200 messages sent and here are the fruits of my labor. Toiletchad,

>>34410829
>I take sexual harrassment very seriously and don't think...
kek

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>>34410829
>1900+117
>falling for the dating meme

>>34410829

What is that? Tinder? Pof? What are your height/face/race specs?

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>>34410845
Cupid 0/1

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>>34410920
Cupid 0/2

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>>34410932
Cupid 0/3

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>>34410920
>He actually fell for the ass slap sushi meme
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

DON'T TELL ME ALL 200 MESSAGES WERE WITH THIS OPENER?

OH CHRIST

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>>34411248
You clearly underestimate my autism

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>>34411281
anon please

you have to separate memes and reality

>>34411281
Boy oh boy first genuine laugh in a while

>>34411281
the actual fuck is wrong with you man

really man

>>34411308
If you saw my profile information you would understand I don't take any of this seriously

>>34411281
Well fuck, now I want to see your profile description

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>>34411376
Took me 3 and a half hours

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>>34411281
I refuse to believe anyone is this autistic.
GG, fucking well done, OP.

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>>34411399
AHAHAHAHAHAH

Op, you retarded doublenigger, wtf are you doing?!

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>>34410920
I fucking hate cunts like that
Women like that need to be fucking raped and chopped to pieces, fucking stuck up cunt, ARREGGGGGGGGGG THAT SHIT GETS ME SO FUCKING MADDDDDDDVKDISJRSJKSDKXMDJANXJSJKDKVKDKDLGKCK

>>34411399
not sure if you're doing it on purpose but a lot of women are just going to pass you over when they see the "you're"

>>34411399
Description is pretty funny actually, not sure whats up with the hair thing though

>>34410920

lol dumb bitch You're was right

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>>34410962
Nigga, did you just try to greentext in a dating chat

>>34411374
Alright just don't be surprised when literally 198 people scoff and ignore you

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>>34411428
stop that's rude

>>34411399
oh god it's even worse than I thought, we need more content

>>34411450
>you are opinion

>>34411468
you sound like every other disingenuous millennial that doesn't actually have anything interesting to share about himself

improve yourself dude jesus

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>>34411450
>even socrates greentexted in his own way

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>>34411450
Let me be frank and honest yes I did

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>>34411530
Cupid 0/5

>>34411530
>ME
Yes, ME! ME! The grand old ME! The mighy mighty ME! Uncomfortableeeeeeee! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34411499

this desu

OP I pity you

I don't understand, did you people not go to public school?
Like, how can you be so absolutely inept at social interaction?

>>34411499
Femanon detected ! Tits or gtfo

>>34411545
this thread is a gift of hearty keks

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>>34411281
It's like you don't understand the importance keeping things simple and NOT filling in every field like a dumbass. Coming off as slightly leftist and showing unique interests is tremendously helpful too. I've been laid twice so far. Get with the fucking program OP. It's NOT hard.

1/2

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>>34411642
2 of 2

Original man

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>>34411527
Did you justbfucking mistake Archimedes for sorcates? You need to revaluate yourself.

>>34411530
funny mang

>>34411656
im not sure whether i want to punch or fuck you

>>34411360
>>34411461
>>34411499
>>34411591
>>34411604

Fuck off retarded newfags

>>34411656

everybody get a load of this faggot

>>34411656
I don't think you should be trying to lend advice considering the mediocre amount of likes you've received. How long have you been on the website?

>>34411743
Those are 13 likes I havened opened to check yet idiot. That meter resets to zero the same way it does when you click on your new notifications on normiebook.

>>34411705
No, you fuck off you absolute failure of a human. How do you get this fucking bad? It's mind-boggling.

>>34411776
>Paying for an OKCupid account
You are the dumb cunt.

>>34410962
And yet she's still speaking to you, amazing.

What kind of a bitch hates sushi, not worth it desu.

>>34411798
Did it ever occur to you that OP isn't being entirely serious? Taking things so literally is a symptom of autism you know, maybe you're in the right place after all :) Welcome!

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>>34411831
Man youre fucking stupid. I cant see my likes because I DON'T pay for OkC. Which is why I rarely click on it. Pic related. Keep proving to me that you are retarded though.

>>34411399
This is hilarious, thanks OP. If I were a girl I'd date you.

trip dubs confirms

>>34411888
The likes don't disappear once you click on it you dumb faggot. Guess you did only get 13 total... maybe next time you shouldn't brag whilst getting a below average reception to your profile.

Please post more OP, made me lol

>>34411846
>damage controlling because you've been called out on being a socially retarded individual

>>34411945
You're patently wrong but stay retarded.

Don't forget the part where I got laid twice. What have you done, buddy?

>>34411986
Prove that your likes have disappeared then since you've opened and checked the likes.

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Everyone top being rude and jus

>>34411959
>Been proven autistic
>NO U
Lol you loser, I bet you can't even get dubs

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>>34411281
I've only got this reaction image for this situation.

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>>34412059
My pictures are sexy right
You like that

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>>34412007
You feel pretty stupid don't you

>>34412144
No, works differently on the web version was just curious to see if that was true. Apologies for the misunderstanding.

>>34410873

If it's the tinder guy, he's 6' and 5/10 at best face. BUT he looks (and probably is) very confident in his pictures. It REALLY makes you think.

>>34411468
you've got a real hammer there

>>34411986
kekekekek getting laid and going on r9k kill yourself disgusting subhuman shit stain

>>34412234
It gives me a fucking boner

>>34412167
No problem, anon

Origilious

>>34412271
You I Boner.

>>34411281
my sides are orbiting, well done anon

Serious question guys - when did you stop being able to realise when anon is a troll? Clearly using a fake profile you fucking idiots must be literally underage. Kys.

>>34412494
What do you mean a fake profile?
Because I would love to prove you wrong

>>34412116
Laughed hard. Are you as funny IRL?

>>34411399
this isn't funny, literally random reddit humour

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>>34411656

>Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on - how do you let loose?


pray this is a joke for your sake faggot

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>>34411656
This shit annoys me so much. STOP trying so hard to sound quirky and witty under every single section, nigger. What's wrong with just fucking listing your interests without attempting to inject reddit tier humor into it?

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>>34411656
>Watching Andrei Tarkovsky films
>My Sunn O))) records
my fucking sides

>>34411281
this is one of the very few posts i feel the need to reply to
Thank you anon you made me laugh

>>34412116
Your pretty cute OP.
would bf/10

>lul so randumb xDD

just kill yourself mate

>>34413404
Kid baby seemed to like it you fucking prick hole
Her opinion matters to me more than you'res ever could

>>34411446

This. Purge this nation.

>>34413641
how do you know he is cute? his pictures are all covered up with snap chat filters. people look completely different with out snap chat filters.

>>34413493
pretty sure that's a filler that okc puts there meaning he didn't fill it out

>>34411446
the second you're is wrong you inbred faggot

>>34410829
>>34410847
>2770 AUC
>falling for the dating meme

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>>34410962
>using meme arrows IRL
Fuck you're cancerous