Would it be stupid to buy a $550 Hermes small notebook to impress

>>34358150
You're just gonna look like a weirdo with a notepad unless you're an attractive guy in a suit with a briefcase, which i'm assuming you're not.

>>34358150
>$550
Fuck dude just get one for 10 bux or so, and there is no reason to ever spend $60 on a pad of paper what the fuck

>>34358150
Yes, thats a very stupid idea

>>34358150
This has to be the most pointless usage of money ever. Just burn the dollars desu dude

>>34358227
this wtf as if anyone will know
theyll just think it was 5$ at walcucks

>>34358150
You should buy one so you learn an important lesson:

That you're incredibly fucking stupid.

>>34358150
Just buy a Moleskine or similar. If you look poor as fuck with a single Hermes accessory people are going to assume it's either fake or you're a tryhard.

>>34358150
>$550
>$60 refills

wat

>>34358150
>$550
That's completely ridiculous. If you really want to get something you can get nice ones on etsy for less than $100.

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>cute notebook anon, can i see your drawings?

>>34358150
Girls don't know what the fuck this is, anon.

How about building a bond with someone instead. It's free.

>>34358396
>Girls don't know what the fuck this is, anon.
What? Hermes is a very well known fashion brand.

Would you even use a note pad in the first place?

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>>34358150
You could buy a cool phone, to put girls phone numbers in. That would probably impress them more. Then again I have no clue.

Either $550 for a fucking paper filled notebook is retarded. The case better god damn be gold plated.

>>34358431
It's a luxury brand
People know it exists but most aren't familiar with it and don't really care

Girls would definitely so know a Hermes notebook. Hermes is the most prestigious brand out currently. I imagine a majority of girls would be impressed with a guy who could afford Hermes anything (other than cologne ofcourse)

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>>34358150
A Hermes is earned, not just bought like that, you didn't earn it.

>>34358150
Fembot here

if you are white and have a Hermes small notebook, then I will definitely be impressed.
It not the notebook but the fact that you must be rich if you can afford it.

>>34358737
>$550
>you must be rich if you can afford it
It's high-class, it's like Air Jordans for white people, but it doesn't make you rich.

Hermes merchants get off my board

>>34358431
If a brand is well known or known by poor people then it isn't luxury any longer.

You will not find a woman by buying expensive notebooks.

550 is kinda expensive, but if you would actually use it I think it would be pretty cool.

>>34358150
For 500 dollars you better be writing some good shit in there

>>34358150
Buy LV not Hermes, stupid fag. Everyone knows LV. If you buy Hermes, buy the H signature belt. That is what I'm doing.

How does a 500dollar notebook work anyway? Are you really just paying for the leather or the book itself too? Is there like gold woven into the pages? Or do you just replace the book inside cheaply when it's out of room?

>>34358150
Don't be a fucking homosexual, buy a Moleskine. They're overpriced but $550 is way too much for a fucking notebook.

>>34358431
>What? Hermes is a very well known fashion brand.

It isn't. And if someone notices Hermes on your notebook, they will think you are a stupid or fag. Clothes would be understandable.

>>34358835
>If a brand is well known or known by poor people then it isn't luxury any longer.

Not true. Everyone knows Louis Vuitton, Burberry and Gucci, and those are luxury brands.

>>34358150
surely buying a 550 dollar watch would be better?

>>34358150
yes it's a great investment
I work at Hermes store in 179 Sloane Street London
I can even get you a good deal
just come to the store if you are in London and tell the sales staff that you're the faggot from 4chan who wants the notebook and I'll know it's you.

>>34358926
Nope
Nothing tackier than watches
It just screams "i'm trying to impress people over here"

Watches only ever work of you're wearing a suit

>>34358850
I can't draw and not a good writer. But I will doodle and write random notes and tid bits. Girls have come up to me before and asked me what I'm writing and I think it just looks cool and unique to carry a notebook around.

it depends. if you are breaking your savings on it, you'll get a conversation or two with a qt but no more.

if you are wealthy and $550 is just a drop in the bucket for you, then by all means get it and use it as a sketch pad at the coffee shop.

