It's anon can't cope so he smokes a 2 gram blunt to

>>34410126
its a nothing works after saying hi to a girl episode and she loses interest.

Who /wax and shatter/ here

>tfw no qt trashy chubby azn stoner gf

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>>34410160
Would but shit is expensive as fuck.

>2017
>smoking tobacco
>ruining god's gift to mankind with the devil's feces

Nigger or high schooler detected, fuck off faggot.

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>>34410263
I thought the same too but I was spending ~$90-120USD a month on bud; here in my area 1/8th is $45 and a gram of wax is $50

Using a vape pen/wax pen, I can make a gram last about 3 weeks, almost a whole month. The initial investment is well worth it if you get high on the regular and spend ~$100/mo on weed

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>>34410311
Gonna listen to you anon, sounds like a plan. A gram lasting a month, shit sign me up.

>>34410350
It makes me sound like a shill, but I thought it was too good to be true too when I first saw/read someone posting this on /r9k/ ("just dab it bro, its cheaper and gets you as high if not higher")...I live in a non-MMJ/recreational state but we live near one so I'm able to get dispensary-grade/quality shit from my dealer so last month I figured "hey well ive got some christmas $ maybe ill check it out"...I haven't smoked much more than maybe a bowl of "flower" ever since then

the pen cost me $25 (G-slim quartz) and the wax cost me $50, so if you have ~$70-80 to invest, it's well worth it

>>34410126
Man get a load of those tits...hnnnnggg there goes no fap 2017. Fuck.

>>34410276
gods not real you dork lol

i have weed and no blunt or bong

wat do

>smoke
>get neurotic and depressed

>>34411073
-get a pen and make an apple/potato pipe
-make a (crack-pipe-looking) tinfoil pipe
-go to the fucking gas station and drop a whole $2.50 on rolling papers (or $0.75 on an apple)

>>34411106
firstly
>buying an apple at a gas station

do you live in fucking india or something?

secondly

>just go to a gas station

i would if it was that close but it isnt

>>34410155
It's a you smoke a half ounce in 3 days because Valerie will never love you episode

>>34411164
Uh. I'm not even him but almost every convenience store in north america sells fresh fruit

>>34411164
>firstly
>>buying an apple at a gas station
>do you live in fucking india or something?
Do you live in the fucking Maldives or something? Literally every fucking 7-11, Circle K, and Valero in my area code sells apples + oranges + bananas in a little wire basket by the cashier's counter.

>dude I cant go to the gas station because its faaaaaaaaar lmao

Either nut the fuck up and walk to the gas station (get a drink and a snack for later when you're stoned) or make a tinfoil crackpipe and deal with it

>>34410126
>dem tittays

I'd suck on and play with them all day and night.

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>>34410126
>yfw you prefer to smoke alone
I don't care, fuck, leave me alone

>>34410126
You are weak, I don't do any kind of drugs or even drink alcohol, no coffee or tobacco either! FULL THROTTLE SUFFERING NO RESCUE ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH!

>>34411305
No I'm not, that's why she'll never love me

>>34411172
Never met a girl named Valerie who wasn't an irredeemable trashy Chad-lover

>>34410126
>ywn aggressively pressure the palm of your hand on her collarbone while you take her to poundtown

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>>34411369
>aggressively pressure the palm of your hand on her collarbone
How fucking virginal/beta do you have to be to think this is "aggressive behavior" when you're laying pipe?

spit in her face and slap/choke her, you cuck

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>>34411341
Tfw I tell myself this all the time to try and stop it, I can't stop and I don't know what to do its starting to fuck with my life outside of just at home

>>34410698
THIS is what made you fap after 25 days?
wtf

>>34411444
Tfw too depressed to fap because it's all just a numb melancholy feeling day in and day out

>>34410484
Thanks m8, just got back from a Vale shop. Appreciate the info bruv.

>>34411325
Same here, I just need some way to hurt myself that's not visible or detectable or suicide

>>34411486
I mean honestly smoking is the noble mans suicide, I literally smoke whatever I can. I want to just not wake up one day, the pain from my unattainable wants is overbearing.

