5'11 Wear lifts 6'1 Haha. Manlets, when will

Do you people don't get tired of making the same threads day after day? Asking for a friend.

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>>34358799
>tfw 5'8
>tfw I'm a catlet

>>34358799
>tfw 5'8 but live in England so am taller than most people

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>>34358799
Tfw 6'4", king of manlets.

ONE CHANCE AT LIFE AND I GET THIS REEE

>>34358831
Welcome to /r9k/. The board with original content where there are no repeats.

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>>34358833
5'8 is pretty tall for a cat though anon.

You know, when I see posts like >>34358930 I can't tell if you guys are joking or being serious anymore.

>>34358999
How many posters on /r9k/ are just trolls pretending to be autists? 50%? 90%?

> 6'2'' natural, 6'4'' with shoes and insoles (looksmaxed)
> strong V taper, fit body
> 13-15% bodyfat
> Chiseled face
> Straight teeth
> Low inhibition

Where is my free pussy?

185cm without shoes. Never had any worries about my heights. Rarely do I see people taller and not being skellymode.

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>>34358799
Are you the same anon that started that thread on /tv/?

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>tfw Ausfag
>never thought to measure myself in Amerifag measurements
>tfw 5'1

>>34360048
There are people who have it worse >>/int/70297952
Also if you used Google remember that 5.1 is not 5'1

>>34360873
* >>>/int/70297952 orefano

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>>34358799
>not even on the chart

>>34358799
>born a manlet
>kill self

When will manlet ever learn?

Why are people so heartless against manlets? They don't even see us as humans.

>tfw playing life on ultra hard mode
>tfw still get the occasional attention from girls

Eh, at least I'm not a pathetic 6 foot incel, lol

Everybody, take leg lengthening surgery into consideration. It's a genuine solution. I'm 5'8 and am working my fucking ass off so I can afford it. They can add approximately 5cm with little risk, any more than 5cm and you're taking some big risks. We're gonna make it bros. You aren't crippled for life after the surgery (providing it's successful). Takes several months before you can walk again, then after about two years you can get up to 80% pre-surgery agility.

>>34358890
A-are the rules different for England heights? I always feel short at 5'9'' but maybe I shouldn't let memes get to me.

>>34361068

>being this desperate

You don't have to be. I'm 5'2 and I have a girl friend. I know plenty of short guys who have girl friends. You're fucking 5'8. You don't need surgery for your feet.

Maybe consider facial surgery if you have it that bad cause your height is not the limiting factor when you're 1 inch below average and taller than most girls.

>>34359852
The same place where your bf, jawline, body and teeth are:

Your imagination

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>>34360985
>implying that manlets are human

>>34361085
must live in a really degenerate area, probably an area with council housing.
>>34361085
UK height average is about 5'11, speaking as someone who is 5'8.

>>34361085

The mining towns in the North are full of very short dudes.

If you go to Uni, 5'11' is average.

>>34361068

This must be bait. 5'8 isn't even bad here in the Netherlands.

Like you must be super ugly or super unattractive otherwise. Don't blame your height because it's not that.

>>34361118
I am indeed from the Norf. I never actually noticed people being taller at university, but then I don't think I was on 4chan as much then.

>>34361114
I was born and raised on a council estate. My dad and brother are both over 6' though. Fucking mum and her manlet genes

>>34361105
Damn, manlets btfo

>>34358799
since when is 5'11 manley?

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>6'7
>below avarage shoulders, wide hip bone, no jawline, babyface

Cant win

Most girls cannot even tell the difference upwards of 5'9 cause they are too short to have an accurate perspective.

If you're above 5'7 you really should be thinking that height is your major turn off. Sure, your not Chad height, but that's like not being rich. Doesn't mean lots of girls won't still deem you acceptable.

If you're 5'6 and below lots of girls start going "Nope, can't do!". That's when things start going south.

>>34361182
If your height doesn't start with a 6 you're a manlet

>>34358799
5'7 / 170 cm here. These threads are retarded. I've seen this thread fucking 100 times on this board.

