>oscar will never throw you on the bed and get you aroused

>>34392995
Day and night I dream of him caressing my hair and talking to me about how much he wants 99kg girls to finger his asshole and pee on him

>>34392995
who the fuck is oscar, what team was his on?

>>34392995
Whats oscars steam?

>>34392995
>professional dota player
Nice hobby there
Steam is for normie faggots

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>>34393064
he's /r9k/s resident narcissist fembot manipulator who wants to be peed on and have his dick tortured. he used to play dota professionally, he has 8000+ hrs in dota 2
>>34393077
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ntx99

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>mfw oscar will never tell you about the time he dropped mdma in a club while listening to bladee cz he's SO FCKIN COOL

>>34392995
>dat phone camera filename tho
People think this is fit btw?? Dudes a fucking dyel

>tfw oscar will never throw u on a bed and shout abuse at you while crying

>>34392995
Wowie. Excuse me, what did you just spout about my beloved fembots? Please refrain from calling them roasties, you incel. They are beautiful, mentally unstable women that I long for and who seek the warmth, love and acceptance I have to offer for them.
Unlike you beta cucks and failed turbo chards, I actually have the decency to treat them like they deserve. Treat them how they want to be treated. I'm that much of a man.
I cherish their bodies and idolise their nudes they have sent me with a little pigeon, attached to his foot.
Each day I furiously masturbate to them to repress my deep rooted hatred for my own self. Each day I awake and run my hands over my body, imagining that they belong to those of the fembot I currently am entangling with my manipulation tactics.
I shall transcend from being a robot and reach apotheosis.
Of course a pleb like you would not understand. Of course I am talking to multiple fembots, but I only give one or two my full attention.
I seduce them, lure them in my NEET hovel and then strike from the shadows -- sucking the BPD infected virgin blood from their pale petite necks.
I then slowly and gently let them down until they softly reach rock bottom and by then I will already have my fangs wrapped around my next victim. Huh. I'm such a weirdo.
Yours truly,
Oscar.

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>oscar will never autistically rant at you like pic related

sounds like someone was rejected by him and is very very upset about it, silly little girl

>>34393229
Hi Oscar

>you will never pee on oscar

why even live

>>34393229
baka fuck y'all i'm tryna catch some schmeat from a Brodie and y'all deadass being a fucknigga rn

>>34393229
hi oscar

>oscar will never make 15 different skype accounts to add you on to harass you

>>34393245
incorrect.
i do advise you try your best to move on. he clearly isn't interested in you, which is quite bad, because he likes ugly girls, so lord knows how ugly you are. stop throwing a tantrum on r9k with the same screenshots every time, get over him, hon

>tfw there will never be a female Oscar maipulation and seducing robots into sending dick pics

If Oscarette is out there, I have BPD and am heavily depressed

>>34393265
>oscar will never deadass throw you some schmeat because he's a huge fucknigga

>>34393317
post your contact info. you never know

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>oscar will never autistically brag about listening to russian rap to you to try and maintain his "street cred" while trying to wheel fattychans on an image board for losers, like some perpetual 12 year old who never grew up

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>You conversational skills will never be supreme enough to hold supreme conversation with a high intellect

I fucking hate life r9k

>>34393350
>>femanon will never stop autistically going on about a guy who rejected her on an image board for losers, like some perpetual 12 year old who never grew up

>>34393376
oscar only a couple posts here are mine, there's a lot of unique posters if you look at the bottom right of the page

tfw u will never talk to oscar because even you, a degenerate, have standards ;_;

>>34393362
>oscar will never brag about doing lsd in a nightclub while making out with random girls to you because he thinks thats what adults do

>>34393376
im a dude

>>34393336
For any Oscarettes:
[email protected]

>quick reminder I am immune to your manipulative ways thus making me that much more valuable of a target

>>34393376
says the fucking wank stain that is browsing r9k, replying to this post, cries about tfw no gf, faps to traps and probably eats his own shit
get a fucking life you incel
no wonder girls hate you and never want to touch you

>>34393398
i'm not oscar, i'm a female for starters, finding your posts with this guy very obsessive

>>34393419
>tfw this replier is a good target for oscar and you aren't

time to leave this earth

>that IP to post ratio
Vyro levels of samefaggotry

Can everyone who's not good enough for oscar just get together and bond have a feelsy group suicide

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>Do you want me to kill you or something?
>because that's the only way I know to help someone.

DEEP

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>>34392995
>tfw you look more intimidating than this guy and will never have a harem
Why even live if you can't play the game

>>34393490
you're cute my dude don't give up

>>34393490
Get rid of the JUST haircut and you're fine.

>>34393490
just study oscar harder and you'll have your own harem of mentally ill qts in no time :>)

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I might not have the 4.4 inch dick of Elliot...
I might not have the aesthetics of Dylan...
But I WILL follow their footsteps!

A U T O B O T S
R O L L O U T

Now is our time to shine and I, Oscar, am sick of dirty fembots plaguing our board! I can smell the roasties here in Sweden and it's sickening me.

I call for a purge!

I SHALL BE YOUR NEW IDOL.
I SHALL BE YOUR NEW LEADER.
I SHALL BE THE FOUNDER OF YOUR CULT.

MY DICK IS THROBBING.

This thread is the highlight of my day holy fuck

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>>34393490
I love helping my brobots out! Keep it up dude. You have the empty psychopath eyes, bags under the eyes that scream "I spend all my day on 4chan", pubic hair on the chin and the micro mouth. You will soon be on Oscar level! xoxo

reminder that the girls posting in this thread have fallen in love with oscar and are still upset that he rejected them, that is what all of this is over

>>34393630
Oscar, kindly go kill yourself. Honestly, just do it.
You mistake girls giving you attention for love. It's a fucking joke just as much as your life is. Get a reality check, you really are in desperate need of one.
Your inbred ego is out of this world and you look like the pathetic underfucked faggot that you are posting in this thread.

