>be rich >not happa thankfully >only 2 friends but they

Be our hero, go full Elliot Rodger

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Take a note from this guy, he wrote a book about a guy like you. Kind of autobiographical. We're expecting the sequel.

And don't bring your cousin to pick up girls moron

>>34353688
>>34353715

Unlike elliot my parents arent jewish/chink.

Why the fuck would I be an elliot 2.0. I have pretty stacked academic achievements.

>>34353803
If you want real advice, do what you love and fulfills you. The rest will follow. You're probably pretty smart.
And start lifting faggot.

>>34353639
If you are rich and can't get laid, just off yourself now. It's going to get worse.

>>34353639
How are you rich and a virgin? You must be some special kind of retard not to get laid while having money.

>>34354181
I'm to timid and shy to go to parties and I don't want to sell my virginity to escorts

>>34354230
I don't want gold slobbering whore pretending to lust my dick because I have money.
I've devoted too much of my life in academics so I missed out too much in social life. Now, I'm just too autistic to talk to girls without spilling spaghetti

>>34354824

You are a couple years past the point of no return m8. Thing about having money is yes women are attracted to that, but only when they get older and are looking to settle. Money doesn't make pussies tremble, good genetics do. So in their youth they fuck hot guys that don't have a pot to piss in.

>>34354824
How do I get rich? Will I always be a poorfag?

>>34354846
You are saying there are no virgin girls around my age?

>>34354870
I got rich because my parents just poured money into me... Its a blessing and a curse.
I hate to break it to you but you have to bust ass to get rich if you are genuinely poor.

>>34354870
They say there's no "increase in happiness" past like 74k, so just aim for that.

>>34353639
Why do you want a gf? They're annoying as fuck. Dating a few girls is fun. Are you decent looking? Do you get your haircut often and a good barber or do you go to great clips?

>>34355099
>Why do you want a gf? They're annoying as fuck.

I want to have someone who cares for me other than my parents. I want to fuck as well so its an added bonus. For now, I don't care about annoying girls as long as they are wife material.

>Are you decent looking?
I'm very average in looks 5/10
6' and 170 lbs
Been working out hard with a trainer for 3 months now on some high protein diet crap. I'm going to try sarm cylce a go this summer.

> Do you get your haircut often and a good barber or do you go to great clips
I go to a gay korean hair stylist once every 3 weeks. This dude charges me 30-200 bucks a cut and I let him decide what kind of cut to go with.