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ITT: weird shit you do on a regular basis
>order to go from a restaurant then eat it in my car
>wipe back to front and also wide just in case
>appreciate a good boner in the shower but don't jerk it
>consider suicide twice a day haha
>see how short i can get the ending beep on the microwave and it still make noise
>piss in random places and thank the benis lord
>see how far i can drift my car
>don't organize my socks and just wear two random ones at any given time
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>>34390509
>don't organize my socks and just wear two random ones at any given time
Are you a woman or something? I couldn't ever do that it's not kosher
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>>34390563
I cant stand if my socks are mismatched, probably the autism though
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>Squat on the toilet seat
>Walk about the bathroom, look in the mirror and talk to myself while wiping my arse
>Hold my foreskin shut while pissing so it balloons up before letting go
>When waking up and going to sleep I imagine I'm a giant machine full of tiny crewmen shouting orders to each other to make me sleep, get out of bed etc.
The fucking state of me.
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>>34390661
>ballooning your foreskin
my man
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>>34390509
>Drink way too much coffee almost always black.
>Always have a drink like water or coffee with me when I poo.
>Always drink out of the same cups for months.
>Put everything back where I originally put it.
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