>just farted >smells like last night's dinner Is this

>>34399484
>he has the virgin fart

no its bc ur a loser haha

Yes

Do squats to increase glute size, that's your barrel of the gun

Crunches for top tier bowel strength

Red kidney beans is your ammo

Just lol if your farts don't make older Japanese people have flashbacks

>>34399484

It's probably a combination of the following:

>fat
>unhygienic
>stupid
>autistic
>lack of passion
>reclusive
>ugly
>no job or any reputable skills

My guess is that you have atleast 3 of the listed items

>>34400746
Most likely all of the above, fart posting on r9k basically = complete failure.

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Unlikely there's a 6/10 in my bed asleep now who loves my dumb gross ass and my farts are defcon 12 always. And I don't hide them.
U are prolly uggo

>>34400851
defcon 1 is the most severe