>live in a society obsessed with football >say you don't

your fault for being a non-white third-worlder

File: [turkey in the straw plays].gif (495KB, 500x283px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 500x283px

>>34383989
just pick a team already you social outcast
>tfw ninersfag

>what do you watch then? Rugby? Golf?

No you dumb normie cunt. Spectator sports are for retards.

>>34383989
>Look up random kids I used to be friends with
>One of them got super tall
>Started his own semipro team
>0-8 record
LoL get fucked normie. Wish I had a Facebook account so I could really dig into people's histories.

>>34384004
This doesn't make sense. Niggers are so obsessed with football it's the only temporary way of stopping them from committing crimes.

>>34384019
I watch esports, the future of sports. 50 years from now it'll be the only sports anyone cares about. Esports are going to make the explosion of popularity in mixed martial arts look like nothing by comparison.

>>34384324
why watch someone play a video game? Fuck you.

I don't watch any nigger sports. No football, no baseball, no basketball, no soccer.

>>34384338

Why watch someone run around a field?

>>34384338
Why watch someone play football, baseball, soccer, why watch someone fight someone? It's a spectacle, an interesting and skillful competition. With guns and fire and explosions.

Go check out the eleague major live on twitch. It's fun stuff.

File: 1480592407230.png (56KB, 974x715px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 974x715px

>>34384324
>esports fags thinking they're any better than normie sports fags
you fucks are even worse

Maybe the people who follow football are the true autists. Some people get really into it, to the point of keeping track of statistics, travelling to games, etc

>>34384430
If you think it's bad now just wait. Kids born today will be bullied by esports Chads for being too poor to afford a gaming PC, or for liking fag shit like soccer.

>>34384431
>travelling 100+miles to watch the same thing you could have watched at home, except
>large crowd of drunk assholes
>could rain/be cold
>worse view of the game
>expensive drink/food

sports and esports are both cancer and the time is better spent literally doing anything else.

File: 3DF17F92-CA11-4FDB-B9CD-AA1B535EE51F-800-000000833E0CF396_tmp.jpg (124KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 800x600px

>>34384324
>50 years from now
>Nuclear holocaust has destroyed most signs of NORMIE civilization
>Be me
>Be retired esport "athlete"
>hanging out in my man cave
>E Bowl III poster hanging on the wall
>playing some CS:Universal Offensive
>There's a knock at my cellar door
>I peep out the side window
>It's a gang of vagabonds
>Probably going to ask for food
>"Heh...This should be fun"
>Walk up stairs
>"M-m-m-may we please have some food sir?"
>I see one roastie spy my locked fridge in the corner
>Know she realizes it's filled with years worth of frozen tendies
>Know there's no way the hungry Normans will leave now that they can smell food
>using an esport's athletic move I contort my upper body to fly through the air
>Midair I unsheathed my katanas and land behind the group
>slice them into a million pieces with my esports reflexes
>with a thud their dismembered carcasses hit the floor
>"Heh heh..."

>>34383989
I live on a country who's whole identity is football. And the worst part is that our golden age in that sport was almost 90 years ago.
Belive me, it could be worse

>>34384844
Scotland?
Bloxoroxo

File: 14234436457.jpg (54KB, 500x460px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 500x460px

>>34383989
>live in society obsessed with football (soccer)
>niggers go on a destroying rampage when their team loses

sports were a mistake

>>34384864
I wish...
Uruguay

>>34383989
>live in a society obsessed with homosexuality
>say you don't care about gays or don't want to be gay
>instantly a social outcast

>>34385007
w-where's this anon

File: sas.png (813KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

813KB, 1024x576px

>>34384639
>implying i don't own a Petman Home-Defense Droid equipped with 7.62 rifle, remotely controlled from my safe room capable of performing various actions such as shooting, reloading, running, jumping, crouching, he can even lean over without falling now ever since the 1.8 patch!

>>34385029
Any liberal western country, bro.