*BUUUUURRRRPPP* aaahhh, oh! Good afternoon, my dear wagecuck.

the pizza looks good

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>>34366799

s-stop p-posting! I enjoy working hard!

>>34366799
>Pineapple on pizza
kys

here is the attention you do not receive from your family or peers OP, enjoy!

>>34366799
>white text
You fucked up OP, I ain't reading that

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>>34366799
This meal was absolutely delectable.

>>34367026
Hawaiian Pizza is one of the tastiest pizzas imaginable, no YOU kys

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>>34366799

checking and keking! here's to you, my fellow NEET

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>>34366799

>High pulp

>>34366799
people with jobs can order pizza too faggot.

Damn you anon, now I want pizza but I'm dieting

Welp, off to the gym:
another day
another denial

You drinking that OJ from the bottle, son? Nasty.

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hi i am reporting in from work so that people living in part off of my mediocre earnings can laugh at me

ya know i just like to help out

at least i can shitpost here

>>34367255
>phone posting

Easy there, wagecuck! Don't let your boss see you posting on the job.

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Do you know that in Medieval times breaking the fast in the morning was seen as indulgent and decadent? The Church was against in many cases.

Labourers and peasants didn't have big breakfasts, only the nobles.

And today, the wagecuck crams his mouth with processed coffee and cardboardy breakfast cereal while rushing out the door.

While I, a NEET, make elaborate and magnificent breakfasts every morning. Not only that, I take a hour or so to eat it it all. Maybe I even have two.

It's a very relaxed and spiritual way for the NEET to bgin the day.

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>>34366799
Thanks for the checkup my Neet friend. I work every day until next Monday and my boss assures me that I'll get a pay raise "If I show how good of a worker I can be". I hope you enjoy the money I earned for you today. Don't worry yourself over my well-being though, I love slaving so you can enjoy your Domino's and deserved rest.

looks like I gotta cook after working nine hours today; oh well. Another day, another dollar.

- A wagecuck

dominos is a patrician choice

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>>34367483

A most interesting subject, my fellow NEET. Truly we are blessed with the time we have to research wagecuck history at our leisure.

>>34366799
today i had a meeting and got told to redo 3 days of work for the third time because they changed the thing it was based on. i smiled and said "ok sounds good :)"

Why do neets suck so much wage cock?

I tried something, went onto Craigslist and within the hour, had a local neet willing to come around and suck my Dick for cash. Not even much, like 50 dollars.

He came around and said he didn't have long because he would get in trouble as his mum didn't know he was out. I laughed at him and unzipped. He pathetically got on his knees, closed his eyes and his open mouth moved slowly towards my erect cock.

I laughed more, told him to get up and threw ten dollars at him and told him to get out.

He thanked me and left.

Neeto really are quite something

>>34367305
I love you. Let's make babies Anon-kun.

>pinapple
>on pizza
In to the >>>trash it goes

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>>34366799
>shills for Domino's are trying to fit in
Kill yourself, shill cunt. Nobody likes your shitty pizza.

>>34367305
Neets actually think there are things limited to wagies and neets.

I basically sit in a cubical all day, get fed gruel and, and pay for it by deduction in pay. I sleep under my desk, which i also pay for by way of payroll deduction.

I'm left with about 50 a week. We are allowed to spend half of this in an hour window every Thursday in the staff store.

The other half is donated to mr shekelstien for his boat fund.

>This is what neets believe

>>34366799
You are a virgin and will be forever alone.

Virgin.

Alone.

Forever.

Lol. Loser.

>>34368334
But... I actually like dominos

>>34367483
You never had sex with a woman.

Enjoy your life mate.

>>34366799
I'm a wagecuck but I enjoy these threads.

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>MFW NEET and not a virgin
I like how wagecucks only respite in these threads is the thought that they're slaving away for pussy (something us NEETs couldn't get, by their logic, because we aren't slaves like them)

>>34368051
>mum
>dollars

>>34368481
English lad that now lives in the USA lad

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>*painful gastrointestinal movement*
>Wake up wage-kuck!
>*panic attack*
>"O-only another few minutes until shekel..."
>*Mother bursts into 35 year old manchilds room, knocking over 15 cans of unfinished sugary sodas and a few bags of chips*
>"OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU EVER BLOODY MOVING OUT OR ARE YOU GOING TO POST THAT DAMN FROG YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?"

>>34366799
My day was great, thanks.

I spent the morning doing some paperwork, which isn't my favorite, but it gave me a chance to catch up on some podcasts I enjoy. I spent the afternoon in an unreleased 600 HP cadillac running some tests and gathering data while listening to Pandora.

After work I came home and made a homemade pizza. Pepperoni, fresh mozzarella, garlic, and basil. It was fantastic.

In a few minutes, I'm going to take my daughter to swim class and save up some good material for my spank bank.

I hope you enjoy tomorrow, which will be pretty much the same as today, and yesterday, and pretty much every day since you have nothing to provide structure to your life.

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>>34368573
Original kekekek

>>34368573
>NEET
>15 cans of unfinished sugary sodas
Contradiction

>>34368573
He loves that frog tho senpai

@34368382
@34368403

roastie-tier replies don't deserve (You)s

>>34367483
>breakfast at 5pm
>begins the day at 5pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Still having dominos? What a pleb.