>find out my /r9k/ friend of three months is an actual real

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>>34356312
>I thought I had an actual friend
You had your chance to get snu snu.

>>34356312
time to start the streak over again

fucking biological women

>>34356318
through the internet? haha

no way

>>34356312
i hope this is bait
OP if this is real, this is why you're alone. You can't blame women for this level of autism

>>34356426
I wasn't looking for a relationship I was looking for a friend

>>34356430
I never said you were

that's why it's funny, and why I genuinely hope this is satire
You can be friends with a girl OP

>>34356470
>You can be friends with a girl OP
I don't think so

I'm not saying "men can't be friends with women"

I'm saying "I can't be friends with a woman"

>>34356430
that was what you thought. you ended convo not because she was women but because you were scared of yourself and possibility of developing feelings. It was easier to run than accept.

>>34356488
>not because she was women but because you were scared of yourself and possibility of developing feelings
the latter is caused by the former

>>34356477
well uh
get over it?

I mean this is entirely in your head, not sure what to tell you

>>34356502
>get over it?
how about no?

>>34356312
OP is most definitely a faggot

>>34356510
then keep being miserable kek

>>34356312
This same thing happened to me before OP

I was talking to someone from omegle and we exchanged contact info and I thought I made a new friend :)

Then I was messaged them on Skype and it was A FUCKING WOMAN

I pretty much just politely ended the conversation and never logged into that skype again

>>34356502
>>34356519
norman out

>>34356494
but still, the cause was not because she was a women. You cant blame yourself for getting tricked because you didnt asked whenever she was or wasnt a guy.

>>34356519
why did you come in my thread to give me advice i didn't ask for on a topic i didn't mention and then get frustrated when i didn't accept it

this is confusing to me

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>>34356532
>you didnt asked whenever she was or wasnt a guy
because it never came up

it was never relevant

she made it a problem by mentioning it

>>34356502
Womanposter or normie

(You) know the drill.

>>34356547
Why it was a problem in the first place? It shouldnt be problem unless it was skype cam call.

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>>34356534
because otherwise you're just complaining about a retarded problem
this is entirely your fault

basically this is you

>>34356573
the entire dynamic changed instantly

i'm the type of person that falls in love with the cashier that smiles at me when handing me my change

>>34356581
>this is you
no

i am riding the bike

SHE puts the stick in the wheel

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>>34356318
>friendzone
>snusnu

>>34356587
What kind of thoughts were running through your mind when you realized her being a woman?

>>34356318
>>34356588
Are you guys like 12?
Snusnu? Friendzone?

I'm done with this board. It has been infested with underaged morons. Grow up.

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>>34356645
>Grow up.
Where do you think you are?

>>34356607
betrayal kind of, the fact that I had told this person personal things about myself and they kept something so basic for me

it was instinctual to delete her, I didn't even say anything really

>>34356645
cya newfag

>>34356312
She probably didn't tell you because she wanted to be your friend.

>>34356664
>>34356676

I've been on 4chan for 10 fucking years. I've also used this board since its inception about 3-4 years ago.

You fucking frog posting, tfw no gf crying 15 year olds should get the fuck off this website and go back to where you belong.

>>34356312
If you thought she was fine as a friend before learning she was female than you're literally just a retarded autist and this is all in your head.

>>34356693
>10 years
oh so you're new

makes cents

>>34356665
>betrayal kind of, the fact that I had told this person personal things about myself and they kept something so basic for me
Did you talked about love or sex? Maybe she knew that revealing her gender wouldnt ended so smooth.

>>34356703
springing surprises on people is not a good thing

>>34356693
>go back to where you belong
we belong here.

>middle of nowhere on new mexico highway
>my shitty car breaks down
>phone is kill
>put on emergency blinker and wait
>literally zero traffic over course of hours
>nightfall
>get sketched out because of all the wild beaners and escaped convicts roaming around
>car finally pulls over
>thankgod.jpeg
>walk up to the car
>window rolls down
>a woman's voice says "looks like you might be in a bit of a pickle. need any help?"
>tell her no
>turn around and go to sleep in my car
why would she do that to me? i thought i was going to get some actual help

>>34356707
What a pathetic attempt at bait. You know where this could work? Lebbit and 9 gag. Why are you even here? I'm sure 9 gag is more exciting than this place, you should go back to using that.

>>34356735
No you don't. I can clearly tell by your posts that you've been on 4chan for less than 2-3 months. You either lurk more or stop fucking posting and revealing how much of a newfriend you are.

>>34356730
But if you knew she was a female all along she never could have been your friend in the first place.

She literally couldn't win with you anon.

>>34356703
/r9k/ is not a rude board, you fucking normalfag. get out!

>>34356764
well that's just tough toenails huh

>>34356754
Everyone knows 2007 is the cutoff

you are new and you always will be

>>34356764
So she deceived him instead, if he doesn't want to befriend women (I don't blame him) then she should have left him alone