I JUST WENT TO A GIRL'S APARTMENT FOR 8 HOURS WE DID EVERYTHING

>>34418853
seems like it went well!

>>34418853
welcome to the club. this is called "life" and you are free to live it as long as you like

>>34418853
Your first step in embracing degeneracy is to admit you are a degenerate

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>>34418853

But I don't want sex, I want to do away with this feeling of loneliness.

If women can't do that than this is truly hell.

>tonguing asshole

will never understand this meme

you want e coli or something

>lust never stops

No fucking shit OP. Did you think you'd never want to fuck again after cumming?

>>34418993
>he doesn't fantasize about eating ass

fucking beta

I fucked 19 girls from Tinder in 2016.

I tongue fucked every asshole except one.

Ironically the one who wouldn't let me do it gave me Chlamydia

>>34419454
but why

doesnt it taste like poop

>>34419454
youre tinderbro, arent you?

>>34418853
I don't get why some robots are so fixated on sex. What I have always wanted is love. I mean, no shit some one night stand is going to feel hollow. If you don't give a fuck about the person sticking your dick in them isn't going to magically change that.

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Suffering is rooted in desire.

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Once your dick is wet, you'll never know the neutrality of being dry. It'll become a negative and you'll do mostly anything for sex.

>>34420251
hey fuck you man I was actually having an ok night now you have me all fucked up man fuck

>>34418853
I know OP, I love sticking my tongue in assholes too

>>34418853
Dammit hank, calm your ass down.

>>34419454
Mmmmfoophp yes I just LOVE LOVE LOVE the taste of human feces on my tongue MMM...oooooooo

oooohhh god it tastes just like my grandpas shit! truly the alpha male thinking mans fetish NNRRRRRG

so what is the solution? should i just castrate myself?

The solution is unironically fucking trannies. They are so desperate to please you in order to feel validated

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>>34421090
I dont wanna run the risk of Trapping the thread but maybe male company.

>>34420251
Nah once I got it over with I was done with it, I don't really care at this point

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>>34421090
You could try opioids. They resonate with the same part of the brain as the chemicals that get released during an orgasm. So instead of being addicted to pussy, you'll just be addicted to pain killers, opium, or heroin.

Asians are always ahead of the curve. They took the opioid pill centuries ago.

>>34419454
>I fucked 19 girls from Tinder in 2016.

Height/race/face?

>>34421170
that's funny, considering i used to be a heroin addict

>>34418853
That's because the cravings you have are not for sex, but for love.

It's your own fault for being retarded and thinking meaningless sex would be the answer.

>>34421186

Answer me you cunt OP.

I want to know how this is possible. You have accomplished what I want most in life but can't have as a short ugly wizard incel.

>>34421229
Well if you can get over heroin, why can't you get over pussy?

>>34418993

>e coli

youre not tonguing the shit out of her ass dufus. make her shower and clean her holes first.

there is nothing tastier on the planet than the clean asshole of the woman you love.

>>34421267
>of the woman you love.

Beta as fuck.

>>34421245
it's not so much pussy, just ya know, basic human needs

wish i was gay tbqh

>>34421267
>dude just pour some water over the hole, that makes all the poop disappear

t. shit eating asshole tongue guy

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>tfw had gaysex

Why are gays so good at head than women?

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>>34421307
They have a penis and know what it wants. While women just rely on a mans biological imperative to breed. Once you ascend beyond the meme of Woman can you truly attain happiness.

>>34420251
i agree. i get one-night stands or buy hookers now and again. but my last steady relationship was years ago.

there are times where i go insane with rage at women. not in public, but in my home. grinding my teeth, clenching my fists, and thinking angry thoughts. i NEVER felt this before having sex. and i was a virgin until i was 22. but...