>>34358974
This is pathetic mate

>>34358974
>I think it just looks cool and unique to carry a notebook around.

You're like that autistic teenager who think it's cool to wear a trenchcoat or carry a katana around
You're grown now stop being that teenager

>>34358954
Yeah I see your point he'd have to buy some nice clothes too but surely a 550 hermes notebook screams fuckwit too.

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>>34358150
Yeah anon, you are totally right !
Just about two weeks ealier, i bought a hermes notepad made of crocodile leather. I begin drawing in it during my classes and now i just slay pussy here and there.
>tfw a 1000 $ book made me into a chad
>i am off this ride lads

>>34358150
just buy it dude these poor fags don't know what class is

>>34358926
>surely buying a 550 dollar watch would be better?

Watches under 5 digits are pleb tier and wannabe tier. Don't.

If you can buy an Audemars or Pathek, then yes.

>>34359025
If you are wearing a flame shirt and cargo shorts, yes, it will make you look like a fuckwit, but if you are wearing an expensive suit as well, it is going to fit in.

That is small time OP.

Check my set

>Balmain shirt
>Custom down jacket
>Balmain leather biker jeans (yes, they go in 4 figures)
>John Lobb boots
>Hermes belt

Don't think you can just buy one accessory and be all swag. That is pleb tier.

>>34358150
>Impress girls

Why would you buy shit to impress girls.

Just do shit for yourself. Get into a sport you dig and buy a playstation or something with that amount of cash.

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>>34359406
OP Here

Actually I have a

>Brooks Brothers button down shirt
>Burberry leather biker jacket/ All Saints longcoat
>YSL Cropped Jodhpurs
>Chinos from Epaulet
>Ted Baker belt

>>34358150
Yes, most women won't even know about Hermes, and the ones who do will just think it's strange that you have something so expensive (or they'll think it's a fake) unless you're wearing a bespoke suit and a $1500 briefcase as well.

Buying a Hermes notebook is probably the worst way to spend your money if your goal is to impress girls.

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>>34359447
This is MY playstation.

>>34359406
You have John Lobb boots? What a faggot!!!

>>34359469
Great. Can you show a fit?

Funny thing, I also have YSL Jodhpurs, but not cropped ones (because I'm not a manlet heh).

Is your Brooks Brothers shirt, Burberry biker jacket and All Saints longcoat tailored? If not, then you don't have good physique sorry. Those shirts are for average physique, barrel chested men with 20% bodyfat.

Literally ALL of my button shirts, suits and even sweaters are custom tailored and knit to comply with height and V-taper.

Still would like to see fits.

Also, don't wear chinos. Girls don't like chinos.

>>34359522
>Literally the best shoemaker in the world

Keep being jelly

>>34359469
Oh yeah? Well I have a
>Givenchy hat
>Oscar O. Kampel yak-fat trousers
>Pompeiirs diaper
>Fashion-R-Us diaper crinkle sound dampener

>>34358898
All three of those are highstreet luxury...

Especially Gucci. They're luxury for poor people. Socialites are paid to wear this - it's what they wear when the cameras are off that is the real luxury.

>>34359582
Not really.

Also, why would you not want to wear a brand that poor people don't know? Easiest way to get poor hot girls. They won't know Bottega Veneta, but they know that blingy LV when they see it and jump on your dick. Makes sense to buy brands that people actually know are fucking expensive.

>>34359582
>it's what they wear when the cameras are off that is the real luxury.

Never even thought about it like that but it makes sense

>>34359540
>Great. Can you show a fit?
>Still would like to see fits.

When exactly did you expect him to post his "fits?" While you were typing your post? Go suck your dad's Balmain dick.

>>34359618
I suppose. But why would you treat yourself to real luxury in all parts of your life and then dip your cock in a cheap whore?

