What is your worst dating experience? >20 year old beta >KHHV

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2017-01-24 11:00:24 Post No.
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:00:24 Post No. [Report]

What is your worst dating experience?

>20 year old beta
>KHHV
>Decide that its time to fix this shit
>get a new phone and download Tinder
>literally just swipe for days with no response
>Third day, get a match
>Holy shit she's hot as hell
>We start talking
>After about a week she says she's ready to meet up
>She's leagues above me in every way, accept the fact that I need to take drastic measures
>Buy new suit and shoes to match
>Buy chocolates, flowers, the works
>Buy Asian insoles to hide my virginity walk
>The insoles come with a piece of cardboard that looks like it fits between your thighs
>Not sure, but fuck it, I stick it in my undies
>night of the date
>it actually goes really well
>Cant believe how fucking lucky I am
>We get back to my place
>She starts getting hot and bothered
>We head to the bed
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:04:11 Post No.34391139
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:04:11 Post No.34391139 [Report]

>>34391058
>She pulls down my undies
>oh shit
>She starts rubbing the cardboard
>"what the fuck?"
>Don't want to admit that I'm a virgin
>"yeah, my penis has been really sore lately."
>"Its been getting rashes and open sores."
>She's disgusted, but I don't want to admit my virginity
>Keep going
>"Yep, they just keep weeping, the cardboard stops them from rubbing against my undies
>mfw I actually unironically say undies
>She gets up and quickly leaves
>mfw still a virgin
>mfw I realize the cardboard was just part of the insole packaging

Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:16:00 Post No.34391368
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:16:00 Post No.34391368 [Report]

this is is an original bump

Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:23:46 Post No.34391542
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>>34391058
I feel fucking sorry man...

I still lol'd

Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:27:38 Post No.34391611
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:27:38 Post No.34391611 [Report]

I dated a retarded girl for 4 years. I didn't go out in public very often with her but it was nice getting those monthly cheques from the government.

I got her addicted to weed also lol.

Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:31:56 Post No.34391691
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:31:56 Post No.34391691 [Report]

>>34391611
>retarded girl
Why 4 years? story?

Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:34:35 Post No.34391749
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Anonymous 2017-01-24 11:34:35 Post No.34391749 [Report]

>>34391611
>tfw addicted to weed
How did this even happen bros? They said it wasnt addictive...

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