you pair that with misogynistic tendancie's just being female makes you a target

>>34423444
>keep the barnyard enthusiast in line
With digits like those, how could I not be ok with it?

>>34423459
Eh. I've met male virgins that think acting nice will get them nudes.

>>34423483
I can see that. I think the constant exposure to men that think raping and murdering women is fine would taint things.

>>34423540
Do they flip out past a certain point if they don't get anything or do they just remove you? Also, any attractive people, physically? I know in all other aspects they're always repulsive.

>>34423510
No. I have never seen a robot go out of his way to personally attack a female. Unless it had something to do with an affair or something, that is. We genuinely don't care enough to attack some roastie, and our misogyny usually stays in threads.

>>34423540
>Eh. I've met male virgins that think acting nice will get them nudes.
If you didn't give them nudes you are selfish

>>34423540
How do you know they're virgins?

>>34423540
Or maybe they were genuinely acting nice, but you're paranoid and delusional as fuck?

>>34423567
They usually just remove me. The worst thing you can do involving men online is get naked for them. Some are OK looking.

>>34418929

want to fap on cam together op?

>>34423571
Giggles* Meh.
I have. You're not a girl. Why would you witness it personally?

>>34423610
Eh we've yapping a couple times, I don't think I asked you for nudes
>nonvirgin

>>34423631
>You're not a girl
WHY DO ROASTIES THINK ITS OK TO ASSUME PEOPLES GENDER?

>>34423604
I am indeed paranoid but I think that's valid when it comes to who you trust. Also men have fucked me up on purpose in the past.

>>34423631
Even if it has happened, it has happened to guys here as well. You can't paint it like it only happens to females.

Eggtard got doxxed a few months ago and had to stay at a ward.

>>34423646
You cunt be srs

>>34423646
I see your meme but it doesn't aply to me. I'm not a liberal.

>>34423668
I AM BEING SERIOUS YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>34423665
Whos eggtard?

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>>34423668
fuckin disease factory
GTFO

>>34418929
test cunt

>>34423679
YOU ARE A FUCKIGN ROASTIE! YOU CANT ASSUME GENDERS LIKE THAT

>>34423665
She wasn't inferring only women get harassed, but if you out yourself as female the harassment is immediate.

>>34423665
I don't. Trust isn't something you should dole out in hand fulls. But I'm more likely to not trust people that defend people like elliot Rogers all because they hate women over people that generally don't agree with mass murder.

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>>34423683
Eggtard

>>34423702
LMFAO holy shit dude.

>>34423700 (Roastie)
>>34423679 (Roastie)
see >>34423685

>>34423685
No. Tonguefuck my diseased butthole you shitposting niggerfaggot

>>34423718
See >>34423731
Kthnxbye

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>>34423731
>>34423745
>10 year old's roastie
wew lad

Not reading the thread but I'll date/marry any crippled fembot ITT as long as she's a KHV and over 25.

>would literally learn sign language for a wheelie gf
>women claim they can be robots

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>just sitting here tapping shit on my keyboard and deleting it because I dunno what to say

Dunno why. Lost cause probably

>>34425116
Source on the art my dude?

>>34425129
I dunno, somewhere on reddit, sick as fuck at the moment brain is fuzzy

>>34422953
Female ''''humour''' and desperate betas mix well

>>34425148
please don't put scare quotes around humour when I wasn't even trying to be funny

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>Implying you would have a hard time finding a guy
>1000s of beta autists reply to this thread with "pls b my gf"
>"No srs guys this is hard for me, I want a *good* bf"

Really gives me the thoughts on that one

>>34418929
Fuck off my board roastie. If you maintain a healthy body weight you can still have 100's of beta orbiters. But of course they are not men to you they are invisible and thus you feel option less.

Why this shit has so many responses?

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>disabled ugly autistic bitch makes thread
>gets over 300 replies from thirsty betas

No, women can not be robots.

>>34426033
STOP FUCKING BUMPING IT, OP! NO ONE WANTS TO FUCKING REPLY ANYMORE

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>>34419007
Top kek
Bananolu

>>34418954
even she had sex

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>>34418929
I'm extremely attracted to disabled girls. I only recently realised why.

I can exert power over them easily and control them, they can be lesser, weaker. More dependant on me, making them grateful and more loyal. They are vulnerable, making them a good target for my narcissism, I can feel as though I am better and superior to them easily. A girls in a wheelchair will never outrun me, I can always sleep easy knowing that I will be better than my partner and never be threatened by them.

>tfw I am a reprehensible piece of shit and I feel no shame yet overwhelming shame

>>34427219
I feel the same, desu HUIAUIWHFUISEOSRGE

>>34418929
>all this attention
really makes you think

>>34418929
You're fucking right. Now keep it moving roast.

>>34427764
>bump 11 hour old thread
>keep it moving

>>34427219
I find an attraction because of the opposite reason. I want them to control me. Make me service them.