>You will never wake up by a girl who's name you

How amazing must your life to be to have to conjure up something this stupid just so you have something to get upset about?

>you will never have sex with a model

>>34388947
>you will never have sex

ftfy

But i did. Afterwards i learned it was my birth.

>>34389167
ba dum tss

originally, I might add

>>34388947
>>34388829
ive done both of these and the novelty wears off pretty fast

>>34388829
>smoking
>tattoos
>messy hair
>skimpy clothing
>overused makeup
>slightly T H I C C
ah the perfect degenerate. i wish we had robowaifus so i could buy one just like this.

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>>34389167
Legitimate chuckle.

Use that wit on the ladies and you'll be knee-deep in klunge in no time.

>>34388829
>girls like this will never be my gf
I just want a woman I find attractive to think I'm attractive

>>34390556
She'll think you're attractive when you stop behaving like a beta.

I... I still have hope... I still... have hope...

>>34388890
>>34388947
>>34389622
fuck off normalshits nobody cares.

>>34390479
by the way heres the sauce guys https://www.instagram.com/tigerlily.taylor/
>>34390556
>>34388947