>go clothes shopping to make myself look nice and "in

What do you even wear to be InStyle

I've got jury duty soon and I need to look "well dressed" for it.

All I own is hoodies and $5 shirts and sporty shorts.

I need like 2-3 weeks worth of normie adult professional clothes or I'm gona get ass raped by the jury service people and potentially fined.

This is fucking gay, they just expect you to be a normie, expect you to have a bunch of good clothes.

Reeeee

>>34359578
or just call them and say you can't do jury duty because you have depression and are mentally unfit for jury duty.

>>34359598
Was going to do that, then I read you need a professional to give a signed and witnessed document to prove it.

That I cannot do, never actually got ever gone to a psychiatrist before. AVPD kept me away from seeing one.>>34359598

>>34359528
>hear people openly insult you
>take it
I hope you don't have Viking or Samurai ancestors.

>>34359578
lol, just tell them you hate minorities, women, children, and all men more successful than you.

>>34359628

Jury duty is actually interesting. Don't be a faggot. It is passionating to be part of justice for a few days.

You know what OP, I'm willing to believe this story is true and not like other shitpostings on /r9k/ so I'm going to bump your thread and hang in it if you want to talk in detail about it or something else.

Option A: What kind of clothes were you buying? There might be a chance you were laughed at because the choice of clothing looked stupid. However Chads are pieces of shit so they may just openly mock you. I've had cunts throw eggs at me for walking down the street in a greatcoat or leather jacket (metalhead/goth all round edgy fuck here).

Option B: fuck this whole story, what do you like as a hobby or time-killer? How would you generally describe your personality?

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>>34359578

dude just buy a pair of black pants and a black button up shirt, maybe a white one too so you can alternate. just dont be a retard and spill food or some shit on them and you'll look fine

>>34359578
Just tell them you have prejudices against anyone who's not your race and sex.

They'll immediately relive you of your jury duty