>>34411479
>Thanks m8, just got back from a Vale shop. Appreciate the info bruv.
Did you buy anything or were you just browsing? There's plenty of other vapes to choose from but the important thing is you don't fall for the "dab nail rig" meme since you probably won't be smoking with others. I say this because I have friends who go through wax way more quickly because they don't use vape pens

>>34411521
I'm waiting for my parents to die off first, they are good parents, they can go thinking their son is going to be all ok in life.

>>34411541
Fuck this is my exact feel too, I honestly just want them to die thinking there's hope for me. They have no idea what I'm thinking or how I really feel, and it would be crushing if I did. This one woman has literally sent existential waves through my life and I just want it to be over for fucks sakes.

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>>34411521
>>34411541
>>34411581
>dad died this past winter
>am only child, just me and mom left
>am most satisfied when I'm asleep
>don't want to commit suicide, just want to stop existing
>hoping she dies sooner than later so I have nobody left to disappoint that I care about

>>34411537
Just browsing, gonna end up buying on since they didn't have a good pen selection.

>>34411635
do you mean buying online or buying a dab nail rig?

>>34411623
Tfw /tooapathetictocommit/ I just want it to stop, I don't wanna be a nuisance.

>>34410484
Hey.

One gram a week? Did you also try to vape herb? How long did your weed stash last then?

>>34411860
>One gram a week?
What? No, I go through about 1g of wax every 3 weeks. With herb I was going through about 1/8oz a week

>Did you also try to vape herb?
Yeah I still like vaping herb; I make cannabis oil (both for topical usage and eating) so I would vape and save up all my vaped herb then turn it into cannaoil.

>How long did your weed stash last then?
Before wax: 1/8thoz every 5-7 days
After wax: I smoke like maybe one bowl a day and even then it's mids

I've noticed my "tolerance" for smoke inhalation has gone down a little since nowadays I'm getting super high off 2-3 hits from a dab in the pen vs. smoking a couple bowls and taking like 10 rips of smoke

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>>34411236
>>34411194
my gas stations only sell(ONLY applies for the indian owned ones, others have no food at all)candy and donuts and drinks

>nut the fucc up

smack yourself

>>34412503
>dude I can't do anything for myself but I want you to "smack yourself" because you poke holes in my self-sabotaging rationalization lmao
You're the kind of lazy cuck who makes the rest of us pot smokers look bad.

Either make a fucking tinfoil pipe or shut the fuck up. You're the cuck who needs to "smack himself" for getting a hold of weed without having the long-term-thinking-ability to plan on how to fucking smoke it.

>>34412567
>it's a im triggered post

guess what fagget? i have blunts now and i never left. looks like it's time to clicc that smacc button

Seriously if you still smoke blunts you are a fucking retard. You're inhaling a big glob of unfiltered cancerous black shit straight into your chest. Have fun with that.

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>>34412663
>m-muh water filtered smokes

inhale smoke from an ocean vent, just once. either way you're going inhale this knuckle sandwhich

Wow tfti

>>34412618
>dude smacc
>dude fucc
>dude clicc
>dude im totally better than you but I use niggerspeak lmao
You're lazy, you're a cuck, and you're most likely under 24.

Looks like it's time for your mom to realize she should have aborted you

>>34412788
>im a butthurt reddit nigger
>yo momma

lmaoing kill yourself

>>34412821
>DUDE IM TOO LAZY TO WALK TO THE GAS STATION LMAO
>DUDE YOURE REDDIT LMAO
Nice redditspacing by the way, you projection-artist millennial cuckling.

>>34412718
Just smoke literally anything other than blunts kid.

>durr I'm gonna smoke weed in literally the only way that can give me cancer because muh rap music said it was cool

>tfw got weed by sheer luck and don't have a way to get more when I eventually run out

I work fast food so just about EVERYBODY smokes, but I don't want to talk to anyone about weed

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>>34412870
>KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK


wow lololol much laff 2 b had here epic joker

>>34411073
Make one dumbass

>>34410126
>It's an anon takes adderall without a prescription to be productive but ends up jerking off for 8 hours straight episode

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>>34412920
>kek is cu.ck now

>>34412909
>muh le cancer
>breathes in smoke

fucking retards itt