>>34359623
no it doesn't. they wear skidmarked underwear and skidmarked bathrobes when the cameras are off. you think celebrities don't feel above wiping their assholes? everything they own is caked in their shit.

>>34358150
Retard. Girls in your class aren't gonna go

>Woow, anon has a Hermes notebook. That's so cool.

Notebooks aren't status symbols. Things like coats, shoes, watches, and cars are.

You're gonna fall in the same trap any awkward motherfucker falls into when they try to impress girls with material, but don't care about fixing their attitude.

First of all, if you even attract girls with that (because I can guarantee you no girl is gonna be interested in you because you carry a notebook. It's the same logic that the fedoralords use with their stupid hats thinking that women give a damn about pseudo neo-class that you don't even have the attitude to pull off.) The only type of girl that's gonna approach you is the kind who's interested in the money that bought that notebook.

Don't try to find artificial solutions to go around your lack of character, it's the biggest mistake you can make. The only true way to make things really work with a woman who's actually worth a damn is to fix yourself and the issues that stop you from acting.

>>34359640
>I suppose. But why would you treat yourself to real luxury in all parts of your life and then dip your cock in a cheap whore?

Because when it comes to whores variety is what turns men on. It is not one good woman for life but many different whores, doesn't matter if they are poor just as long as they look hot.

>>34358150
If you shell out $550 for a Hermes small notebook, girls are going to approach you and say "Nice Hermes small notebook, must go great with your Faggot small penis, faggot." Then they'll glide away with their pussies loudly farting and their buttholes pooping into their panties in mockery of you. Get the large notebook.

>>34359754
>Nice Hermes small notebook, must go great with your Faggot small penis, faggot."
Said no girl ever. Girls like expensive shit. But they care about things like M6, Ferraris and big villa not some stupid fucking notebook that everyone can buy.

Status symbols are things that cost in the tens or hundreds of thousands. Every wannabe pleb can save up and buy some LV belt or some shit like that.

Go save up for a million dollar villa and then we are talking.

>>34359783
OK. But you are on board with them intentionally squirting farts and shits into their panties from both pelvis holes in order to mock a beta male, right?

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I HAB A JOHN LOBB BOOTS

>>34359851
Not only boots, dress shoes also.

>>34358150
just buy a moleskine. they're like $15

>>34359469
Your IQ might actually be a single digit.

>>34360299
>moleskine

And this will make pussy wet how again?

>>34359406
>>34359469
>not wearing full Thom Browne for the average kqts

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idk OP, i spent 500$ on a bottle of cologne thinking it would attract girls. Taking my advice isn't the best idea.

>>34360372
>i can only make girls wet by buying them expensive shit

wewlad

>>34360414
Every heard about maxing out?

Let me give you an example

>Two completely identical guys
>Both 6'2''
>Both ripped
>Both handsome

Only one dresses in high end designer clothes.

Which the girl is going to pick?

Yeah, no shit. Of course she will pick the one with edge.

MAX OUT
ALWAYS
AND FOREVER

But OP is still a fag.

Fucking notebook, lol, who the fuck cares. Sounds like some hipster shit. Buy an alligator balla H signature belt instead.

>>34358381
Fucking kek, thanks CWC.

>>34358150
Yeah get that shit man

>>34358737
So, what, if I spent $3000 on a 20 year old Cadillac that used to be top-of-the line and $45,000 when it came out I'll impress you?

Fucking trash.

>>34360406
Well, your advice was "idk," so I'm not sure what he could have done with that anyway.

>>34358979
>you'll get a conversation or two with a QT

No he will not

No woman gives a fuck about a branded notebook

>>34360531
not her but
are you retared
nobody is going to be impressed by your 20 year old Cadillac, if you had a new top of the line cadiliac then yes....i will make an impression

is English not your first language.

OP is a lunatic
What the fuck is wrong with you
Get a grip onto yourself

>>34358150
Who notices shit like that besides aristocrats?

