>Wow Chad, boxing sounds like an exhilarating sport. Okay,

Commenting on a Mongolian robotics club forum.

>"I like drawing"
>Chads don't care
>girls think i'm cultured and sophisticated, instant wet panties
>in reality i just draw furry porn

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>>34374825
I just lie and say playing my violin

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swans
*flexes muscles*

>>34374825
Sleeping and lying in bed daydreaming. It allows me to escape this world for a bit.

tfw its taken over my life and i would rather be in my own mind then doing anything else

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Well teach, my hobby is posting on a Nigerian basket cutting forum about how the BBC meme is causing white genocide. That's why I like ladybois from Cambodia

Scuba diving originally

>>34374825
I personally enjoying consuming hentai. I would consider myself somewhat of a hentai connoisseur.

I like to masturbate 3 times a day.

>>34374985
Try cooking (can daydream whilst doing it)

masturbating to drawings of little girls

>>34374825

> I like "music"
> my favorite band is "the Beatles"
> I play "the drums"

actually I like to program things and think about math but I'd never say that

>>34374912

whenever someone says they like drawing I instantly assume they are a weeaboo deviant art faggot and avoid them

>>34374825
learning the obscure rune drawings of an extremely xenophobic and remote volcano island peoples for no clearly discernible reason

>>34374985
welcome to maldaptive daydreaming

>>34374912
Pussy activity

>>34374825
If you didn't learn comedy to bypass this then you are a retard

>my favorite hobby is weightlifting
>my favorite hobby is horseback riding
>my favorite hobby is studying for my classes
>my favorite hobby is bodybuilding

Any of these could work, if you say it with a cheeky flat affect that lets every one of your classmates know that you think this type of posturing is retarded (because it is; talking about your favorite hobby in front of the class? How fuckin vapid can you get)

I always answered this question in exactly this way and always got the whole class laughing

>>34375096
There are worse things

>>34374985
How can you manually daydream? It would be useful for certain wageslave jobs. Please respond

>>34374825
>a-a-...I l-like v-v-v-video *voice cracks* g-games *coughs really fucking loud*.....

>>34374912
TEACH ME HOW TO DRAW, /IC/ IS TOO SMART

or whatever you'd like

>>34375143
Have an imagination, can't teach if you don't already know

>>34375079
which one anondddgg

taking night drives up on the local touge and drifting into the abyss.

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>>34374825
I like to study how social interactions work because you normies make talking to one another really complicated

I also cook sometimes

>>34375149

> scratches head
> stretches arms

>>34374985
Try writing, get those daydreams on paper.
>>34375075
Fair enough.
>>34375153
Just do it a lot. Practice drawing from life and capturing images in your head on paper at first. I'm not particularly great yet, but it's a long term process.

>>34375321
are there any books you could please recommend to me mister anon?

>>34374931
Fuck you, I wish I had the chance to learn the violin

>>34375321
>writing
I barely passed english and anything that i create is too flawed for me to consider even trying. Also nobody wants to read this shit. Its basically cringe thread fanfic tier shit.

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>>34375079
Nice meme. I can only imagine you mean Japan. Alot of people think it's horribly xenophobic

>>34375355
Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain by Betty Edwards got me started. Also, you'll never get good if you already think you're good. The fags on deviantArt spend years drawing the same shit over and over because they can't critique themselves, and no one ever does it for them on the hellsite.
>mister anon
Don't be a fag.
>>34375415
Hobbies are a practice, they take investment. Get to work.

>Only trains boxing

Chad is a fucking pussy teach, I practice the fine art of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu along with boxing and kickboxing respectively.

boxing also, along with muay thai and submission grappling, otherwise known as MMA

>>34375484
Alright thanks, thought I had to use the fake trap disguise.

Any books you can recommend to me when I eventually complete that? Or should I just eventually post my work on /ic/ and learn from critique?

>>34375531

Me and you anon, we can rub our beta sweat together as we spar

>"I write poetry"
>"I also play guitar and piano"
>"I also have an interest in the visual arts and know a few painters"

>>34375617

It's obvious you are am autistic homosexual who enjoys making diaper fetish spongebob rule 34

>>34375526
>>34375531

Look, it's "that faggot":

the class Joe Rogan wannabe

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>>34375722
t. pic

>>34375542
I've never posted on /ic/ except for when i needed meta help. I suppose that's a good place for criticism though. Just try to draw daily. Reading a book alone won't make you good at shit, just keep drawing until it becomes almost second-nature.