People like you are so degenerate and pathetic that the only thing you have to offer is your height.

I realize this thread is bait, but I reply anyway.

>>34361197
What is the function of this appliance?

>>34361236
Girls quiet talk about your height right in front of you and you're too stupid to pick up on it.

>>34361239
What all the manlets here should do

>>34361248
No they really dont.

>>34361248

People go along with you when you try to joke about other people's height, but everyone secretly thinks you're a sad loser who is desperate to feel superior about something.

>>34361199
Nah, 5'5" and 5'6" are still in the territory if being short, but not so much it would be a handicap. That's only 5'4" and below.

>>34361393
Yeah, every manlet says: ''I'm not really a manlet, people with a less inch than me are the real manlets!''.
If your eight starts with a 5, kill yourself.

>>34361415
Found the btter virgin lanklet

>>34361439
>gets BTFO
>m-muh virgin lanklet

Forgot your boots at home, kid?

>>34361393

Yes but it depends. At 5'6 you'll meet a lot of super height obsessed girls but also shouldn't have a problem having a large enough dating pool.

But with every inch lost things start getting harder.

Also worth saying: don't be bothered so much by online dating statistics. Of course girls will say that they wouldn't date anyone by a Chad if they see Chad profiles for them to try to get with. But irl, people settle.

At the end of the day, there is only a difference of 2 life partners for very short men compared to average men, (5 to 7 respectively).

https://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/very-short-men-have-fewer-sex-partners/

>>34361415

Haha, you're really bitter aren't you? What made you so mad? You feel sad that real men who are shorter then you have girlfriends and you don't?

Oh poor little thing.

>>34361461

Stay mad faggot. Short men get pussy too.

Retards on the other hand. Get back to sticking crayons up your nose.

Somebody spend an hour making this meme pic.

Somebody who clearly has too much time on their hands to think about short men cause they are either gay or they are lonely lanklets.

>>34361439
>>34361510
Samefagging this hard.

>You feel sad that real men who are shorter then you have girlfriends and you don't?
I'm sad for the below average condition of some genes around. Thankfully nature is already phasing them out

>Oh poor little thing.
:^) that's quite ironic

>>34361544
Unfortunately, my superior 5'7" genes will pass on as I have a gf and would have absolutely no trouble getting replacements. On the other hand, you will die a virgin.

>>34361657
>superior genes
>5'7''

Yeah manlet, let's talk about this ''girlfriend'' of yours...

>>34361477
I have met and fucked girls off tinder who had something about minimum height requirements. I'm 5'7". Even the biggest drama queens about height forget it when a guy is good-looking and exciting.

>>34361693
If your lanklet genes are so superior, how come you have failed to attract any mates?

>>34361722
I didn't.
That's just your manlet mind projecting your insecurities on anonymous people on the internet.

>>34361739
Your insecurity is obvious. And nothing turns girls off more than insecurity.

>measure myself
>6'5
>STILL no gf

>>34361706
>>34361722
>>34361752
Guys stop replying to pathetic bitter lanklets, you're not better than them if you argue with them

5'11 (trans)fembot here, would a robot be okay with that?
Am I still in the fuckable height range??

>>34361752
I guess you're a expert reader of human minds :^) maybe thats why you get so many ''girls''

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6'2. I have never heard of height being a problem in my entire life. Yeah I get it, I'm tall but who cares if you're 5'6 or below. If you get so worked up by that. Need the height isn't your problem, it's your mind. Women don't care if you're tall or short, so just be yourself.

>>34361779
>(trans)fembot
hahahahaha jesus christ

>>34361779
I'm 6'2'' so yeah. It depends if you're cute though.

>>34361794
>Women don't care if you're tall or short,
You know that's simply false right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hujZqUdVGSg

>>34361815
You know that's complete bullshit right? Bitter virgin lanklets are getting more salty every day.

>6'1.75" barefoot
>easily 6'2" with shoes on
>say im 6'0 when ppl ask
who /modestandhonest/ here?

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>>34361794
This meme again.

