You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't dating

Because like all women they only have eyes for Chad
How is that a difficult concept

>>34413438
I'm 5'6, 240lbs, wear levi jeans and new balance shoes.

Her breasts are too large

>>34413438
>You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't dating a MILF right now
I still live with my own mom? I'm pretty sure I could pick up some milfs around here* if I actually moved out, I dont think i'd even need to get /fit/

* = am I the only one who lives in one of those cities where there's actual bars that are rumored "cougar/MILF grounds"

>>34413438
I am neither boyishly good looking or handsomely chadly.

That's who mommy gf's get wet for, OP.

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>>34413475
>tfw "boyishly good looking" and not doing anything with it
>turning 25 this year
>I'm only gonna get older

>>34413438
I'm a skinny, small dicked, weak willed nobody. I'm sure they'll go for me.

I probably could. I can make old women laugh all day long. Throwing jokes and flirtation around in a way 12 year old me never could.

But every girl my age is apparently repulsed by me.

they don't date NEETs

>>34413467
youre fucking gay

ravioli

>>34413475
no, they get hot for the fact your in your 20s and can and will fuck the shit out of them because you are sex starved and so are they

that shit really turns me on about older women

>Say hello to MILF
>talk
>4th thing she mentions is her husband

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>>34413438
couldn't get any kind of gf even if i wanted to you stupid cunt

>>34413438
God she looks annoying.

>>34414057
I worked produce/grocery for a long while(great occupation/place to meet them), they're all very nice but make it clear they still want to fuck chad or handsome boys.

im about 6.38 inches long with average girth. the bottom half of my face is a combo between paul dano ad michael cera. the top half is ethan hawke ish. but I have low confidence. I have muscular arms, but skinny forearms and wrists.

I have a slight lisp.

IDK if milfs like me. Sometimes they do at first, then I talk and I come across too analyticl and not quite confident enough. If I knew that my abov average cock was good enough for them, id be more confident, desu

>>34414523
>analyticl

ohh fuck off

>>34415110
This was a good laugh