I have $100,000 in cash. How can I make this last for the

Put it aII on black

>>34408774
put it in the bank lul

Like to live off of?
Or to use when you want to have fun?
Either way >>>/adv/

>>34408774

Put it in the bank and live off the interests

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>>34408774
I very much recommend any ETF, e.g. MSCI World, or maybe Templeton Growth or Greenblatt`s Chosen Ones.
If you`re good with this stuff, trade some undervalued lower-than-Blue-Chips (here in Germany it`s the MDax, e.g.) or regularly leverage some currencies and/or commodities.

Alternatively, get yourself some undervalued real estate and wait a couple years, then sell.

>>34408774
wtf those books are gonna smell like ass now

>>34408883
>Live off the interest
Wow, a whole $1000 per year

Move to a third world shithole where that money makes you a rich man. Even in the cheapest parts of the US i don't think you could stretch that over a lifetime.

>>34408774
Give $1000 to me because I asked nicely :)

>>34408774
Invest it in me

>>34408774
die in a year

OP, pretty sure you can't live your whole life with only 100k

However, my advice is to go get half of it on S&P 500 index funds, 25k to keep in the bank, and 25k to invest on individual stocks. Do your research, and watch market fluctuations. You might make some safe moolah without too much effort this way

However, the financial market can fuck you pretty hard in the ass, so proceed with caution.

She has beautiful fucking skin but terrible taste in lit. Also that top book is gonna have ass particles all over it.

>>34408918
This, otherwise you have to invest.
OR you could live like a minimum wage poor person for 8 years and then die.
OR you could blow it all in a year and a half like an absolute retard/average person would.

>>34408774
Unless you live in a wasteland or invest, there is no way you can live your life off of $100,000 unless if you're dying in a few months or something. I'd suggest investing it and finding a way to get a steady income in, and I don't think being a good for nothing NEET would be a possibility with that much money.

>>34408774
If a girl has "lolita" in her book collection, shes a slut. guearanteed.

live in a van

>>34408774
By getting a fucking job and adding to it you dope.

>>34408774
Move to Latin America or learn from /biz/.

>>34409030
Why?

Organisized

>>34408774
I want to be those books.

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>>34408902
Girls ass holes don't touch the surface they sit on. The only thing touching the books is her labia, he ass hole is in the air in the back part of her ass, anon

Shoot yourself in the head and they'll have lasted for the rest of your life

Move to a 3rd world shit whole and live like a king....kind of.

>>34409030
If a girl is posing naked on a stack of books, she's a slut. Guaranteed.

>>34409070
What do you mean "girls assholes"? No one's asshole touches the surface they sit on. Do you not have ass cheeks anon?

>>34409202
>If a girl is posing naked, she's a slut. Probably.
ftfy

>>34408774
put it all in the bank and only spend $10k a year, after 10 years you kill yourself, it's really pretty simple anon.

Do black women like OP's pic naturally have thicc bodies or something?

>>34409030
>my sister read Lolita for a novel study once
G-guys?

>>34409274
>implying that's a black woman and not a white girl with a tan
Look at her tan line anon. It's too pink for her to not be a white girl.

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>>34409274
But that's a tanned white girl, anon

Start a profitable business

>>34409274
But yes it's a well known fact that black women are naturally THICC. The women in the OP isn't THICC though.

>>34409324
Yeah, no. That looks like a black or mixed girl.

>>34409251
>Not spending it all in 1 month, then offing yourself

Get a good sleeping bag and become a vagabond. More dangerous than the normie life but also a lot more fulfilling.

You could start by sending me $100

Think of it as an investment OP

>>34409400
This
This is exactly what I'd do with that money, although I'd probably buy a cheap motorcycle and go that route.

>>34408774
Put in long term bonds, interest will be better depending on the length of the bond

>>34409030
Can confirm. Used to be fuckbuddies with a girl who was in love with Nabokov, and also cheating on her boyfriend.

>>34408883
You could put your money in a type of fund. I dont know exactly what theyre called in english, but they are ran by professional investors and can securely generate between 5 - 10 % revenue per year. Or just invest in a stable stock yourself.

>>34409337
>>34409353
>>34409345
>>34409251

he is race baiting so people can hate black people more

>>34409285

your sister is a woman, therefore she is a slut.
sorry you had to learn this from us.