Women do care, but you've got more chances if you're not bothered. It's not about BEING yourself tho, this shit needs to go.

>>34361833
I'm a manlet, though. I bet you didn't even watch the video. Nice try, anyway.

http://nypost.com/2013/12/08/short-men-dont-stack-up-with-nyc-women/

The likelihood that a man under 5-foot-9 is contacted by a Manhattan or Bronx woman online is a scant 1.2 percent, with Brooklyn coming in with a paltry 2.4 percent response rate, according to a study conducted by the dating site AYI.com, which analyzed 50,000 interactions over two months.

>>34361920
This one again. It doesn't say what the percentage is for other heights, so it's a meaningless statistic.

>>34361942
Yeah, because it must raise significantly under 5'9'', right?

>>34361978
Did you even graduate high school? That statistic by itself is meaningless. What's the comparable number for guys over 6'4"?

>>34361920
And the likehoof for 5'9+ people to get contacted is 100%? Or what are you trying to say?

Amazing statistics.

>>34361942
This

>>34361942
>>34361997
>>34362016
One woman out of 100 would approach you. Let that sink in.

>>34361779
I don't think your height will be an issue. The fact that you're a man might be an issue though.

>>34362067
And maybe 1 out of 500 would approach a guy over 5'9". We don't know the statistics.

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>>34361794
>Women don't care if you're tall or short, so just be yourself.

>>34362162
Height is irrelevant in the face of all the other characteristics. Sure some girls prefer tall men, but everyone has different tastes.

>>34358799
>tfw been 6'2" since i was 15, stopped growing from then on

my country has the tallest people in the world though.

>>34362194
>Height is irrelevant in the face of all the other characteristics
Which ones

>>34362268
Face and benis size

>>34362268
>social status
>looks
>personality
>confidence
>money

And a few others I'm missing.

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>>34362281
do you have a badge on your face with exact measurements of your dongus bruv?

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>>34361815
>>34361866
>>34362162
Look, all I'm saying is, if you focus on that aspect of your life and constantly worry about your height. You will reject yourself before you even decide to talk with a woman. Have this negative thought process has probably effected other characteristics and you don't even notice. But hey, if you like to torture yourself over the thought that your a pathetic manlet then go ahead, that just means less competition for me. Don't worry anons, we're all going to make it.

>>34362408
This

Original comment i swear

>>34362408
I got it anon, but phrasing was just odd. Most do care about your appearance, all of parameters mentioned above by others.

I did even say >>34361866.

But you're OK friend-o.

Put it this way: a tall unbuff guy has a natural advantage. A buff manlet can look much better but if he overdoes it looks like an overcompensating tryhard. And however much he lifts, he will not be as appealing as a tall guy who lifts.

t. manlet

>>34361045
incel definition?

>>34362973
Incel means involuntary celibate.

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and I'm 5'6

>>34362946
Liar. You'd be a bitter virgin even if you were tall. Quit making excuses.

t. manlet who actually gets plenty of pussy

>>34363203
That's nice, except that I've slept with about 25 women and 5 guys. It's still true though, I'm afraid. A 6'2''-6'4'' turbo-chad will always trump the <5'9'' alternative. Make your peace with it, because it's true.

>>34363276
How do you even define turbo-Chad? Girls are not a hivemind who have all the same taste.

>>34363350
Well alright, let's say someone with good genetics including musculature and perhaps most importantly, a good face and jawline. Add to that natural confidence and a good amount of money/ from a privileged background and you more or less have a turbo-chad. Someone attractive, tall, successful, wealthy and confident.

So again, all other factors being equal, the tall guy has all that the manlet has and one more thing. The value of height should not be underestimated. Remember, a ridiculous proportion of CEOs are >6'4''. It's actually a massive issue of inequality in terms of social prestige, perceived attractiveness and ultimately, earnings. It makes total sense to be bitter about it. It's a genuine social inequality based on circumstances out of the control of either party.