I argue against child porn laws on the internet

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>proceed to the front of the room in silence
>turn and face the crowd
>stand there examining the students with my deep gaze
>pause and look at my crush
>"I drive. "
>room remains silent
>crush gives me a confused look
>start walking towards my seat
>"anon your speech has to be at least 5 minutes long"
>wasn't expecting anyone to talk as I was walking
>turn to face the teacher mid walk
>about to say something when my foot gets caught on leg of a desk
>trip and fall into someone
>class starts laughing
>turn to face the person I fell on
>it's my crush
>realise my hand is on her titty
>she's giving me a look of horror
>"s-sorry I was-'
>"Get off me weirdo"
>class laughing harder now
>"s-shutup!
>laughing even harder
>"anon sit down you've done enough for today" the teacher says in a smug tone
>class erupts into a roar of laughter
>sit-down and pray the autism will go away

why the fuck are we doing a speech about our hobbies are we in kindergarten?

>>34374825
watching sports, playing dat madden bro XD

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>>34374825
>Not saying "I like to draw"

It's the perfect response.
It reveals absolutely nothing about my personal life. There are no "SICK DRAWING STORIES" to tell.

>>34375471
>Alot of people think it's horribly xenophobic
especially towards blacks

>>34375895
>can you draw us something?

>>34375096
I really miss maladaptive daydreaming from my senior year of highschool.

I would look at some guy, and I would make fun of him so heavily that I would smile in my mind. I'd see stupid spikey hair or a macho attitude and I'd blow it out of proportion in my brain. I would look like a dumb-ass in reality, but it was worth it. I had so many smiles day in and day out to the point of people designating me a creep.

>>34375930
>Implying they ask you to

I've yet to have this happen.

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>>34374825
>My favorite hobby is organizing events for..
>try really hard not to laugh
>..feminists
>start giggling
>to spread the word about women's struggles in modern lifAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34375484
Also they have 0 understanding of fundies, be sure to learn the fundamentals or you won't get anywhere

ladies and gentlemen, my hobbies consist of making retarded doodles in my notebook. I have no prospects or useful talents, even if I seriously pursued art, the field is way too saturated to really stand out thanks to the internet, which brings us to my next hobby; watching porn.

Some of you are internally sneering at me right now for being a contemporary loser, but I am about as satisfied with my life as most of you smiley fucks will come to be. Your life will be an assortment of time stamps, pay stubs, debt, mortgage, screaming kids, failing marriages, hackneyed inspirational memes on Facebook, all in the misguided pursuit of a legacy that will expire not long after you eventually do. I repeat, your legacy will expire. Even if you invent something important, people will keep upgrading it until your name is crowded out. Why is it so important to be remembered, and why bother trying to be?

pseudo intellectual, out!

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>mfw middleweight boxing is my hobby and my job

I enrolled for some IT classes recently, that one always got me looks ranging from "huh" to total admiration, mostly from the female teachers and younger guys

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>I-I like to tell people to kill themselves anonymously

>I like to sleep, dream about sleeping when I'm asleep and plan my bedtime when I'm awake

>tfw you do Boxing
Yay I'm a chad!

Why am I still virgin though?

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>>34374825
"Kenpo"
>teleport behind Chad and hit him with 12 animal Kung Fu forms, finishing him off with a Camel Clutch and turning him into ramen for the class to eat

I-I am a k-k-kickboxer. Does that make m-me a Chad?

>>34374825

>judo
>we grab boxers, throw them on their head and break their arms

ive been selling crack since like the 5th grade

I like buying small animals and shoving them into my rectum then shitting out their corpse

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>>34374825
i used to play a ton of video games now not so much. ive gotten into cooking and reading recently, still looking for new hobbies though.
for sports i absolutely love basketball.

Cycling is a hobby, right?

>>34374825
Magic! Specifically card tricks, I love learning new ones and seeing people's faces light up with excitement when they think I've actually pulled some real magic off.

>>34374825
Smoking crack and fuckig hood rat hookers.

I like to ski!

"ohh bu buhh bubb it dont snow here!"

Oh yeah well go fuckyourself!

>>34375299
Fuck you

Orginalo

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I like shitposting as a leaf on /pol/
And I also like eating mummy's tendies with spicy bbq sauce that I stole from burger king because I ran out of sweet and sour sauce. Oh and I like anime but not shit normie anime like aot or sao I like REAL anime like boku no pico and monster musume. I also spend time taking creep shots of my 8 year old nieces feet and post it on /b/