>masturbate >cum >pull up pants >go out in public

.>>34413946
Why is this shit so fucking hot to me, please go on, anon

>>34414049
what else is there to say? went to school for 6 hours everyday sitting in my own ejaculate. no one said anything but they must have known

>>34413946
Did this til my wife called me out on it. Didnt realize it was weird til then.

>inb4 Normie REEEEE
I was a KHV til 29. I did my time.

But...where did you cum? On your stomach? Did it dribble down your cock and end up in your pubes? Wasn't it uncomfortable?

>>34413946
im also guilt of this, could they tell? did they know? i thought i could get away with it

I still do. I always fap right before I go to work and never clean up.

>>34414146
the latter. and it was only uncomfortable until it dried up

>masturbate next to a bathhub
>cum in the bath
>wash dick immediately

Almost always done this when im home, you faggots are disgusting

>>34414203
>comes to /r9k/ home of the most depraved lonely men on earth
>tries to shame us
>thinks hes some sort of moral superior

FUCK OFF NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34414291
Im as lonely as can be, that doesnt mean i have to be a disgusting piece of shit. Has nothing to do with being a robot/normie u cunt

>>34414163
now I'm worried they can tell this now? how

>>34414411
Cum has a strong odor, that's why I stopped doing cumming in my pants

I fap into my bathroom sink for easy cleanup. And because I like to watch myself in the mirror.

I still do this.

>>34414163
>>34414411
they can tell if you don't take countermeasures. You need to wear briefs, not boxers, to prevent it from dribbling down your legs and having airflow around it. Wear two or three pairs of briefs, because it will soak through otherwise. Wear sweatpants under your jeans, as well, if it's not hot out.

>>34414586
I'll have to start doing this. Just jacking it and pulling up your pants afterwards is comfy desu

If I masturbate and I'm still using a boxer, something inside me starts to hurt really really bad for like 30 mins. Anyone else got this problem?

>>34414586
Or just fucking clean your self jesus

>>34415344
Sometimes I don't want to get up after I masturbate.

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and you wonder why you don't have gfs

No, but did this:
>high school
>free period
>go to library
>masturbate and cum in my pants
>put on long jacket to hide cum spot
Did it in class sometimes, too, and apparently got caught (black girl told me to stop playing with myself in class), but I didn't care and didn't stop.

>>34414203
Nah I like fapping in bed

Extra comfy

>>34414345
same man I love being clean it feels so good to shower for a long 20 minutes in hot hot water and brush my teeth and gums. ahhh fuck yeah

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>yfw when you know and they know they can smell the cum

>>34413946
>Mastubare
>Cum
>Pull up pants
>Go out to work, in a school

yeah you can say that i'm on this way

>>34413946
Hell.. I do that now and I am 36...

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>>34416898
they can definitely smell it.

My roommate always complained that I smelled "musty". It wasn't until 2 years later when I put two and two together and realized I was walking around my dorm after edging sessions and cum pajamas. Man, I was disgusting.

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>>34416898
>open my closet door where I store my cum sweater
>the smell hits my face like perfume

9 years I have been doing this and I'm just realizing people can smell it.

>>34414513
What does cum smell like?
Organumooooo

>>34418405
like cum

>>34415402
Yes because your dirty fucking roastie mum didnt kiss you with the same mouth she succs dicc with

>>34413946
wow you probably smelled like a bucket of rotting shrimp

>>34418467
Describe it please.

Organometallic

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>>34418405
Like these things don't know what there called but they smell like jizz the whole tree

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>this thread

i've seen some piss bottles on here and thought that was bad but you guys are actually walking around in public covered in cum sickos

>>34418846
i have one of those trees in my yard

I wear sweat pants while I am fapping and rub my dick over them until I ejaculate into it. Then I take the pants off and use them to wipe up the excess cum from my dick and thigh.

I have threee pairs of fapping pants I rotate through until I think they are too soiled and then I wash them.

I have never detected any semen smells on myself or had any inclination any other person could. The smell seems to go away in a couple of minutes if you just wipe it off your skin and wash your hands afterwards.

The fapping pants however can get kind of funky. That's why I throw them in back of my closet when I'm not using them.

People knew.

The majority of people arent going to mention a wet spot or the smell of semen to your face.

I also did this through high school

I was actually turned on by it, just the ability to sort of let loose anywhere and not worry, you know?
Still hot but I don't do it anymore

>>34418474
Holy shit kek. But what does that have to do with any of this.

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>rub finger around under foreskin after a fap
>stick finger to nose
>take a big whiff

>>34413946
not im highschool, but i do it now in my adulthood,
cant be bothered to give a fuck anymore

>>34413946
Not at all, i wrote a sonnet, pondered the existential meaning of our lives, wrote a novel or two, cleaned the neighbors house and fed the tigers at the zoo after cumming. fucking retard

>>34417850
why the fuck do so many people in this thread have such smelly cum? mine smells sweet

>>34422276
The smell and taste varies depending on what you eat.

>>34422276
Mine smells chocolatey if I leave it out to dry for a while. It's surprisingly pleasant.
>tfw no gf to appreciate the aroma of your month old fap tissues

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>mfw overhear "why does he smell like fish?