>>34419726
this is unironically the truth. religion. higher thinking. i used to be a devout christian. there are times where i revert back to that mindset. instead of thinking "stupid uptight fucking bitch," i think "i'm not having sex right now because that is god's plan for me. he's going to do something awesome through me because of it." i don't even believe in god anymore. nor do i believe in "His plan" or predestiny or anything like that. but just thinking those thoughts makes me feel like a retarded caveman for getting mad about not sticking my dick in somebody.

tl;dr - dating sucks and women are inconsiderate. but it's all mental.

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>>34418993
>>34419454
>ass fetishists manage to make licking a butthole a completely normal sexual thrill
>people still don't "get" feet / armpits or see it as weird

>>34421417
>get one-night stands

How?

Height/face/race?

>>34421482
feet and back of the knee/armpit at least have an aesthetic that makes licking them appeal-able.

putting your tongue in the average unbleached butthole I just don't understand.

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>>34421518
GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE LINGERING TASTE OF FECES

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING BETA, GO SNIFF A FOOT YOU FUCKIN WEIRDOCREEPO

>>34421293
The "need" you have for sex is exactly the same "need" you had for heroin. Just do whatever you did to get over your heroin addiction, but for ejaculation instead. It's by no means impossible to become completely celibate without resorting to castration.

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>mfw years of reading romantic era novels have left me with really fucking old courtship values
>Have a soft spot for rmantic materials books/animus/manga/3dpd movies,etc.
>Really want a qt to hold me dearly and love me even after we return to the earth.
>Too scared of a relationship
>If someone were to abuse of my trust i would literally kill them.

I feel like a diabetic who has been lusting for a fat cake for months, he really fucking wants the cake, but he fears that it might cost him his limbs, so he ends up daydreaming about how the cake feels/tastes/smells,etc with an eternally unquenchable hunger for cake

Does anyone know of cheesy romance 2d materials?, my collection is drying up

>>34418987
Instead of lonely they make you angry or/and bored. Get a pet or male friends if you want to cope with loneliness.

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>>34419454
>boasts about having lots of sex
>contracts std
degenerate, please leave

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>>34419726
>mfw someone tries to deny their will

>>34421417
But fuck man do you get to take it out on them later on.

I fucking hate women but nothing gets me and them going like grabbing that bitches head and slamming it down on my cock then flipping her over and pounding her.

I usually go to amps, once in a while I might see an escort but I could never imagine being in an actual relationship

>>34421133

This is a good point. This is the true reason they're appealing. Their desire to please cannot be matched.

>>34418853
Good job OP. But you know the rules. Once you've had sex, you have to go.

>>34418853
really this is right on the money

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>>34418853
>>human woman sexually
>>I did everything

not one mention of farting in her mouth, but references to ass tonguing are two fold.

but about your observations:

you're a horny person, you will get past that phase and find a way or a real woman long term (good. fucking. luck.)

there's one observation that is essential: if you wish to continue your sexual escapades instead of liberation from desires of the flesh you must acknowledge the fact that a woman is not to be trusted under any fucking circumstance.
I've seen way too much bullshit over my "dating years"
that shit is over.

i'm not gonna emphasize this enough, do not ever trust a woman fully.

>>34418853
>HAVING SEX DOES NOTHING, I AM STILL HORNY AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED

Sex without love is just using someone else to masturbate.

>IT WAS INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTING AND I FEEL NO DIFFERENT THAN IF I HAD JERKED OFF

See above.

>>34418987

Sex doesn't cure loneliness. That's why people keep chasing it.

You want love, not sex.

By the way, women don't know how to love, but they do know how to get fucked.

If you want love, adopt a dog.

>>34418853
I fucking love threads like this. That's what you people get for obsessing over sex with anyone who'll give it to you instead of a serious romantic relationship. Sex without love is lamer than jerking off. You'd have been more fulfilled with a waifu.

>>34419454

Eating ass is gay. There is nothing gayer.

Tell me, what's the different between a woman's asshole and a man's asshole? You think they taste different?

You tongued 19 Tinder assholes in one year? Enjoy your mouth cancer.

I swear these people were dogs in their previous life.

>>34421267

I don't think you know how bacteria works.

Why do you like eating shit?