>>34408774

>How can I make this last for the rest of my life?

I think what you're really asking is How can I live off of it without it someday running out. It's pretty impossible, desu. $100,000 isn't that much money. If you had 3x that amount and you were already in your 30's you might be able to pull it off.

Is it weird the first thing i did was zoom in on the books....

>>34410184

Were you disappointed? I know I was.

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OP here. I've decided to give it all away to the femanon who can demonstrate the greatest need. I'd like to make a woman happy at least once before I die.

Leave your pitch in this thread, and if you're chosen I'll respond with my contact info. Serious replies only please.

>>34409353
You've obviously never seen a mixed or black person. Their (our) skin isn't pink like that, even if we're light skinned.

That's also not a black girl's hair. I can tell the difference between weave or straightened African hair and actual straight hair.

>>34410241

women are just a meme, dont take them seriously anon

they get stuff handed to them their entire lives, why would you do it too?

>>34408774
Buy a house in an all-white neighborhood and get tenants and shit. You will attract working white people with decent jobs so you know your tenants won't be niggers who shit the place up and bail.

I don't know how much rent money you'd be getting in America for a 2-story house but it's gotta be more than $1k a month and you can live off that ez.

>>34408774
Kill yourself after 10 years.

So, I've been investing for a long while now and, as others have said, 100k really isn't that much. But, there's some analysis online that people have done just as a thought experiment.

http://fifighter.com/finance/real-estate-thoughts/2013/07/can-100000-invested-in-rental-property-retire-me-right-now/

Now, this link is pretty old, so the returns aren't as good anymore. But, still with some leverage, you can do a lot with a small amount. Just don't expect miracles.

>>34408774
Easy
spend it all in one day then kill yourself.

>>34408918
Damn, that is a smart idea

Where do you think someone could move and life off that kind of money? Thailand maybe?

>>34408774
Get a financial adviser and have him build you a diversified portfolio. Don't invest on your own, chances are you would lose it.

>>34410241
time stamp pic then ya faggot

>>34408774
Live a short life.

buy property and rent it out
not rocket science

>>34408774
Hire 1000 women to sit on you and suffocate to death

>>34408774
with mortgages buy two multi dwelling homes rent out 3/4s of the units and live in one or rent out all of them and live in a cheaper place

>>34408774
Eat nothing but own brand cheese and drink nothing but own brand Diet Coke never wash or have the lights on to avoid bills and such.

Tl;dr sit in the dark eating cheapo cheese.

>>34408883
Lol you'd get like 3-9 grand a year you dipshit, try living of 6 grand for an entire year without eating about 7 pot noodles a day and drinking gutter water, honestly.

>>34412061

This is a good point. But if OP could supplement the interest and dividends with some Neetbux, he might make a go of it.

>>34408774
>I have $100,000 in cash. How can I make this last for the rest of my life?
By killing yourself.

>>34408774
Never eat more than you need to survive
Never buy parishable food unless you know it won't go bad
By a home which you don't pay rent on or move into a vacant house with no heating, cooling, nor windows that aren't broken.
>there are a lot of these in Detroit
Never pay for water drink it off the ground/collect rain water
Pray you aren't robbed.
Don't use plumbing that would be paid for by you.

If you really want to make it last make one meal a day using all of your feces and distill your urine back into water.

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>>34408918
On the right track.
Go to romania

No visa
Usd is worht four of local

pay off any debts, invest the rest in etfs, don't touch it for a year so as not to get short term capital gains pwned. still not nearly enough to live on but you could probably retire early.

Spend 100k

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Spend it all on lottery tickets, you will surely win the jackpot.

>>34412161
>If you really want to make it last make one meal a day using all of your feces
That's a real good way to get horribly ill. And healthcare ain't cheap.

>>34412061
It's extremely easy if you can cook.

Chicken
Rice
Potatoes

All you need pretty much right there and it's so cheap it might as well be free.

It's funny that pot noodles are actually considered expensive, despite being shit for nutrients and even taste.

>>34412693
Fuck potatoes. Eat leafy greens instead; they are so much better for you.

>>34408774
Kill your s e l f ffffffffffffffffff
kkkkill

>>34408774
Give it to me and i will kill you. Bam two birds with one stone.

>>34408937
Sure, contact info?

>>34408774
Don't spend it and it will last forever.
Do you have any concept at all of saving?