Tell me robots, why don't you play golf? It's only

One word.
Expensive.

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>>34393863
>implying you can't gather up your neetbux to buy some clubs

Any girls which will willingly hold a conversation about golf are automatically lesbians.

>>34394069
Not true, I've talked to girls who are straight who play golf

It's awful, it's an expensive garden that old men privatize to dress like gnomes and hit balls around. Fucking sick of balls. Let people walk around on the off days and enjoy the scenery.

http://www.accuweather.com/en/features/trend/golf-lightning-safety/53601
I value my dignity too much to die playing a GAME devised for old men and lesbians

My shoulder grinds in it socket whenever I move my right arm ever since I was in a car accident 9 years ago, I can't lift my arm above my head without it popping and I'm constantly feeling a dull throbbing pain
Sports are pretty much out of the question which really sucks, I used to like playing basketball

>>34393826

I did. I played competitively in high school and college.

>>34394377
get off of r9k josh

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>a hobby to talk with girls about

>>34394450
Not him but you're a normie Michael, leave faggot

>>34394377
I did too anon originally senpai

>>34393863
it's the courses/clubs that are expensive not the clubs

>a hobby to talk with girls about
actual autist

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>>34394504
>tfw I'm a normie but not michael

I did and then my clubs got stolen and I got depressed and didn't buy new ones and lost interest

I think I'll buy a new set before the summer. I went golfing with my dad and I'm still pretty damn good even without playing in a while

>>34393863
This

or else I would be playing all the time. I just can't see convincing myself to buy a $500-$800 set of clubs ontop of all the other shit you need. I am looking for a nice set of clubs at some pawnshops though.

>>34393826
It's boring. I'm not good at it as I'm uncoordinated as fuck.

I'd much rather go for a walk. It's less expensive and boring.

>>34393826
Gross motor skill issues associated with autisim.

i lost my scholarship offers when my parents sent me to rehab for weed

now i cant afford it and even if i could, it bums me out.

>still have my clubs because i tell myself maybe one can day when im older i can play it for fun again

>>34393826
Lol @ you thinking girls like golf

You'd be better off just admitting you prefer a dick in your ass

>>34395516
>it's boring
>i'd rather go for a walk

kek nice argument

>>34395746
With golf, you're stunknown to 9/18/whatever holes. With walking, you can go anywhere, as long as you can walk back.

>>34395896
>option A
Walking and mixed in game

>option B
Just walking

sure thing spud

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I don't want to be placed with random people to play with

>>34393826
Going this week. Went last week. As my babygirl said, DUST THE RUST ;-)

>>34396859
What'd you shoot last time you played?

why dont you fags come hit some golfballs irl. lets go anon!

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>>34393826
>sport

xd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQVFhqAKcMg

>>34393826
Once in a while I go to this "golf distance yard free for all hitting the ball as far as you can" range and I got to say it's a lot of fun... you pay 5 dollars for 100 golf balls and if you take an Addie or chew tobacco... you fucking rip

it's p2p