Any doctors or doctors-to-be in tonight? I got these weird looking

>>34398295
Ingrown hair

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>>34398295
This is a better shot. They're really shiny and don't hurt. Can't seem to be able to pop them since they look like flesh bits.

>>34398320
Really? I don't see a dark spot in them. Plus they don't hurt.

>>34398333
Ingrown hair in the making

t. neet doctor

>>34398295
I actually have the same thing. They're latent inoffensive herpes I'm pretty sure. Never had them until I rawdogged three single mommies and came inside each one of them.

With one I ate her ass and rubbed her labia while she was on the phone with her son

Completely normal OP, dw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

>>34398369
You got 69 for that post just wanted to point that out and hope it's appreciated.

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>>34398408
That's fitting, because I 69ed with the single mommy I ranted most about (pic related)

>>34398369
>>34398295


4th yr med student. I actually saw a guy with this in clinic a month ago. He had sex out of his marriage while his wife was pregnant and thought he had herpes. He described vesicular lesions and had me sold it was herpes until I presented to my attending and got him to come do the physical exam with me.

You do not have herpes. Those appear to me to be evenly spaced papules (rather than the grouped, fluid filled vesicles of herpes). Penile papules are a benign process not related to any sort of std. I would add the caveat that I'm not really that good at what I do so maybe I'm wrong, it really doesn't look like warts even tho hpv is very common in men and there is nothing really effective you can do about it if it is,which I don't think is likely.

Tl dr, not std, benign penile papules is my 10 cents

>>34398369
>>34398447
Are these posts satire?

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>>34398333
>>34398295
LOL.

That is 100% initial infection/flair up from herpes.

Just wait till your stressed and it explodes all over your balls before a big job interview or something.

Go to a doctor and get Valtrex or something else NOW.

Shouldn't have ducked the mexislut hookers. You can herpes and many other stds with a condom on lol.

>>34398618
People who fuck sometimes catch something, who gives a shit? Almost no STDs have any real consequences

>>34398673
Meh, the
Mommy who gave me chlamydia was white

>>34398727
Lol tell someone you have herpes and see how they react lol

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>>34398768
>Lol
Stop this.

>>34398768
I'm the anon who is 5'6" with a 5" dick and my 5'9" TQT GF doesn't care

Two of my three college roommates had it

Literally the majority of sexually active adults have HPV

Nobody cares in normie world dude. It's the cost of the joys of fucking strangers

>>34398791
Rolfmao hahahaha

>>34398871
>>34398791
Lol Let me know how it goes when it spreads to your face and eye because you touch your duck and rub your face.

Enjoy going to work or a social event with facial oral or ocular herpes.

Just kys you degenerates.

No girl wants a guy with herpes unless she has herpes herself and has ridden a monstrous number of cocks.

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>>34398295
Maybe they are fordyce spots?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordyce_spots

They are not harmfull but look ugly and girls don't like them. I know this from experience. Let's just say i'm still a virgin. The penis in the pic is not mine and mine is even worse.

But yeah It's weird that you have so few. But I guess I only had a few in the beginning my self.

You could ask a doctor I did that with mine. The doctor said they are "completely normal" and I should not waste her time, as nothing can really be done to fix it. They just look ugly.

>>34398959
>Ocular herpes

Yeah, not worried about that you fuckin imbecile.

>>34398969
Def not. His a are pustules and filled with herpes goo.

He's fucked.

I would kill myself if I had to pay for herpes meds the rest of my life.

Enjoy doing that with no Obama care anymore.

>>34398974
>Scratch you herpes in your sleep
>scratch eyeball in sleep
>get ocular herpes

Sure bud. Sure...you're not.

Again. HPV causes cancer in men's digestive tract and throat. Herpes ruins your life.

Lifetime of medicine with side effects does not equal "not a big deal bro my gf and dumb college Bros have it too its fine".

Guess aids isn't a big deal either since lots of people have HIV.

>>34399021
You are retarded? Herpes was not considered a disease until the last century.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes_simplex

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>>34398727
>Almost no STDs have any real consequences

its bebby dickism

>>34399197
HAHAHAHAHA. Jesus you're a dumb ass.

>>34400610
HPV causes cervical cancer and genital warts.

But only women can get that. Men don't have any symptoms (no cervix kek). You could give yourself HPV and spread it to every woman you meet and there'd be no consequences.

>>34398295
>isn't cut
>hurr durr it's not a STD gaiss XDD
get that shit taken care of you dumb nigger

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>>34401059

you mean getting circumcised? it only looks like that when its babby dick mode.

>>34401073
You have a beautiful cock. Oh my god. I wanna suck it.

>>34401104

how have you not seen this already? i must have posted it over 100 times.

well thank you, it's just the angle.

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>>34399021
>herpes
>lifetime of medicine

Most people have herpes

Most people never take any medicine in their entire life because most people get a flare up once a decade

Kys you scared dramatic virgin faggot

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circumcision should be illegal, it's so prevalent that people forget what a natural cock looks like.

my dick is uncut. you just have to break the dick glue that holds your foreskin fused to the glans just once, and clean it, and it will look like this once u get erect.

no need for circumcision.

>>34401111
D... do you have more? I'm sorry, I'm very horny atm.

Probably just sebaceous glands

>>34401145

i posted another. i took these pictures years ago, i guess i managed to take a pretty good one back then.

i'm just shy of 6 inches in length from the tip to my mons pubis.

i am lucky to have an uncut penis, and i am smart for figuring out how to do what i did.

>>34401073
>>34401104
>>34401111
>>34401142
>>34401145

>>>/gif/9981486

if you want to listen to a recording of some chick getting railed by this dic

>>34401142
>just once
I must have a yeast infection or something. I've never been able to smoothly retract as it always ends up sticking.

I am aware of phimosis and have stretched for months. Immediately after stretching and using a little lotion I can smoothly retract but that only lasts a couple minutes before it sticks.

>>34401073
yeah, get cut you moron

>>34401278

you didn't break it. trust me when you break it you'll know immediately.

immediately. without a single shred of doubt.

if your cock doesn't look like my cock, then its still holding it there.

i don't need lotion ever, it pulls back every single time i get erect.

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>>34401305

fuck no. enjoy your cut cock though

>>34401309
>you didn't break it. trust me when you break it you'll know immediately.
no. i go knuckles deep with four fingers into my foreskin and hold it for 20 minutes. after that i can fully retract and it looks just like yours but it dries up and the foreskin sticks to the glans and folds over itself.

>>34398727
>gets aids, dies from the common cold.

>>34401327

i don't know what the hell you're talking about. my foreskin doesn't stick to anything now, and hasn't ever since i broke the skin glue that was holding it to the glans when i was a teenager.

one day i am going to take more pictures of my dick, flacid, and post a comprehensive picture guide for uncut, unglued cocks.

>>34401343
i know. i can't find anything online about my problem either ;_; unless it's bxo/balanitis...

>>34401413

wait you're fucking with me. knuckles deep? come on. it's late and you're just being a troll.

and no i don't stick my fingers into my foreskin thank very much.

i don't wanna.

>>34401333
>herpes = AIDS

This is another rreason you're a virgin>>34401333

>>34401429
sorry, not the knuckle but the second joint -- so basically half my finger length.

>>34401480

you didn't break it yet.

you gotta keep pulling it down down down, keep going.

your thundercock destiny awaits.

>>34401451
Its like I want to be a virgin or something.

>>34401541
Lmfao, sure little buddy. Let me know how you feel when you turn 23 and can't talk to women