If you attract women who like money you're not going to have a good time

I kind of genuinely like the notebook for its own sake though obviously the price is bonkers unless you have way too much fucking money

OP, it's not owning an individual luxury item that appeals to women, it's the sense that you can freely throw money at luxury items as you see fit. There's a huge difference

>>34360531
look how fucking angry this poorfag pleb got

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>>34360576
Cadillac may have been a bad choice of comparison because the marque has been overtaken by niggers.

Let's say, instead, an older BMW or Porsche, either of which are easily attainable for $3000.

This is literally Elliot Rodger tier levels of attaining attraction.

>is English not your first language.

Technically not, but it's the one I've spoken for the vast majority of my life and at the moment I've been up for two days and am terribly drunk.

>>34360656
Nice try, I have fountain pens worth more than that piece of hide in OP's post.

Actual girl here. If you looked up from your Hermes small notebook, saw me notice it, looked back down at the notebook, and then looked up again, you would see me naked and pulling my pussy apart, bounding up to you to snare a part of your body in my pussy net.

>>34360775
>fountain pen thread
are any of those nice? they look strange, never seen them before

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>>34360473
/fa/ here. You're incorrect. Unless we're talking expensive pleb clothes but a guy with well fitting normal clothes will almost always win.

Also OP just buy a knockoff from Aliexpress

Yes

And wouldn't they think you're gay?

>>34360775
I have feces worth more than your terrible pens.

>>34360810
don't buy knockoffs.

girl here

my pussy would be dripping, men who have money and style is such a turn on

>>34358150
>probably older than 18
>impress girls with a fucking notebook
>being this much of a virgin
>kek

The only thing you will impress girls is with your looks. Anything else than that is far fetched

>>34360809
later Parkers are most practical (especially the non-vacuum model P-51s), Sheaffers are coolest because snorkel, and early Watermans are coolest all around because of reasons.

>>34360814
k

>>34360855
are you an engineer

also thanks, i'll look into these

>>34360843
>my pussy would be dripping,
This sounds less than appealing.

If you need to fucking buy such a expensive item to impress girls then you are pathetic. Work on yourself to impress girls without asset, once you feel comfortable in yourself then consider buying such things.

On a side note, the Hermes Notebook can also double as a mans wallet purse to put money, change, or other items. Just look at the item fold in OP

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Notebooks don't impress girls.
Sometimes I get attention but not enough to have people initiate a conversation.
People that I already know are more interested in it. Girls like drawing into it or enjoy the weird shit that I draw.
Maybe they are just being nice, I'm never quite sure.

Well, it's for self therapy and not for impressing chicks anyway

>Would it be stupid to buy a $550 Hermes small notebook to impress girls?
Or you could, you know, spend that 550 dollars on a fucking escort and get the sex you are so obviously desperately craving.

Fuck you could probably just drop that 550 on a homeless person while near a girl and it would have more of a positive effect.

>>34360775
Are those pens supposed to impress anyone?

>>34360810
Interesting, if two guys are identical, why would the average clothed guy win over the guy with expensive clothes?

What is your logic?

Remember, they are otherwise identical human beings, but one wears Zara jeans while the other one wears Balmain.

>>34361052
That is a nice notebook. Is that paperblanks?

>>34360810
Your board sucks more cock than your mother.
You all dress like absolute fags

>>34358150
buy a replica of it desu

>>34361139
Yes it is.
They are the best due to having blank paper while looking nice. I have a second one in a more arabic (less bible-esque) style

>>34361089
That Parker Duofold Senior (the big orange motherfucker) turns heads because it's nearly a foot long and has an 18 karat gold nib the size of your thumb.

