>wake up and say fuck it ill get a massage today >things

>>34366511
I paid a trap off backpage when it was still up to massage my penis with her mouth, she was rubbing my balls with her hands and deep throating my cok I came all the way down ber throat.

>>34366552
>trap
>she
>original

>>34366552
>trap
>she

ornagel

I'd actually really love a massage, even if no sex was involved. I'll have to try it soon.

Is rubmaps a good site? I'd REALLY love a massage with a happy ending.

>>34366552
>trap
>she
Orignevada

>>34366793
Its censored by the government

>>34366511
>Getting massage
>boner whole time cause I can't help it
>she starts massaging my chest
>rests her boobs on my face
>in heaven
The place isn't there anymore so I'm not sure it it was a normal place

>>34366552
>trap
>she

Hi closet homo.

>>34366552
So you got sucked off by a dude?

>get to parlor
>Strip naked, have 8x7 dick in front of my massusue who has big tits
>She walks me to the shower table
>Showers me and jerks me off
>Drys me off with a towel, gets on her knees and starts drying off my erect cock while gazing at it with a towel
>she bites her lip and grabs it hard
>tells me it's big
>precedes to massage me on the table
>Finally she takes off her bra and gives me to a boob job with her big breasts
>I cum all over her tits
>She cleans me up and I give her a $30 tip

Feels good

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>get a massage
>its a big manly dude with a beard
>pop a boner because only human touch in years
glad it was a back massage, otherwise it woldve been really fucking awkward

>>34367179
If he reached for it, would you have let him?

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>>34367141
What's the deal with giving both dimensions to dick measurements nowadays?

>>34367179
absolutely pathetic AND original

>>34367203
I guess I would. Im really desperate for skinship

>>34366511
>Hiking and cycling around Yangshuo China
>Actually have a sore back and legs
>Go to a masseuse around the corner from my hostel
>Not sure what to expect
>I lie down the table
>My clothes are still on
>She gives one of the least memorable massages ever
>Walk out of the parlour down to the KFC a few hundred metres down the road
>Get no less than 12 offerings of "Massages" from taxi cab drivers

I actually felt that the massage I could have got from a random whore would have been better for my back, before they fucked me.

>>34366628
Yes it was a she if I was gay I would have just paid to fuck a normal guy

>>34366638
Read above

>>34367086
No I got sucked off by a trap

>>34367069
Nothing gay about fucking a trap I mean I wouldnt suck her feminine penis or take it in the ass that would slightly BI, but being attracted to her feminine qualities makes it straight.

>had a stiff back at work lately
>decide to go get a nice massage
>go to small local place
>basically run out of the woman's house
>mid 40s, plain motherly woman
>divorced, kids all grown up
>pay $60 for 1 hour, deluxe treatment
>slow gentle massage feels great
>gradually more pressure, skin feels hot
>flip onto my back after half an hour
>going thoroughly over every part of my body
>she's so warm and nice
>asking how it feels, is that good?
>keeps calling me "honey" hnnng
>foot massage, calves, up to my thighs
>wearing underpants, obviously rock hard
>she touches it and asks "how is that?"
>kind of sigh and tell her it's good
>shift my hips and she pulls my underwear off
>liberally squirts lotion / oil into her hands
>ahhhh oh my god she's touching it
>ffuck it's so slick and hot ohhhhh fuck
>both hands, full attention hand job
>gentle massage and teasing for couple minutes
>eventually gets faster and rougher, i cum
>keeps going and massaging until i stop
>gently cleans my groin with wet cloth
>tells me i'm welcome to rest as long as i want
>leaves to the front of the house
>dress and tip her a couple of $20 bills
>she thanks me with the biggest smile

>went back once a month until she closed

>>34366511
>Friend tells me his uncle told him a certain massage place in my town does happy endings
>Not sure I believe him but go and check it out anyway
>Qt Asian at the counter
>I ask for a massage
>She takes me to the massage room
>I ask her about "extras" doing a jerk-off motion with my hand
>She confirms they do do extras
>I get a nice massage and handjob at the end

That was last Summer. I should really go back soon. I hope the same Asian qt is still there.

Favorite part besides the handjob was when I was on my stomach and she was massaging my legs, she would slide her hand the whole way up to my balls and it felt really nice. I had sweet n00b gainz at the time and she kept miring my muscular back too.

>>34367243
People will say you have a pencil dick if it's long

>>34367141
Where's the part of the story where you woke up?

>>34367462
>No I got sucked off by a trap
still a dude my dude

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>>34367141

Just Johnny Sins and his antics.

>>34367462
Feminine penis is the best contradiction of 2016. A dick's a dick.

http://brisbane.cracker.com.au/BodyRubs/massage-milking-table-on-the-sunny-coast-now/11666122
what do you reckon boys?

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>Massage place under my house.
>has this pink design with lotuses outside which my mates say is code for "we give blowjobs"
>go downstairs
>greeted by an Asian milf
>get massage
>the lady tells me that it's 30 euro more for a handjob, 50 for a bj
>accept the bj
>sucks for barely a minute and proceeds to jerk me

Damn did I waste my money

>>34368475
Did you cum? Should've asked for more head.

>>34368538
I came in her hands,

Yeah I should have