>>34393630
>reminder that the girls posting in this thread have fallen in love with oscar and are still upset that he rejected them, that is what all of this is over


I mean I'm a dude but ok senpai

>>34393675
once again, i'm not oscar, i'm a female, you mentally unstable slut

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>>34393718
DELET THIS YOU SWINE

>>34393718
I don't think I've heard a girl call herself a female

>>34393718
post tits pls :3

>>34393630
you are a 27 year old neet, oscar

1/3 of your time is spent sucking at DOTA and POE

1/3 is spent sleeping

1/3 is spent trying to impress fat crazy girls on the internet by being a fucking pathetic tryhard sadboy

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>>34393718
lul XD gamer grull :3 btw guiizz pls dont judge me..!! leave oscar-sama kun alone -_- he did nothing wrong.. pls .... i can save him... pls... stop the.. bullying.. sniff.. pls
he is my anime mc stop it WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER SOTP BULLYING YOU ARE MAKING HIM MAD AND HE WONT STOP BEING PARANOID IF THESE THREADS DONT STOP
nuzzles you~x'3

>>34393780
you are a mentally unstable slut, femanon

1/3 of your time is spent talking about oscar with other ugly fat girls he rejected

1/3 is spent sleeping

1/3 is spent obsessively posting about him on r9k

>>34393816
damn, you're really hung up on him huh? poor girl

>>34393829
not a femanon, loser. there are multiple people in this thread

how does it feel to be 27 and have no life? nothing to show except dozens of shill skype accounts with fat pimple-faced teenage mentally ill BPD girls added on them?

while all of your other 27 year old peers have fulfilling jobs, six figure salaries, graduate degrees, cute wives, babies, their own comfortable suburban houses, cars, fancy trips abroad? while you live with your mom and wake up in your own cum-stained mess every day, log onto your computer and troll r9k for 9 hours before jerking off and crying yourself to sleep? not a single asset to your name, not a single useful role you play on this earth? you just sit around at home inventing fiction about yourself and jerking off... SAD!

>>34393780
Huh. Wowie. Would you please refrain from talking this way about Oscar? I would be very grateful. We all know that roasties are low lifes, no need to prove it to us even more, haha!
It is pathetic that you envy him just because he is such an admirable Dota player and has brought revolutinary PoE builds to see the day of light.
His overdeveloped brain requires so much sleep to deal with petty females like you. It's ludicrous really.
And you just do not have the cognitive abilities to understand the depth of intellect sadboys music has, pleb.

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>11 other posters and 50+ posts

>>34394077
What a surprise, there's only like 20 people on this board total.

>>34394077
That statue is from my home town.

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>>34394222
I know. You posted it before and I saved it cuz I like bears.

>>34394253
This is my first time on this board how could I have posted it before ?

>>34394274
Guess there is a robot that lives near you then cuz they said it was from their home town.

>>34394340
theres a chance I probably know him since the town isn't that big.

>>34394381
Well you know the drill. Go find him and be bros and become non-robots and support each other.

I like Oscar, and the only reason why his presence upsets people on this board so much is because /r9k/ is full of women and cucks.
He might be a pathetic faggot, but he's still putting roasties in their place, which is based as fuck. If we all treated women like Oscar does, they'd actually realize how disposable they are and lower their fucking standards.

>>34394675
He enjoys worshiping girls and wants to be sexually dominated lmao. hardly putting anyone in their place, he wants put in his.

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>>34394675
>preying on unstable girls is a good thing
I bet you would get upset if some woman was preying on unstable guys you double nigger.

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>>34394675
>cant get pu$$y
>admires beta ass nearly 27 y/o neet

ok m8

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>>34393969

>to see the day of light

>>34394806
>implying unstable women aren't sluts too
>>34394862
Whoever makes women unhappy is based as fuck. Only a complete cuck would deny this.

>>34394958
>unstable girls are fucking unstable
What part of unstable do you not understand anon?

>>34395035
Which part of "sluts should be treated like sluts" did you not understand? I don't give a fuck if they're unstable or not, they're all the same.

This thread only reminds me that I'm alone. There is nothing worse than being reminded of this fate.

>>34395084
>he thinks all women are the same
There is a women hate thread for you anon.
>inb4 you call me a cuck, nu-male, and a white knight

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>>34394806
>I bet you would get upset if some woman was preying on unstable guys
Not if we got to fuck them

>tfw unstable guy
>tfw will never meet unstable girl and end the normies

>>34393512
That's what my hair looks like after washing it lad

>>34394675
nigga legit likes fingering his ass and sticking eggs up it you homo

>>34395155
You're right, they're not all the same. Some are moderately slutty, some are very slutty, and some are turbo slutty. At the end of the day, though, they're all sluts.
Unstable sluts are the worst, however. I mean, failing life on easy mode, how sad is that?
Nu-male cuck.

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>>34395173
Laddie you need to go full hitler-youth haircut. You got the face for atleast something similar to it.

When your hair is wet, comb it to the side and stick hairgel in it to make it stick. Instant Aryan Chadmode

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>>34395282
>he called his mother a slut

>>34395313
>>he called his mother a slut
Yes, so?

>>34395351
>calling his own mother a slut
I hope you never date anyone anon. You sound like a shitty person.

>>34392995
why do u only have one pair of undies does ur mum not know how to use a washing machine