>she has small tits >one is still noticeably bigger/smaller

>>34410009
>her ass is flat
>her hips are wide

>>34410009
>she's under 5'7"
Womanlets are pudgy and disgusting 90% of the time, and they'll also give you a manlet for a child.

Pure genetic trash

>she wears baggy shirts/blouses/"tunics" to hide her muffintop
>she wears makeup when she goes swimming
>she uses spanx/compression underwear so she can fake having a non-flabby body

>>34410039
>implying I will ever be insecure about my best assets

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>her vagina is slighty uneven yet this problem is noticeable
>her vagina has an old shaped opening

>implying any guy wants a girl with nice hips but no butte
My friends and I were talking about this the other night, it's (hilariously) deceiving to see you from the front compared to seeing you from the side.

do some fucking squats, like goddamn

>She has a dumb laugh

>she's thin but still has a double chin somehow

>>34410217
meant four
>>34410181

>she's over 24 and not married
>she has grey hairs

>>34410268
>she has grey hairs

my aunt had completely white hair when she turned 30. Shit genetics from my grandpas family I guess

>>34410041
>Want a woman over 5'5"

What a fucking cuck.

>>34410009
>getting asked out by a beta orbiter
>chad tells her to buy her own drinks at the bar
>her friends secretly fucking hate her

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>>34410378
>He doesn't want a giant Amazoness to take care of him

>>34410246
>>she's thin but still has a double chin somehow
I'm a man and have that. At least I can hide it with a beard.

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>She's so fat that she can't wear sleeveless anything

>>34410378
you stupid asshole, tall women have tall children. Unless you want to doom your son to being a shitty manlet its would be better to get a tall woman

>>34410530
Fucking lol, that's not how genetics work you retard.

>she wears padded bras to compensate for her deformed breasts

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>>34410557
>that's not how genetics work you retard.

Wut.......

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>>34410041
>he wants a clumsy, manly looking lanklet instead of a cute petite girl

>>34410644
It's more complicated than that. Just like a couple with brown eyes can still have a blue eyed child.

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>she uses camera "filters" and airbrushing on top of her makeup because she's too insecure about her "real face"

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>She have fat armpits

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>>34410781
>she has fat fingers/toes/hands
How fucking much do you have to eat to get fat in your FINGERS AND HANDS

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>>34410781
Pic related
>Fat armpits but the girl isn't obese

>>34410669
Yeah, and how a white couple can have a black child. It happens, I swear.

>>34410951
>I don't even understand Mendelian genetics
>But here's my opinion on genetics...
Lemme show you something senpai:

>Let B be the gene that codes for brown eyes
>Let b be the the gene that codes for blue eyes
>Let both parents carry Bb
>Since B is dominant, both parents have brown eyes
>But both carry a recessive gene that can code for blue eyes

Now there are the following possible outcomes:
>BB
>Bb
>BB
>bb

Then there's a 1/4 chance of their child having blue eyes even though both parents have brown eyes. In the exact same way, it's possible for someone short to have a tall child.

>>34410857
i'm 130 lbs/5'7 and have this, usually caused by bras that are too tight, especially sport bras like what the girl in the picture is wearing

think upper arms is just a spot where womens bodies collect fat

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>>34411244
>130 lbs/5'7
be my gf now or else youre not allowed to post in my thread anymore, my dad is a manager at 4chan

>>34411285
i'm 30 years old, still interested?

>>34410041
This.

Organic oregano from Oregon

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>>34411424
>i'm 30 years old, still interested?
My age is the same as the last two digits of your post so you're gonna have to ask yourself that same question but yeah sure I am

>>34411476
there is still time for you child ;save yourselve while you can

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>>34411659
>there is still time for you child ;save yourselve while you can
1.) I like older women, always have
B.) see A.
III.) no

>>34411424
Are you a pure virgin though?

>>34411695
but what would your parents think????

>>34411748
virgin technically but also have a vibrator the size of a pringle can

>>34411817
>but what would your parents think????
my dad is dead and my mom is nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

but for real though, all my mom cares about is me being happy

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>>34411817
>a vibrator the size of a pringle can

Would you be okay with 6'4 cocklet bf?

so I guess none of us are getting a gf, to be desu

>>34412211
this took an unexpected turn and i am unsure how to proceed

>>34412397
>this took an unexpected turn and i am unsure how to proceed
ok well if you still want a large-dicked 24 year old bf that isn't completely hopeless or unattractive im right here, with my large dick and everything

>>34412467
Sorry my vagina only can take small dick.

>>34412561
>Sorry my vagina only can take small dick.
you didn't say you're asian too

>>34410951
>doesnt go to classes
>doesnt take 9th grade bio
>drops out of high school
>r9k NEET

LET ME JUST ACT AS IF I KNOW BASIC GENETICS, EVEN THO I DONT LIKE A FUCKING RETARD

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>>34412561
Hey hey heeyyyyyy

>>34411905

Offer still open