Bored? Got time to kill? Do you want to rustle the Jimmies of people who take an online game too seriously? We've got just the task for you.
No matter if you are a master ruseman, a genius at playing strategy games or if you just want to hang out with your fellow channers on a browser game, we need YOU for our great army.
If you have already played Tribal Wars, now is the time to play it at its full potential.
If you are new to the game, we will teach you everything you need to know.
What you can expect from the raid: as many shoes on heads as your heart desires, crying underage faggots, many, many seriously MAD people and lots and lots of epic lulz.
TL;DR Join our raid on a browsergame called Tribal Wars and rustle some Jimmies.
How you can help:
1). Go to en.tribalwars2.com (make sure you are on the internationel server => en. in url)
2). Make your account (if you are on mobile it will direct you to the app. YOU HAVE TO CREATE YOUR ACCOUNT ON THE DESKTOP VERSION FIRST! the mobile version doesn't allow you to choose your spawn location)
3). Realm is Yburg (important!)
4). Start in the South East (important!)
5). Post your username ITT. Make sure it isn't anything really offensive or the faggy mods could ban you. You'll be invited to a tribe afterwards.
6). Follow the tutorial and then do the quests: you'll learn as you play. More difficult questions about the game / the raid will be answered on Discord.
7). Once you've joined the tribe, you will receive an invite to our Discord chat, on which the raid is organised. It's important to be as active as possible on Discord, communication is really important when planning attacks on our enemies and defending each other.
Picture related: it's us.
joins us and piss normies off!
This map is from the other server....
Honestly last time we were in Winterstein and everyone got fucking merked by the eternal Yak clan. There's no point desu this game is ruled by neckbeards far greater than any of you can ever dream of becoming.
>>34414974
Nig, look at the map: we pushed YAK back almost entirely.
>>34414987
I'm in the fucking middle of them surrounded by 10 5k+ cities of Yak and I got 7 attacks incoming last time I checked. Quit the game now.
>>34414974
VERGAST DIE YAKKEN
You guys are getting destroyed by NBS in en23
The only thing that you are good at is mass recruiting a bunch or retards
>>34415160
(((CeeRo)))
Go home cucks
>>34415160
go back to your shitty music dj ceero
Yaks arent even real anymore kek
>>34415234
Yaks have never been stronger,
you pushing us back to the rim has given us the perfect opportunity to sweep the nation when NBS is done with you :)))))
>>34415160
>all you're good at is recruiting a bunch of tards
Oh you mean how NBS had to merge with the 3 top tribes just to fight with us? kek
>>34415339
And like you had to merge with your 20 different tribes?
>>34415364
We were together from the start though
>>34414904
>tfw I used to be the whiny faggot on this game
I got btfo'd and reduced to one city
then the guy let me rebuild, acted friendly, then destroyed me once I had a few good cities
when? you were never together.
Oh and btw you have to go to a different realm because you are getting cucked so hard in EN23
Its like you already surrendered.
>>34415417
Time to change that (^:
"shoe on head" from previous raid (normies can be spared if they give in to our demands)
Motivational speech for all newfriends:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cN7Blgqg7X
Join us today!
You fucking faggots dont even have the guts to reply to me. ha
>>34415685
Sad cuck!
>>34415600
For fucks sake why? Don't you have anything better to do?
>>34415785
for ze lulz
>>34415785
Constantly off work ill.
So no, I don't have anything better to do.
come on faggots we're making yburg great again
Im joining just to piss off the normies
some butthurt
>>34414904
My ign is kekekeke1488
I never saw a prompt to choose realm but I see others with meme names so I'm assuming I'm in the right place.
>>34416904
Invited -- and yeah, you're in the right quadrant
bump
originalpost
oregano
>>34414904
Bump so we make ceero go full autistic
>>34417851
https://en.forum.tribalwars2.com/index.php?threads/fake-yakuza.4588/#post-41072
Mods dodge child support get in here before they do it again
>tfw Ceero comes knocking
add skrotex I want a dose of the autism
my name is ballsonmyface
LITERALLY SHITPOSTING JUST TO BUMP, GET ON MY LEVEL MODS[/spoilers]