>on my way to work I have to walk past a group of niggers

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>on my way to work I have to walk past a group of niggers who hang around a street corner
>every time I pass by they always say something insulting like
>"ayy yo! Loo a dis ugly ass lookin mofucka. I beh he fugs his mutha"
>insults of that nature
>it's starting to get on my netves
>so I use my extreme intelligence and wicked wit to formulate the ultimate comeback
>I duly noted that all their insults consist of "________ ass lookin" and "_________ muhfucka"
>so with my ultimate comeback prepared I walk by these street corner niggers the next day
>"ayy yo cuz! Loo a dis gay ass lookin homosexual muhfucka!"
>I turn to the porch monkey who uttered this libelous phrase, bend over, pull down my pants baring my ass and say
>"does my ass really look that gay?"
>I then let an atomic fart let loose
>little did this troglodyte know I had been taking Miralax for a week straight so my shit was pure liquid
>as I farted a stream of poo launched into this niggers face, but you couldn't really tell it was there since he's already brown and smelly
>I then stand up and say
>"For the record, the only reason he knows I'm a "homosexual motherfucker" is because I fuck his mother daily who is in fact a man"
>I let this wickedly witty comeback settle on them for a moment
>the niggers are dumbfounded
>then his "crew" starts busting out laughing saying shit like
>"ayy yo cuz this nigga got you goood"
>"yeah Bruh we won't mess with witey no mo"
>"he straight gangsta cuz"
>at this I become offended and say
>"I'm not gangster. I would never stoop so low as to be a nigger gangbanger like you"
>my extreme intelligence pulls through again
>another moment of silence ensues
>"Nigga wha da fugg yew jus say?"
And that's the story of how I ended up in the hospital on the brink of death. But at least I showed those troglodytes.