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>Be Mummy's 24 year old bouncy happy healthy 350lb baby boy
>In the middle of my 5pm post-breakfast MLPforums and /trash/ browsing session on my 2009 Lenovo Thinkpad T420 running FreeBSD (fuck those Linux plebs)
>hear a knock on my door
>it's Mummy
>"God fucking damn me and slutty Princess Luna don't have time for your normie shenanigans you ungrateful sow!!!"
>She interrupts me mid-REEEE! and says my normie sister has come home from college for Christmas and she brought me a present
>"Fine! I shall take her gift as compensation for your heinous act of interrupting my browsing session!"
>Pull my healthy, 350 pound /fit/ as fuck body out of my racecar bed and waddle down the stairs
>Fucking normalshit basic bitch roastie sister is in the living room holding a wrapped present with my name on it
>"Hey anon! I can't believe it's been 3 years since..."
>"MY NAME IS SHADOWCLOUD! My ponysona is me and I am my pony OC!!"
>"S-sorry, Shadowcloud. I thought you might like this. I earned a little extra cash from my job at Starbucks and I thought I's use it to help you out a little bit"
>typicalroastie.jpeg
>Snatch the present out of her probably cum-drenched whore hands
>Tear into it with the force of a thousand Narutos
>areyoukiddingme.webm
>It's a MacBook
>A FUCKING MACBOOK
>"W-well I thought you could use a new laptop s-since yours is kinda old..."
>THIS. BITCH. HAS. CROSSED. THE. LINE.
>"How dare you insult Shadowcloud's presence by offering him this pleb-tier technological trash!"
>Mummy tries in vain to contain my unstoppable rage
>"Anon! How dare you treat your sister like this! She cares about you and this is how you repay her!?"
>Bitch, you just poured gasoline on a raging, eternal fire
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with the force of a thousand Thuu'ms (not that I'd ever play a normieshit game like Skyrim)
>Throw the MacBook onto the floor and bodyslam it with 100% pure muscled buttocks
>"APPLE IS SHIT SO THIS IS A FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR GRAVE MISDEEDS, ROASTIE!"
End pt 1
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>>34385930
pt2
>Clench my gut and let out a triumphant fart followed by a stream of poopoo so hard it rips through the buttflap on my Barney onesie
>Continue REEEEEEEing the entire time while I'm emptying my cavernous bowels
>Mummy tries to pull me off the box
>Throw a fistful of poopoo at her
>Sister screams and runs to her car
>fuckingnormiesandtheircarfaggotry.webm
>Fling poo at her but miss and hit the Christmas tree instead
>Get up and let out a triumphant roar as I jump one the PlebBook with all my might one last time to finish off the Apple-made abomination.
>Retreat back to my lair and drink a 2 liter of Mr.Pibb in a victory toast with my beloved equine waifu Luna
>Mummy comes up sobbing 2 hours later and changes me out of my poopy clothes and serves me a megatray of Tyson tendies (5lbs worth) and another 2 liter of Pibb to wash it down
And to think that fucking bitch had the gall to say that I was the one who ruined Christmas.
At least I'm never going to see my roastie whore of a sister again because Mummy told me she got something called a restraining order. Fuck that bitch. I hope she dies choking on Chad's cock while my peepee remains purely for Ponies.
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You sure showed them. GG m8
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>>34385930
Jesus fucking christ, are you five years old or what?
Grow the hell up!
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>>34385930
>>34385944
Fucking cunts. You don't deserve that roastie family man. Respect.
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Nice shitpost but the T420 was made in 2011.
t. /g/ tard
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>>34385944
lol, the mom seizes the opportunity to clean OPs room while he spends a few hours on the shitter.
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>>34385930
>>34385944
Top kek you showed those fucking normie roasties, dude!!!
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Your sister was probably planning to cuck you with a refugee once you bought into the Apple lifestyle
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>>34385930
>unironically using cheap plastic Chenovo StinkPad.
kys
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>>34386006
>>34386037
Found the normies
Original comment is original
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>>34385930
Well done Shadowcloud, that will teach them for sure this time.
May the power of kek be with you forever brother.
We cannot let the normies win.
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>>34385944
I'm glad you BTFO those normies anon. I'm very proud of you and I'd share some tendies with you if I could
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>tfw you realise you're talking to OP's mom mentally handicapped son.
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Normies and roasties and succubi oh my
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>>34385944
>megatray of Tyson tendies (5lbs worth)
How many bags is that?
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>>34385930
The T420 was released in late 2011. Nice try retard.
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>>34386353
Two, assuming the mom buys the 2&1/2 pound bags, which I'm sure she stockpiles in a deep freezer for her...burden.
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>>34386228
mfw when pic reminds me that people like OP actually exist..
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>>34385930
>>34385944
What model Macbook are we talking about here?
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wow you showed them op, maybe they will think next time before they interrupt your wank sesh.
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>>34385930
>I earned a little extra cash from my job at Starbucks
Literally the most unbelievable part of this story
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>>34385930
>(not that I'd ever play a normieshit game like Skyrim)
No shit, that fucking toy of yours couldn't run it
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>>34387561
Her Chad bf is probably a sugar daddy so she can spare it
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>Princess Luna don't have time for your normie shenanigans you ungrateful sow
good taste
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>>34387605
Fucking weak copypasta m9 I saw this two weeks ago KYS my friendirino
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>>34386533
Can't find his channel now but there is this one guy on youtube who is about mid 20's and lives in a shed in his parents garden, its complete with baby furnishings and a crib which he sleeps in. He also wears diapers to bed and has a bottle of milk.
The most creepy thing about it to me is he posts on an electronics design forum I frequent.
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>>34385930
what the fuck nigger you could have totally just unistalled Mac OS and just put any version of Linux and windows on it ? just use it as new hardware ?
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>>34387747
It's still a filthy Apple product.
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My sister legitimately tried to get me a macbook for my birthday present the year I left home. I made that bitch buy me a T420 though.
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Macs are the most normie of computersI have one[/spoilerWork gave it to me:^)
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>>34387963
just scratch off the apple logo or get a sticker just use it as junk parts so that you can build something better.
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>>34385930
>>34385944
wtf? You people need professional help.
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>>34388267
FUCK OFF U STUPlD NORMAL SHlT
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>>34388638
How old are you and how long have you been here?
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>>34388919
Hes about 13 and has been here for less than a week
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>>34385930
Did you go to college too, OP?
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>>34385930
>>>34388919
welp I think someone here is a mod cuz my b8 post got fuckin deleted. I hope you shit your pants at the worst possible moment my friend
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>>34390979
>I hope you shit your pants at the worst possible moment my friend
Did you not read the second post? He most certainly did.
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