>born too late to discover the world
>born too early to discover the galaxy
>born just in time to experience a Donald Trump presidency
Donald Trump is only the beginning. From now on, crazy eccentric billionaires will start parading themselves in public to be president. It will be glorious.
No more boring ass centrist politicians. Just crazy rich populists.
The downfall is near but oh so exciting.
>>34403519
>born too late to be some poor peasant fuck whose sisters would get raped by the landlord when your 12 hours a day of plowing fields wasn't enough, born too late to board a ship to a new hostile land for financial reasons only to very likely die of sickness en route or within landing
>born too early to experience a variety of problems incurred not only by the technicalities of future space travel but also the structural and civilisational threats posed by the economic subversion it'll cause
>Born in a comfy time of stagnation, internet memes and easy pusy
shut the fuck up pansy fag
>>34403600
>easy pusy
Fuck off Chad.
>>34403519
>TFW this is secretly a bog post
I am so glad enlightenment is near
>*bends over*
>>34403600
Fuck you normie stop shitting this board up