>>34362946
>t. manlet
I bet you are taller than 5'7

>>34363549
According to the pictures, a person is a manlet if they're shorter than 5'11'' and according to some, 6'. I'm 5'9''.

>>34363604
You're ok, most women are dumb anyway and can't notice the gap from 5'9 to 6feet

Thus you're not a manlet

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>>34361794
>those shoes

why just fucking own it at this point. he looks like a fucking idiot.

>>34363500
You're a false-flagging lying lanklet obviously. Just regurgitating /r9k/ and /fit/ memes.

>>34363500
You're a fucking idiot. You list all the traits that define Chad and then add in "tall". It's a completely irrelevant trait.

Remember that the taller you are, the more likely you are to be a virgin. This is a fact.

>>34361068
>several months until you can walk
>80 percent recovery after two years

Jesus fucking Christ, do not do this.

>>34363101
Incel is a meme. Nobody is an incel. If someone actually wants to get laid, he/she will easily find a way to do so.

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>>34358799
All memes aside? Is 5'8 a good hright to br at? People taller than me have admitted to being intimodated and I have never been sized up by Chad

>>34364401
Well, if you look at it another way there are other factors that are more powerfully motivating or demotivating than the desire for sex. For example, if rape were up for consideration, then the fear of consequences might outweigh the 'reward'. Likewise, for many (most?) incels, the fear of rejection and humiliation dissuades them from trying. Finally, you might consider a lack of self-belief and self-worth that overwhelms even the possibility of pursuing sex by conventional means.

Then if you look at sex workers, it could be that to hire one would be too injurious to an anon's pride for it to be worthwhile, or not a reasonable expenditure relative to their living costs - or just more than they'd be willing to pay relative to their desire.

To recap then, any anon probably could acquire sex by some means, but one or more barriers means that it is less powerfully compelling than other drives.

>>34364489
Yes, there are always means to get laid. "Incels" just do not want it enough to overcome the effort that would be needed, whatever the way.

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>>34358799
>tfw 5'3
>There are two turbo-autists at my school that are like 6'0 with absolute zero social awareness
>mfw im trying but im 5 FUCKING 3
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34364553
5'3''? How old are you? 10 or something?

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>>34364619
I'm 19
>tfw most girls are slightly taller or exact height as you
Life is suffering

>>34364803
Why is a 19 year old still going to school?

How did you get to be so short?

How tall are your parents?

Have you considered cuddle party at /r/short?

Have you considered joining wizchan.org?

>>34364156
Fuck off you lanky piece of shit. You don't know what it's like to be 5'8 or below.

>>34364899
kekekek enjoy having your bones getting infected and rotting off :)

>>34364945
>i know literally nothing about biology: the post
Enjoy being taller than me lasts faggot, I'm gonna be towering over your dwarfy ass.

>>34364961
How will you tower over a 6'3'' male I wonder? That is my height.

Even if you do all you can you will be still a short shit with fucked up legs.

lol, do you know muscles won't get used to the new length and will break down? Docs don't tell you that. Manlets discover for themselves.

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>>34364961
>lengthens legs
>doesn't lengthen spinal column / arms to compensate

lmao

>TFW im 5'6
>TFW I've managed to have 3 girlfriend's that weren't uggo

You guys are trying to blame the short when it's really the autism.

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>>34364836
>Why is a 19 year old still going to school
My mom held me back a year due to my aspergers and so I wouldn't be one of the youngest in my grade.
>How did you get to be so short?
I dunno, I guess genetics? I also wasn't that athletic as a kid and didn't really like sports, but I also wasn't super fat either. Skinny fat for life I guess
>How tall are your parents?
My dad is like 5'11 or 6'0 I'm not exactly sure
My mom is like 5'1 I'm taller than her, but I think she's shrinking because don't older women tend to shrink? Spinal bifida I think is what its called
>Have you considered cuddle party at /r/short?
Never heard of it
>Have you considered joining wizchan.org?
Not just yet anon, I don't think I've just reached wizard status yet as I have kissed and held the hand of a girl before and am currently at cyborg status

>>34364992
>lol, do you know muscles won't get used to the new length
Actually no, they will.

