How do I get a fembot gf? I hear about other anons getting one

>>34414251
Location? Height? Dick size?

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>>34414289
UK, 5'8 and 6 inches friend

it's impossible
i keep making threads that i'm looking for a fembot gf but the few ones that contacted me outside of the thread never seemed interested in actually being my gf
or maybe i'm just too boring idk

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>>34414289
The thing is though if OP posts those, there'll be some guy who inevitably sees this thread that's just 5" taller or 3" longer

>>34414251
This is how robot dating works

>go onto one of them "fembot feels/problems/questions for fembots" threads.

Find fembot who has similar hobbies, interests, fetishes, whatever to you. Talk to her about those things. If you're interesting to talk to she might continue talking with you for an extended period of time.

That's when you ask for her for a throwaway email address or you give her your throwaway.

It's like a lonely sad antisocial mirror of normal dating except instead of meeting at parties and exchanging numbers you meet on messageboards and exchange throwaway emails.

Once you are talking to her on email you just gotta play your cards right and be careful that it's not a catfish and you'll have a fembot gf

Eh I don't think they actually get a fembot girlfriend they just orbit the latest flavor of the month attention whore along with a dozen other cucks on Skype

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Hey qt's, 19 year old Brad here (not chad because not tall just average height) looking to claim a fembot gf in new england

>>34414251
What a cute little bunny picture OP

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>>34414490
bunnyfu best fu

>>34414515
Too bad she waxed her arms.

>>34414515
Is this a good hairstyle for a tranny? I'm going to the salon this weekend

>>34414568
post your face and I'll tell you if it will suit you

>>34414602
I don't want /r9k/ to bully me

>>34414445
I like your eyebrows and your kitty's cute too

>>34414515
Not the best fu but certainly an admirable fu

>>34414251


i met mine [spoilers] at a bar [/spoilers] . didn't know she was a nerdy weeb fembot until [spoilers] the next morning [/spoilers]
i mean considering how i met her, i basically kicked myself in the nuts and shouldn't have been surprised at how mentally ill she came out to be and how fucking crazy she drove me

>>34414643
Well don't expect a valid answer then faggot

>>34414895


t. gay cocksucking faggot

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>>34414251
You can't because most of you on this board look like this.

>>34414978
No u fag senpai

>>34414643
Just post. Then post your asshole after.

T. Blackbot

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You do not want a girl who would regularly visit this place. Any girls in here either have tons of issues or are attention seeking preying on the thirstiest/easiest men on the internet.

Find a "fembot" qt shy outcast girl. Those are the best tier grils after all.

>>34414445
You look like a sjw who voted for Sanders.

Fuck off back to tumblr lad.

>>34414251
You have to go to /soc/ and look at many pictures of dicks. You also have to deal with questions like this: >>34414289 because apparently every anon looking to meet other anons is a degenerate.

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>>34416070
Im the biggest MAGA man around you fucking low energy cuck

>>34414445
>New England

Damnit

>>34414553
>Being this autistic

Holy shit anon. How do you even breath? Do you breath autistically? Have you become autism?

>>34417755
>I am become sperg

I'm a fembot living in the southern US if anyone is interested in dating/being pals

there are no fembots, Stacies with a lot of baggage just come here out of morbid curiosity

>>34418821
NC?
Do you do anal?

>>34418821
okay my Skype is touchmyfeels

>>34418963
Nah TN. Sorry

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>>34419060
I live in atlanta but i'm literally willing to drive upstate to you right this moment. can i come over?

>>34419098
Maybe if we talked for a bit and you are white and not too fat. That's pretty much all I ask for

>>34415937
i know girls like this i can confirm best tier

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>>34419130
>fat
w... why do you have to do this to me?

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>>34419167
I'm sorry. I'm not fat so it just wouldn't work

>>34419213
are you not going to add my Skype anon?

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>>34419213
i-i'm losing weight.... i can change. please. literally please give me a chance..................

>>34419240
touchmyfeels? I did. It says you're from the UK though

>>34415937
>implying this place isn't satire
wew

>>34419286
>implying this place is satire
kek

>>34414251
Unironically date a transsexual, not even shitposting.

>>34419255
r u sure u wanna be meeting ppl on 4chan anon? theres desperate aand then theres stupid

>>34419262
yes I don't mind distance it's just a chat

>>34419343
Sure. It makes me sad that there are no robots in Tennessee or Alabama who want to talk. I just want to hang out with someone who isn't a complete normie

>>34419382
Im in the same boat. I'm certain at this point Australian Fembots don't exist.

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>>34419525
goldie was a fembot. and she was perfection.

>>34418821
Louisiana anon here. Got a throwaway I can add you on?

>>34419130
>have to be white
Never mind.

>>34415937
>Find a "fembot" qt shy outcast girl. Those are the best tier grils after all.
fucking how?

>>34419382
message me brah

>>34419562
Shes kind of unattractive compared to half the girls in my area. Not a fan.

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>>34419672
y-you fucking take that back!@

>>34419580
[email protected]. I've been to New Orleans a few times and it was great

>>34419602
Asians are good too. Really anything but basketball americans

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>>34419690

I WILL NOT!

I really hope this reply is as original as it gets.

>>34415937
shy girls are hard to talk to. they don't open up that easy.

>>34419744
Sent a mail.
>>34419776
Guess I'm a basketball american. I don't care for sports of any kind by the way.