Greentext storytime(Screencap this please) >Be me >Live

you have my interest

origin

I sense a robot version of molester man incoming.

You should read it, OP it'll be right up your alley.

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>>34354683
This is so fucking pathetic anon I love it

Neck yourself

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>>34354683
Continued
>It was the same couple nearly Everytime
>I wasn't really sure what they looked like because I only saw their forms in the reflection of the Galaga machine
>Managed to do this about 6 or 7 times successfully
>One day I was in the arcade as usual
>It was a Saturday morning in February
>I recognized the girl's cursing
>They had gotten here really early
>"C'mon babe"
>I waited to hear the couch room's door closing before I turned around and walked toward the restroom
>I got inside and pulled my pants down and listened
>Bag crunching like from McDonald's
>Light kissing
>Patience.wav
>The kissing grew into smacking, but it died down again
>They were talking, arguing I think
>Paaaaaatience.wav
>To pass the time, I thought of a new game
>Autismoverdrive.exe
>I removed my pants and underwear inside the bathroom
>I tied my shirt up to my nips like a girl
>I began jumping up and down, and each time my feet would hit the floor, I would jerk my dick a little
>I called them "jump pumps"
To be continued

>>34355055
Plesse i hope you are kidding

>>34355055
>jump pumps

I'm listening...

Bump
Shanless

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>>34355055
Op you're scaring me now please cease this

>Each day began to feel the same as the last day
>Wake up, remove phone from charger, browse for 7 hours, go home, plug phone in and browse with computer, eat dinner, browse more, take shower, browse in shower(phone in plastic bag), go to bed, browse in bed, go to sleep with headache, wake up and repeat
>Like a dream that lasted 4 months

ohhhhhh laddie I remember high school now

You're supposed to write all of it out in Notepad before you post, OP. That way we don't have to wait for six eternities between each of your posts.

Jesus christ, dude get a grip.

>>34355055

Please type faster,

I need to know the end of this tale before I go.

>>34355130
Oh yeah, I 'member

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>>34355055
>As I am jumping I try to put my ear to wall at the same time
>My ear is scraping agaisnt the wall, but I am able to tell what is happening
>While I was jump pumping, they had started
>I jump pumped to them fucking
>For a brief two jumps/fucks, we had obtained perfect synchronization
>Euphorica.png
>It was the proudest moment of my life
>I climaxed all over the wall
>They kept going
>Even after they had left, I sat there for half an hour longer counting the tiles on the ceiling and enjoying the coolness of the toilet seat on my ass
>The door knob was turning
>I realized that I had forgotten to lock the door
>Whatareyoudoingnigger.dox
>I jumped from the toilet seat at lightning speed and scanned the floor for my clothes
>It was too late
>A little kid stepped into the restroom
>The community center had a kids of all ages policy
>I was still clutching my flaccid dick between my fingers
>He shrieked and ran out the restroom screaming gibberish
>I put on my pants and left my shirt and underwear in the restroom
>I ran outside in the cold before anyone could be alert
>I walked all the way back home, with my balls rubbing against the zipper
>I had never cleaned the cum off the wall
To be continued

>>34355369
Continue, please. I cant believe i want more details on OP's jerk session, but im captivated now

>>34355369
It's only 8am and I already want to walk infront of a bus

Goos job dude

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>>34355369
>didn't put clothes back on
>or at the very least, your shirt

for what reason?

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>>34355369
you pedo

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>>34355369
>When I returned there Monday, there were two police cars outside the building
>I had nowhere else to go, so I returned hoping that I could apologize
>I had worked one out in my head
>When I saw them, I tried to run away but an officer saw me
>"Hey!!!"
>He stepped outside and started walking towards me as slow as possible
>I had plenty of opportunities to run, but I just stood there like a scared faggot
>He gripped my shoulder and walked me inside
>Litterally scared out of my fucking mind
>He brought me to the administrative office
>One of the guys that worked there, Shaun or something, he told me that I would not only be banned, but they might be pressing charges agaisnt me
>This asshole never liked me
>I broke down before he finished his sentence and I sperged with every fiber of my being
>I wailed so hard, the whole building could probably here it
>I could feel the officer backing away from me
>I got him to drop the charges and he told me that I would only be banned for a month
>Success.wav
>For the next four weeks, when I told my parents that I was going to the community center, I instead hid around my elementary school, browsing 4chan once again
>In my isolation, my self-pity and sorrow turned into hatred
>I hated the couple for making me preform such degenerate acts
>When I returned, I told Shaun about what was happening in the couch room
>He didn't believe it was that bad until he saw for himself
>The room reeked faintly and the furniture was discolored in several areas
>Mfw someone had also been urinating in the corner
>They found several pairs of filthy panties under the main couch
>The room had to be boarded up
>The couple was banned forever
To be continued in another thread(Huge ass story)

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INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEASE PLEASE ;_;

>>34355577
There was no time

>>34355240
>>34355248
I'm sorry, I'll try to be more professional for part two

>>34355661
I'll do it if you ask nicely

>>34355691
Can you link the new thread please. I don't really feel like trying to find it.

First time i actually cringed at something i've read here.

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>>34355747
I'm sorry anon, but I feel too weak to type anymore. Part two will be tomorrow in about 14 hours. When part 3 is completed, I'll make a few threads with screencaps from all three.
I always wanted to greentext this story, and only recently has it actually ended. To me, it feels like an epic. I almost ruined my town for possible generations,.

Gay. Not even that long and no pay out.

>>34355849
Kys fgt thanks for wasting my time

>>34355896
I really am sorry anon

Fuck you OP, make part two now. I want something to read in work you faggot

>>34355849

Fuck you OP continue please.

give me something to kill time pls

>>34355652
They were gonna press charges for jerking off in the bathroom? Lol wtf, you didn't do anything really "wrong" in a horrible sense, I mean that kid caught you which was weird but what can you do about that?

>>34356742
I'd charge the kid for being a dirty pervert