>Mom walks in "Hey anon, I need to use your computer's

Just let her use internet explorer or another browser you never use. That way there is no history, bookmarks etc. that could embarrass you.
Problem solved.

I'm fine, I have a 6" phone that's perfect for watching porn and asmr videos on at night.

tab 1 decapitation video
tab 2 east atlanta santa 2 playing
tab 3 bitches being throatfucked
tab 4 facebook, hitting on every girl in my friends list + arguing with the club promoter about switching my time
tab 5 real madrid wiki page

>>34385963
I always lock my door, when my door isn't locked I still have time since the door is closed, my room is big, and my monitor is normally rotated in a way that she can't see it in time, so I have time to close the pages I'm browsing, also I usually don't save pcitures except for stuff that I psot in 4chan which I usually delete shortly after I posted it (though i study in anothe city so normally I don't even have to do that)

Windows Key + L
Click Switch User
Click Guest account (if you live with mommy you'll need this)
Say "All yours, let me know when you're done. I'm gonna put on the kettle. Want some tea?"
??????????
Profit

Or get a job and move out. That's what I did, and I like that method way better.

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>Start
>Switch user
>Guest

>>34386152
>inb4 on NEET board

>>34385963
>"yup, just look away for one second, I need to put in a password"

>>34386737
>he doesn't tell his own mother his passwords

anon what if there was an emergency, how would she get into your computer?

>>34385963

>switch to my install of fedora that has nothing on it
>or change users in Windows

>>34386116
>tab 4 facebook, hitting on every girl in my friends list + arguing with the club promoter about switching my time
Everything about this sentence is cringe-worthy. You are truly an utter faggot of the highest order.

Fine because I'm not a degenerate.