ITT: /r9k/ in 100 BCE Fucking Ug Thunderclub always take girl

>>34368299
100 BC was thousands of years into civilization, if you want to be a caveman try about 10,000 BC

>>34368299

100 BC was the height of the Roman Empire you twit

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>>34368346
>me neanderthal
>live in peace with land
>suddenly land get warmer
>dark skin cro-magnons immigrate to me lands
>they stupid, they weak, but they have many warrior and they aggressive and evil while neanderthal peace loving and intelligent

what we do to stop this?

>>34368392
>Be me
>Be caveman living in Roman times

>>34368509
Pretty much the Gauls.

>>34368299
>100 BC
>caveman

Fucking kill yourself you god damn pathetic idiot. Jesus fucking Christ thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard in fucking months.

In 100BC they literally had culture, arts, laws, advanced architecture, catapults, astronomy, math, horse-wagons, all kinds of fancy shit.

I hope you fucking die in your sleep, I really fucking do.

>>34368299
berrypicker as fuck
ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT

>>34368739
>>34368509
>>34368392
>>34368346

Go back to cave reddit, we have serious discussion here in 100 BC.

>>34368299
>be me, the last caveman
>have to hide out from Titus Thunderpilum to avoid being put on the cross
>ignore attempts by local normies to try get me to become civilised
>spend my days fapping to ancient cave art of mountain women
>fucking sluts these days

>>34368836
Like what? How the Romans are fucking dicks and need to stop raping our women? Those women are supposed to be raped by us, gods dammit!

>>34368299
>tfw tribesman found the jizzrock

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uga buga mutha fucka

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>>34368392
>tfw mother fovnd the piss amphorae

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>be caveman 100BC
>go outside
>see this

What do?

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/fit/ here

shiggy diggy

>>34368392
>be me
>live in roman empire
>basically a cave man
>almost never leave my cave
>want to get a wife but don't know any women and don't have a sister
>spend most days drawing what I imagine naked women look like on cave walls
>go out sometimes
>romans make fun of me for my cave clothes
>try to talk to woman
>roman gets in my way
>fucking romans are always taking all the women

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Throw the NEETs into the arena to fight lions while the wagecucks watch from the stands
>NEETs wipe out in one lunge from the lion
>wagies rejoice

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avast ye mateys, yargh

>>34368442
>mfw the Neanderthals were in fact smarter and stronger

>>34369305
if they were so good, how come they got btfo?

fuck white ppl

>>34369360
If whites are so good, how come they btfo right now by immigrants?

>>34369012
originally go back inside

>>34369360
Mostly due to their general low population. They were outbred/assimilated and bred with by H.sapiens sapiens which we belong to. H.sapiens neanderthaliensis is the superior H.sapiens subspecies,tbqh.

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>1745
>dropping the nuclear bomb on Taiwan
>normies BTFO

>>34368392
it was still a republic in 100bc

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>>34368392
>>34368346
Sure, but how would a caveman know that?

Let me explain the out-of-africa migrationS (plural) to you mongoloids
>homonins evolve over millions of years into 2 main forms - parenthropus and homo
Parenthropus were like african neandertals that ate grasses, they died out eventually on their own
>h erectus leaves africa for the first time
>goes to asia, Europe
>evolves into neandertals and denisovians and island midget floresiensis things
>meanwhile in Africa the remaining erectuses evolve into sapiens
>SOME sapiens then leave Africa
>They mate with the forms of erectus that had evolved outside of africa like neandertals, creating whites and gooks
t. anon who took an anthro class

