>Hey lil' bro, do you want to eat dinner with me

>>34413509
No, I want you to shut the fuck up.

>>34413509
Sure I would love to have dinner with you and your friends

No, but I'd like to eat your friends' crotches for dinner.

your little brother i so weird but in a cute way

>>34413509
Y-yes that looks good, I am disabled though, so I must be fed.
So? Who wants to do it?

>Sure, I bet at least one of them was abused in childhood or something

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>>34413509
Flashbacks to walking downstairs to an unexpected group of 5 girls and leaving before one of them tries to hug me

I was 12, they were all 15. I hate myself

>>34415042
You are* tweIve

>>34413509
Okay I looked at this picture long enough, where's the girl in the wheelchair?

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>>34413509
>no tendies
>no bologna sammiches

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>>34413509
That photo already makes me feel anxious.

It looks like you fat whores already filled your plates and left me nothing. So no I hope you all choke.

>>34413509
Shut up and leave me and my vodka alone. Don't give a shit about your friends.

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>>34413509
>Walk in
>"Hey lil' bro, do you want to eat dinner with me and my friends?"
>Smirk
>"Tell your whore friends to clean up after they're done."
>Walk back to my room and proceed to fap while listening to some asmr bitch licking my ears.

>>34415042
you were lucky mate, something related happen to me in school, when i was 10 and three girls around their 15 start forcely hanging out with me around the school, they adopted me as their "pet" as the tallest one told me

>>34413509
No, I hate platonic relationships with girls.

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>>34413509
mfw my sister is a friendless NEET

>>34413509
>Hey lil' bro, do you want to eat dinner with me and my friends?

I don't want to bother you or your friends. i'm happy to take a small bowl and eat in my room out of your way.

On another note.
what is with generic white girls and eating pasta when they go out for dinner?
You can make that shit taste good, why the fuck would you buy it at a restaurant.

The one on he right 3rd from the front, with the red lipstick, is a qt.

>>34413509
no thanks, I wouldn't want to intrude
I'm just going to head back upstairs

>>34416147
I honestly don't remember posting this.