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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>34399821
>Christ-on-a-stick
>Jeezums fucking Crikes
Hard to keep a boner when you talk like a 60 year old kentucky man in disguise
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And that's how I got chlamydia
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>>34399821
who is this and why are her eyes two different colors?
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>>34399821
Another wank it is.
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>>34399854
Shit, you almost ruined it for me lol
Betty gud op, but why
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>>34399912
>asking this kind of question about an anime girl
like, why is one of her eyes red? that shouldn't be possible with the chemicals and pigmentation that cause the known range of eye color
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>>34399821
>creating threads like this
how disappointed are your parents?
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>>34399821
>Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet!
Oh god my fucking cheeks, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
Thanks, OP.
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>>34399958
>muh mum n deddy
this is the cuck mentality
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I mean, I'd love for sex to be initiated like that. Sadly we don't live in an anime.
>find girl on tinder
>take her to bar
>make small talk and both pretend like we aren't there for sex
>get mildly drunk
>go back to one of our places
>cuddle then fuck several minutes later
I've only had 3 "hooks ups" while not being in a relationship and they all went like that. My formula is full-proof just act interested in her life and make up some impressive bullshit about yourself.
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>>34399821
I swear I seen this same thread on s4s.
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>>34399912
Tatara Kogasa from Touhou 12: UFO. Her different colored eye is supposed to go with her relation to these things which only have one eye.
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Why doesn't this happen in real life? Some girl must think like this...
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>retarded spergs' manic pixie dream girl fantasies
I already know you're a future tranny because of how "darn tootin down home" and tomboyish your fantasy girl is.
>s-she could be one of the guys! whoaaaah! and shes showing me her boobies!?
do you like toe socks too? and armpits? feet for sure.
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pls write more OP
please I'm begging you
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>>34400227
You do know this is pasta right anons? You can't be this new r-right?
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>>34400237
I don't browse this craphole of a board daily.
Not since 2014 anyway
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>>34399821
It would be less effort to just type "I have the 'tism and this is why girls stay away from me"
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