Would you eat a shit sandwich? Then why are you tonguing ass?

>>34421641
Are you me? I'm in the same boat m8.
As for anime, probably none you haven't already seen, Your Name was the most recent one I saw and I thought it was good (and satisfying unlike 5cm/s)

>>34421307

Because women don't know what having a penis feels like?

>>34423094
>a woman is not to be trusted under any fucking circumstance.

This. Exactly. Spot on.

>>34423517
It's not as bad as you think, if they have a healthy gut microbiome you could be doing yourself a favour.

>>34423872

Would you eat a piece of toilet paper a girl just wiped on her ass? No? Then why would you put your tongue there?

>>34423872

Oh, and another thing. Feces contains skatole, and in small amounts it smells like flowers. In large amounts it smells like shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skatole
>Skatole or 3-methylindole is a mildly toxic white crystalline organic compound belonging to the indole family. It occurs naturally in feces (it is produced from tryptophan in the mammalian digestive tract) and coal tar and has a strong fecal odor. In low concentrations, it has a flowery smell and is found in several flowers and essential oils, including those of orange blossoms, jasmine, and Ziziphus mauritiana.

>>34423914
I didn't say it was like eating cinnamon buns or a nice fresh peach. Just it's not as bad as you think...

And the bacteria mainly gets destroyed in the stomach anyway unless you haven't eaten I'm which case it could be taken down a separate 'water path' through the stomach which could be bad.

>>34423914
People have taken shit through the oral cavity over thousands of years as well. Essentially eating shit, cured all types of ailments. Faeces isn't this all disgusting thing people think it is, it can actually be used to cure.

>>34423959
>And the bacteria mainly gets destroyed in the stomach anyway

Unless you're swishing with vodka right after, people's mouths take on the bacteria of the people they kiss (and eat the ass out of).

It's why if a girl who has never had cavities kisses a guy who has had cavities, she's more likely to get cavities. They've just swapped bacteria. Bacteria doesn't just live in the mouth, but in and on the entire body. Bacteria can stay on your tongue, and then colonize other parts of your mouth.

>>34423987

Feces is disgusting. In fact, the disgust reflex exists because the bodily fluids and excretions of others can often contain pathogens, viruses, and bacteria.

That's why disgust is even a thing.

Sure, eating shit can give someone a different microbiome, but you're still eating shit. Like that guy who punched Richard Spencer recently.

>>34424001
Your forgetting bacteria in shit is all anaerobic so probably won't be able to colonise an area like the mouth. What you've said is certainly true for the mouth though.

Ordinarily it would be quite odd for people to be talking about shit first thing on the morning but I'm a gut microbiome researcher, it's actually quite nice to speak about this other than the people I work with.

>>34424023
And this is why the benefits of fmt hasn't reached more people that need it.

>>34424101

I've read that mouths also contain E. Coli. And that part of that is because after people wipe their ass, they don't do the best job of washing their hands, so it ends up on keyboards, doorknobs, anything human hands touch, and those hands touch food that end up in mouths.

I will never understand rimjobbers. Humans are not dogs.

>>34418987
>>34421688
>>34423361
>>34421231

Not OP, but yeah I just want love. I don't think a woman can give me that (I truly wish they could) so I've been thinking of trying to find an effeminate guy or something. I could live with sucking cock I think. Don't know what else to do.

>>34424163
True. But a lot of people carry it without even knowing. Most if the time its only a problem if you already have a compromised gut flora

>>34418853
>CANNOT STOP IT
speak for yourself. antipsychotics completely killed my libido

>>34424594

What are the antipsychotics for anon?

>>34424625
for psychosis
>t. schizophrenic

>>34424644

Oh okay. I think some people confuse psychosis with psychopathy.

>>34424644
They haven't put you on Invega Trinza? Or do you not like shots?

>>34424727
i didnt even know you could get an injection until earlier today actually. but im of with taking pills, they work

>>34424740
*im OK with taking pills

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>this entire fucking thread

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