>>34365033
An extra 3 inches doesn't make a difference in that respect.

>>34364899
I know what it's like to be 5'8" or below. It's great. You, on the other hand, are just a piece of shit. Enjoy being crippled, and after you can finally walk again, still being a piece of shit.

>>34365044
>tfw I'm 5'6"
>tfw I've fucked 100+ girls
>tfw my current gf is 5'10"

Good going, bro.

>>34365044
Out normie. You're ruining the circle jerk

>>34365085
You're just buttblasted you don't have the balls to literally have your legs sawed in half. That's what an extra few inches costs friendo.

>>34365113
Why would I want to cripple myself? What benefit would that bring? You sound like tumblrinas that cut themselves.

Can a manlet ever be alpha?

Seriously how could anyone ever take a manlet seriously when middle school kids are taller than you?

6'1 here.
Ideal male height for a stable relationship is around 5'10, fuckboys must be at least 6'2

>>34365048

Don't go to /r/short. It will make you want to kill yourself.

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>>34365131
Does this guy look crippled to you? He does marathons and lifts, despite the surgery.

>>34365208

>does marathons and lifts

Lol sure he does. That's what the Indian doctor says, lol.

>>34365208
he looks fucken weird. his arms are too short. i feel like i can just nick him below the knee and break his leg.

>>34365208

That...doesn't look like the same man.

>>34365165
The definition of a manlet is a guy who is short and buttblasted about it. So no, a manlet cannot be alpha. However, a short guy can be easily be alpha.

>>34365254
>That's what the Indian doctor says, lol
World renown Doctor Paley from Florida? This is the patient's own testimony.

>>34365268
You're only thinking this because you know he's had the surgery. You wouldn't think twice otherwise. Since he was 5'5 and got just over 4 inches added to him, the surgery would work out even better for me, being 5'8 (almost 5'9), seeking an extra 3 inches.

>>34365274
I know right, from beta cuck to Chad.

>>34365208
From ugly average guy to ugly lanklet. What a cripple, seriously.

>>34365300
From beta cuck to crippled beta cuck you mean.

>>34365328
>runs marathon
>squats heavy loads
Lol dude is more agile than you.

>>34365300

You're a sad faggot falling for one of those penis enlargement scams, except it's height this time.

You're a beta minded faggot and nothing will change that. You think you'll be hot shit just because you can limp on 3 inches of added bone? People shorter than you will put you in your place just as they do now.

>>34365343
>People shorter than you will put you in your place just as they do now.
On the contrary, as a manlet myself I have zero respect for people shorter than me and go out of my way to make them feel like shit.

>>34365358
How tall are you again? Men both taller and shorter than you are pulling pussy and making you feel like shit.

>>34365358

>I have zero respect for people shorter than me and go out of my way to make them feel like shit.

Which is exactly the kind of thing betas do.

In any case I'm sure nobody is bothered by a whining bitch like you, lol

>>34365373

He's 5'8, lol. He think thinks height is the reason he's not getting girls.

He probably has a hideous face and apparently an even more hideous personality.

Plus being a doormat who got bullied a lot in school.

>>34365048
This is what
>My dad is like 5'11 or 6'0 I'm not exactly sure
>My mom is like 5'1 I'm taller than her

This is what happens when short women breed with tall men.

And tall men will keep fucking short women, because height does not matter for women.

Well not for me. I'm 6'2'' and that bitch better be at least 5'10'' or no kids.

>>34365085
>Enjoy being crippled
why would he enjoy that?

>>34365107
lies, post face to disprove

>>34365113
You won't be able to do physical activity and will look unproportional

>>34366073
>You won't be able to do physical activity and will look unproportional
see
>>34365208

>>34365208
He doesn't look like he does either.

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Post yfw you're /nonvirginmanlet/

>>34365336
>squats heavy loads
He doesn't squat shit with those legs and weak frame.

>>34366207
t. butthurt manlet

originel

>>34366294
I'm 6'3'' idiot