Just start lurking /fa/ and r/Streetwear and be a pretentious fashion meme dude

>spending this much for a slight chance to have sex when you could buy hookers for guaranteed sex

>>34358150
I think it's nice but don't get something like that to impress girls

>>34361139
It's a notebook? I thought it was the fucking holy koran

>>34359406
/R9k/ fit battle?
Grey gosha rubchinsky crewneck
Diy cropped and distressed lightwah Levi's
Paccbett socks
Beat ass Reebok classics

>>34361195
Yes, I bought one paperblanks notebook as well. They look amazing, but I can't really use them in daily notes, because I need square cells not lines.

They look much better than that expensive hermes shit.

>>34361200
Oh, alright. Fountain pens are kind of autistic though.

If someone was writing with one, I'd assume they are closet neckbeard.

Anyway, I also do have a gold pen that was given to me as a gift, but I don't really use it, because who the fuck cares what kind of a pen do you write with. I bought a plastic one with 6 colors for 50 cents, because though it was fun and am using that one instead.

>>34359582
Gucci is good tho
They had a really great year and are putting out some good shit

>>34361278
That's one of the reasons why I bought it, it has this "holy book" vibe to it.
>>34361308
I could never use a book with lines or square sells because I draw quite a lot in it.
It's fine for writing aswell due to not being limited to a size for the letters.

>>34358929
How'd you end up working there?

>>34358150
Yes, buy it hold it in front of you everytime you go outside so women can see your status symbol. If it doesnt work you must buy 1000 dollar one and try again.

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what does r9k think about pic related? was pretty expensive when I first saw it years ago, it's around $200-300 now ( unless those are fakes?). I have a Guess bi-fold wallet right now

>>34361749

I wouldn't take that edgy piece of shit for free

>>34361749
dats gay af

>>34361330
You're not wrong and when I made a habit of exclusively writing with them in college I would coordinate my pen/ink choice for the day with the color of my tie and hat.

So yeah, not really closet autist/neckbeard, but full blown... I used to frequent TheFedoraLounge...

Still great to write with, though. I've narrowed my use down to signing official shit since some of the ink I use is exceedingly tamper-proof.

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>>34360833
$550 for a onetime notebook is a ripoff and you know it. There are much better ways to flaunt your status. If you think THIS IS IT, start off with something similar and find ways to use it

>>34361115
Because women are fucking normies. They don't give two shits about high fashion except things they perceive as high fashion (IE Zara). They want pic related, not some avant-garde looking fuccboi. There's really not much more to it other than that. Clothing that deviates from the social norm tends to be looked down negatively.

>>34361156
You're not wrong

>>34361749
looks stupid and Hot Topic tier to be honest

>>34361945
You aren't Ryan Gosling, neither is anyone here.

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>>34362286
No shit, but it wasn't about me. It was about an attractive male individual.

No girl wants The Goose in tricky ricky instead. but even if your fit is sick and his wasn't, they'd still take him because fashion favors more attractive people anyways.

It is a cruel and unforgiving mistress

>>34358150
Yeah dude. Cash out.

>>34358150
>doing anything to impress women

yes, that's stupid.

Op during class
>so you like my notebook
>ugh sure why
>it's Hermes
>what
>it's $550
>why
>well its's refillable
>only $60 to refill it
>can you stop talking to me

>only $60 to refill it

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>>34362463
Women will surely fall for this.

>>34361749
>CRAWLING-IN-MY-SKIN

Invest in some personality oh wait..

>>34362879
What's wrong, Anonymous? Did you have to leave to go to the bathroom? Why don't you just go in your pants, like your wife does?

>>34358150
>550
the fact that you even had to ask, oh my god

>>34358150
OP how tall are you?
jkjkkk

>>34358150
People who are actually intelligent will think you're an idiot. People who actually have money aren't going to walk around looking like a walking label. Fake it till you make it can be a terrible idea, you might not get called out on it, but people who don't have to fake it will consider you the lowest of the low.

>>34358150
Who buys a Hermes agenda...
Even a black leather moleskin looks better.

I would think you're a really bad taste gay lol

Your agenda looks like chicken pox met scar attacks

>>34358150
>a $600 notebook

WTF