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>>34368299
>be me
>turn 13 and become a legal adult
>my dad keeps pressuring me to join the roman army
>I don't know how to fight
>spent my childhood looking at sculptures of womans asses in the city square
>decide to run away to live with the barbarians
>go deep into the forest late at night
>be careful not to wake father
>take my younger sister with me since she's technically more my property than my dads
>wander through the forest fantasizing about the big breasted Germanic qt I'll take as my wife
>forget to pay attention to where I'm going
>realize I got lost in the forest
>look for sister
>she's not there
>must have gone back while I wasn't looking
>spend years lost in the forest talking to animals and trees
>eventually get back to society
>decide to look for my family
>everyone looks different and is speaking some strange language
>I ask a guy if I'm in Rome
>he tells me this is ottoman territory
>mfw

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>tfw you sell your rockstation to rockstop and they only give 3 pebbles when you paid one bolder for it new

>>34370198
you fucking tard Islam wasn't even a thing until 600 AD
>>34370265
>bolder
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>tfw you remember that every single man on earth was a NEET until that roastie Pandora opened her box
I didn't ask for these feels, Hesiod

WHAT IS HISTORY :::::: THE THREAD

the only thing about Rome Y'all know is Mario and Pepperoni pizza mightve come out of there

Sit the fuck down

>t. Roman

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>>34368299
>be me
>leave cave to make hunt
>go to river and grab on fish
>it slap face
>Stelma Bouncybolders saw and made the laughs

It is not the good feeling cave brothers.

>>34368739
No wonder you're stuck browsing /r9k/ all day.

this thread is funny because northern europeans were basically cavemen to the romans

real civilization thinks white peoples ancestors were goddamn savages and they have the gall (lmao) to imply they created civilization

>>34368392

100 BC was the height of the Roman Republic you twit

>>34372556
it was closer to its darkest days, 100BC was when the Germanians showed up

nice try, everybody knows jesus ushered in gods light and until then there wasn't even language or writing

>>34372588
>Darkest days
>Marian reforms
>Julius Caesar
>Eventual Roman Empire

Mhm yep okay

>>34372824
You don't get it if you think the roman empire is good

>>34372850
Ah, so we should just disregard the Empire's amazing achievements in infrastructure, architecture, government and military technology...because they were the baddies?

>>34372906
we should disregard it because the roman state turned its back on the senate and people of rome

rome is not rome with a king, and that's what Caesar and his heirs made themeselves

>>34372824
Rome is sacked by barbarians before Caesar takes over, it's one of the reasons he manages to accrue power and support.

>>34373583
this is inaccurate

>long before caesar, the gauls sacked Rome and pretty much everything west of the Hellespont
>ever since that day, Romans have had an unrelenting fear and hatred of the the Gallic people
>~100bc reports of a large roving band from Germania 100,000 strong was headed down into southern europe looking to settle
>Two genuine Romans of different social rank were sent to stop them
>They failed because they couldn't work together. The plebeian was the senior consul that year, and plebs don't order patricians around.
>Gaius Marius, a non-Roman who saw a great deal of success under Numidicus is chosen senior consul to command Rome's armies against the Germanians
>Romans, afraid of what the Germanians would do to them voted Gaius Marius consul 5 more years in a row
>it was both against tradition and against the law to stand for consul twice without at least 10 years between terms

It gets way more complicated from here, but what you have to know is that Romans were so afraid of Northern Europeans that they turned their back on the traditions of the past and ~600 years later Romulus Augustalus was expelled from Rome, its last emperor.

>>34373583
>>34373744
as for the sacking of Rome, the Gauls sacked it during the Republican era and the Vandals sacked it during a civil war which became very common during the Imperial era

>>34373583
you know what actually this is accurate, its just so reductionist of an immense span of time that I wanted to explain the events in a little more detail

>>34373744
also its important to mention that the Germanians didn't march on Rome when they defeated the first Consular army, instead they moved into Celtiberian territory in spain.

It's hard to say if they expected more resistance on the way to Urbs Roma or had moralistic reasons for their clemency but the Germanians were remarkably civil when compared to imperial era Germanians

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>>34368739
>In 100BC they literally had catapults
Yeah but did they have trebuchets? I think not.

This is now a trebuchet thread.