You know,i bet if you actualy read the bible(not pretend read

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The irony here is that a Christian is looking at all these vile images. You're going to hell if you don't go back to /Christian/!

I read up until the genealogy part but then I got bored and stopped. Specifically which part should I read to be happy?

>>34383972
>implying i cant just hide all the bad images with a simple click of a button

>>34383984
Just read All of it. It will help.

I don't know why going to an empty building would make me happier. I could just stay at home and get the same experience.

>>34384015
But it isn't empty. It is you,your thoughts and the lord. Thats all you need.

>>34384036
My lord Satan is also present in my home.

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>>34383919
You said 'Hell', I'm telling Jesus.

>>34384071
Well,if that is what makes you happy then let it make you happy.

Story time;
>head was in a bad place
>desperation.jpg
>pick up bible start reading every night before bed
>bipolar mania kicks in to overdrive
>doctor puts me on zoloft
>zoloft aggravates symptoms of mania resulting in psychosis
>bible starts talking to me directly
>messages are mostly terrifying
>keep reading despite losing my shit
>almost get sectioned
>aint ever gonna read that shit again nigga

>>34384085
You said 'Jesus', I'm telling Jesus.

>>34383919
I prefer reading a manga desu

>>34384085
I am jesus.

>>34384094
I will take "reasons you shouldn't take drugs" for 1000 alex.

>>34384120
But that just takes you out of reality and makes you not a welcoming servant to society. Don't you want to be normal like all the happy people?

>>34384141
>implying the bible wouldn't take me out of reality

Servant? fuck off, I want to rule

>>34384182
Me and you both know that'd never happen. Don't kid yourself into thinking you are more than a worker ant.

>>34384207
that's why I'm a lazy and bad worker ant. I don't want to be a "good servant" for the well-being of Stacy queen and Chad warriors

>>34384242
What a waste. But i guess thats just you going with the flow of social hierarchies so i shouldn't be too disappointed.

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>2000year old book is supposed to be relatable
its almost unreadable
none of the storys apply to me or my situation
completely pointless my dude

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>>34383919
Reading the Bible made be hate "God". It acts like an unsecure little weak bitch. I became an agnostic athiest.

>>34384296
The book is considered timeless. What other book has lasted as long? Aside from other religious books.

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>>34384341
DUDE ok timeless? I went to a Christian school and there were books they literally didn't want us to read. Did you ever read the shirt in the books of Samuel or God's insecurity in Corinthians?

>>34384341
Politics from Aristotle

>>34384397
Ok but how many peope actualy act on those writing,rather than just quote them hoping they are considered "smart" and "moral"?

>>34384389
No,but i will when i get the chance.

>>34384341
How about Genesis? Just read the kjv of Genesis and realized how animalistic god acts.

>>34384389
I read the shirt in the books of Samuel. It says "Stussy"

>>34384447
you can say that Politics is the basis of Western political science, so I believe lots of people act on those writings, even if they don't know.

>>34384470
How do you like the story? Do you think God was short sighted in the appointment of King David? Do you think genocide was justified in Exedous? How about when god want the Philistines to overtake Saul's kingdom WHEN HE JUST FUCKING MADE HIM KING; then he says fuck Saul and here comes David when "GOD" chosen of chosen David Straight off.

Don't let me even mention the fucking story of Kings and how God brought the Assyrians into their homeland.

Please the old testament is filled with hate, insecurity, sexual depravity, stupidity, and genocide on God's part yet we call him all good. Kiss my ass and realize it's a crock of shit.

Well,i got enough (you)s. See ya.

See ya, post #34384650

>>34383919
Doubt it since I'm not a complete fucking retard

>>34384339
>agnostic atheist
Here's your (You) dummy

>>34384389
Song of Solomon is pretty great. It's like James Joyce wrote a love letter

>>34383919
I bet it wouldn't since I'm not a literal fucking retard

>>34383919
Probably not sering as I'm not literally retarded