/WBHI/ Would Hold Be Hot If Thread - New Idea For R9K, First

>tfw would be hot if I wasn't ugly

>>34378944
Would be hot if lost 20 Ib

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>>34378944
>Tfw i would be hot if i wasn't a scrawny ultra manlet

I'd be hot if I didn't constantly forget to eat

>>34378944
Has nothing to do with you being ugly rght?

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>>34378970
>Ayo gimme a twenna' befo I pop a cappa in yo butticks, buttiboi!

there. you lost 20 pounds.

Would be hot if my eye spacing wasn't so bad.

>clear skin
>a little bit of muscle
>a healthy mind that doesn't crave the sweet embrace of nothing
Then I'd be pretty top tier.

I'm fat
pretty much just that, it keeps me from socializing, making eye contact, talking to girls, going outside. I guess I have a complex. I gained almost 70 pounds in 3 years (I carry it pretty well) but I was very athletic before. The worst part is all the fat went to my chin, manboobs, fupa, and ass. I also have very fat legs.
if I lost it I could easily be a chad, but I can't stop eating, I just had a hotpocket with a slice of cheese melted on it with a hunk of ham, ruining my diet that lasted for a few days.

if I had good skin and not acne. didn't have a monotone voice.

>tfw only 3 inches is keeping me from becoming a real Chad

Fucking sucks, to be honest.

>>34379352
dick or height?

>>34379385
B-both.

>>34378970
Dont fall for this meme. I lost 30 fuckin' lbs from eating less and exercising.

Im skinny and still ugly.

>if not balding

death sentence, senpai

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>>34378944
Hmmm

I would be hot if I had clear ski-

Oh wait, I do

I would definitely be hot if I worked out and was muscu-

Oh shit, I actually am.

Well, I guess I would be hot if I was a little over 6'3- oh, shit, I have that covered too.

Jeez, now that I think about it, I'm already hot. Wow! Feels good man

>>34378944
>tfw would be hot if I didn't have an asymetrical face, weak jaw, overbite, monobrow, busted nose, pectus excavatum and a microdick

Beyond saving desu

>>34378944
I'd be hot if I
>wasn't fat
>had better skin
>was taller than 5'5"
>didn't get my braces removed too early
Are you happy now, OP, is this what you wanted?

Wired glasses frames.

After so long, I realized how ugly those type of glasses are. I have to change them ASAP

MY FACE IS SO UGLY I LOOK LIKE THE UNCANNY VALLEY

And idk what to do with my poofy soft hair so it's long and shaggy and floats around.

>>34378944
>would be hot if I had a symmetrical face, didn't have a huge head, had abterr shoulder/ hip ratio, was generally better proportioned, had wider set eyes,.........

>tfw would be hot if had a new face, a new head to put it on and a new body to match

>>34378944
I'd be a full-blown normie if I didn't have crippling anxiety.

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would be hot IF:
>wasn't 5'7
>wasn't scrawny
>didn't have eczema
>didn't have an unsolvable blackhead problem on my nose
>had whiter teeth
>didn't have a piggy-looking nose
>had a strong jaw
>didn't have a feminine, oval-shaped face
>didn't speak in strange patterns

but I should just be myself right? ;)

>>34378944
Start accutane. It's an actual cure for acne. It's that simple.

would be hot if i had social skills and was 2 inches taller

>>34378944
>tfw would be hot if i wasn't socially retarded

>>34381360
>didn't have eczema
i know that feel bro.
i am confident enough with my body, and my face is clear of blemishes and boils.
But the skin on my arms, shoulders, sides, back, legs, neck and ass are all covered in dry scaly patches.
My hands are wrinkled and dry to shit. they crack open and bleed all the time.
i look mangy as fuck, like i have some kind of infectious disease.

>>34379880
You're an ugly lanklet. Nobody above 6'3" can look good. Stay mad, virgin.

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IWBH if i wasn't a NEET

>>34378944
Would be hot if I
>Took better care of skin; got rid of acne
>Exercised more, gained muscle/lost body fat (weight is fine)
>Got a job/went to college, or really anything that involves doing some act of productivity with other people
Too bad I can get by without any of that, unless not doing it is life-threatening, I don't bother. It's like "you couldn't do that to save your life" except that's literally the only way I would.

>5'8
>scrawny
>sparse acne and backne
>autismo

>>34378944

>Immigrant
>Pretty right wing area
>poor
>don't have a phone so can't use tinder

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>>34378944
I would be hot if everything didn't felt so distant and pointless.
Really, my robots, how do I keep going in doing something I don't like for the rest of my life. Morning after morning, just to survive?
It just seems a so empity thing.
I would be hot if I was able to fall in love. I have no reason to become a chad. Is an hard work, and the reward that the chad life has aren't interesting.

Also, I should work out a little more.

>>34378944
Would be hot if
>No big nose
>Bit less fat for height (6' tall, 180 pounds, overweight)
>Two years worth of brackets
>Could actually small talk successfully with strangers

At least I have 8" dick and stable bf

>>34378944
>NEET
>5'8

>>34378944
I have a big nose and need glasses. I need more money to change that.

I'd be hot if I lost 30 lb.

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>>34378944
I would be hot if I had confidence and charisma
Even weird looking fucks can be Chads with the right attitude

Looking like a model is irrelevant to women.

If you're an average looking western man that only thing affecting a woman's lust for you is height, money, and status.

No woman is going to date a 5'7 model-tier man with a dead end job.