What happens when a big, tall guy with broad shoulders etc. etc.

>>34365427
Are you Black though?

>>34365427
Sauce on pic?

Origamisalami

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>>34365485
No, white nordic/slav mix.

This idol was found in my country, so i guess it makes sense i am attracted to the same type of women as my ancestors were.

>>34365427
>petite
>thicc

Aren't those words polar opposites?

>>34365427
Who cares man. Just wear a Jimmy hat and don't have kids. If you found the right short, stacked QT that you were happy with, why would you fuck that up by having a kid anyways?

Everyone lives happily ever after. I want a tall guy for this.

>>34365427
My dad is like 5' 11"
My mom is 5' 1"
I'm 6' 1"
Can't answer your question scientifically but maybe that helps.
Also i totally get your feeling, short big girls are the stuff of dreams.

>>34365593
Petite means short
Thicc means nicely filled out

>>34365427
if you can fuck a woman i would be surprised. go for it man, create white babies to fight in the race war.

Genetics aren't "a 6ft and 5ft person's baby is 5'5ft" it's just whatever genes randomly get selected while the babby is forming

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>>34365693
>if you can fuck a woman
jesus i thought we were friends....why you gotta be salty right from the start nigga?

>>34365595
My entire point is how would the kids turned out
>just dont have kids man

If i was just interested in fucking i would need to ask this question, would i anon?
>>34365614
Wot?
>>34365625
This gives me some hope that my would be kids wouldnt be completely cucked by her genetics. Thanks anon
>>34365741
So picking basically the polar opposite wont have negative consequences for my kids right? Its just random...

>>34365670
Short means short. Petite means skinny.

>>34365776
sorry man i didn't mean for that to be rude. autism is a bitch

>>34365776
Trailer trash as fuck

>>34365819
Skinny means skinny
Petite means short you fag
Under 5'5

>>34365776
Shave that fucking thing.

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34365827
>Salty cunt wont even get a simple YOU
>mfw

>>34365808
>So picking basically the polar opposite wont have negative consequences for my kids right? Its just random...
Yeah, just like when a black guy and a white girl have a babby, it's totally random what color it'll be.

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>>34365852
I did, then let it grew, shaved again and so on and so on.

This is newest pic how i wear it now.
Are u happy with me anon? Please dont spank me daddy

>>34365889
You're so smart, anon

>>34365808
>wot?

I mean to say, tall guy / short girl is the best couple. I'm very short myself but having a tall guy would be great.

>>34365849
>petite: (of a woman) having a small and attractively dainty build.
>synonyms: small, dainty, diminutive, slight, little, tiny, elfin, delicate, small-boned

you're wrong

>>34365990
Everybody knows god damn fucking well what i meant when i said what i said.
>this fucking autist keeps bickering about the literal meaning of ONE word
How fucking autistic can you be anon?

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>>34365990
Small = short
Retard

Look at this picture
Only one of these womens is skinny, and only one of these women is petite

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>>34365889
Did you even pass 8th grade science? Read a book on genetics fucktard.

>>34366057
I'm not the same anon. You were arguing that your usage of the word was correct, and you didn't even seem to know the meaning. Petite and thick doesn't make sense.

>>34366103
I posted the definition, it means small. Short and thin, delicate, dainty, etc.

>>34366132
Thanks for sharing your well of knowledge you fucking bitch.
>post equivalent to white noise
get fucked until you contribute with your vast knowledge nigger

>>34366164
It just means short you faggot
Accept it

When I think of "petite woman", I imagine a short, skinny woman with small breasts and small hips. Basically a woman that you can pick up like a child. A tall but skinny person isn't petite. And a short but fat woman isn't petite.

>>34365819
>>34365670
Petite means expensive you dumb FUCKS

>>34366205
Petite is about stature only

>>34366205
>he cant pickup short but fat woman like a child
Maybe you should lift more faggot.

>>34365579
those were probably made by some weirdo neet while cavechads were busy fucking all the cavestacies.

"hahaha, hey berry picker, what you make?"
"me make girl rock"
"why make girl rock when not rock girl exist?"
"FLESHWOMAN DISGUSTING PIG, PURE ROCKFU BETTER"

*gets clubbed to death by alpha cavechad for being such a pathetic loser*

>>34366201
It means small. A short fat woman isn't small.

>>34366288
Your dick is petite aka small
>BUT ITS FAT
Its still small, sorry

>>34366288
Thicc doesn't mean fat tho
At worst is chubby
And chubby and short is still petite

>>34366267
This figurine and a few others from locations nearby are the oldest known ceramic articles in the world.
>muh stone
nude female figure dated to 29,000-25,000 BCE
>muh caves
The statuette follows the general morphology of the other Venus figurines: exceptionally large breasts, belly and hips, perhaps symbols of fertility, relatively small head and little detail on the rest of the body.
>muh lone neet making one statuette

>>34366304
Not a great analogy, a tall skinny man wouldn't be considered a big guy.

>>34366330
I agree that thicc isn't fat, but if I base my definition of thicc off threads on this site, at worst it means grotesquely obese to some people.

>>34366436
>tall skinny man wouldn't be considered a big guy
He would if he was standing next to you

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didn't read the thread but I'm 6'3 and had 2 kids with a THICC girl who is 5'5

first kid is in the 99th percentile in all her developmental checks, she's gonna be a massively tall amazon woman when she's older

second kid is normal size for a girl, 55th percentile. If either of them inherit their mothers tits they'll get the easiest ride through life imaginable

>>34366564
FINALLY someone who didnt come here to argue about meaning of words.

Thanks for sharing your anecdotal evidence anon.

It seems i can let my love for the short, petite, thicccc women blossom.

>>34365427
Mid/average shoulder size?

>tfw no big, tall guy with broad shoulders bf

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>>34366267
Heh.

Go ahead, have a /you/ nigger.

>>34365614
>>34365944
>>34367614
shove a cock inniitt

>>34365808
It's random between short genes and tall genes, yeah. There would also be multiple tall/short genes to get, so you'd have a spectrum of possibility between short and tall.

If you had kids with a tall girl, they'd almost definitely be tall unless either of you have recessive short genes from your parents or grandparents which all assorted into one kid randomly.

Tl dr better chances with taller gf

>>34365427
It's a roll of the dice. Just go for what you like and have lots of kids (more rolls of the dice) and feed/rear them well.