>see guy in my CS class browsing /tv/ >try and branch out

>anon got btfo in real life

>>34347685
>wanting to talk to people that browse Reddit-infested boards in public
I mean you shouldnt be on 4chan in public at all, but fuck me if I want to meet anyone from /tv/.

>>34347732
I saw a girl on the bus browsing reddit once.

>>34347746
That's even worse.
blox

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>>34347685

>be in cs class talking to cuties while browsing some random websites on my laptop
>horrible miasmic stench from behind me fills my nostrils.
>Turn around to see some greasy 400lb whale in a geeky bedsheet and fedora setup looking at my laptop
>he looks at me and stutters out 'youabiguy'
>confused and visibly angry at how horrible this guy smells/looks, tell him what?
>fat dude blubbers and turns red and waddles away, he accidentally knocks down two people off their chairs due to his size.
>turn back to girls and exclaim, what a fucking loser that guy was and go back to focusing on lecture.

>>34347746
Reddit is an extremely normie website.
This isn't a big deal.

>>34347685
>beat
It's beet, like the fucking vegetable you rancid swine. Leave this board and never come back.

>Not concentrating/paying attention in class. Why is he even there? Waste of his time and money.

>>34347983
Go back to fucking reddut you faggot

I saw a guy browsing /v/ on his phone in the student lounge once. I didn't say anything to him.

>>34347894
regular reddit normie would probably be browsing on /r/imgoingtohellforthis

>>34347732
/tv/ is honestly one of the worst boards on this whole site. It's nothing but 9gag memesters and BLACKED

>i guess a girl browses here i know browses 4chan
>mention it
>put tmi about a picture
>girl started asking me, saying memes
>i felt guilty on the information on her
>the girl said how about if i post all of your information on there too
>felt weird

>>34347685
He was clearly a redditor who somehow got lost. No issue.

>>34347685

He was probably trying to hide his power level. Maybe you should have tried to get to know him first before throwing memes out at him.

Someone in my lecture hall was browsing a nsfw board in plain sight. It was probably /b/ or maybe even /r9k/, I couldn't see well.

ceid anon are you here?

I saw some guy in my highschool browsing once, I don't remember what board he was on, but it wasn't a blue board and there was anime girls.

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>at college
>only have one person I talk to
>guy is huge Trump supporter
>guy is actually pretty far right wing
>election happens
>Trump wins
>think it's hilarious that /pol/ helped meme him into office
>want to talk with someone in real life about it
>ask guy if he knows about 4chan
>he tells me no
>explain it to him, describe 4chan as an "anime forum"
>guy looks really confused
>go "uhh see you later" to avoid the conversation
>tfw he probably thinks I'm autistic or something

>>34347884
>cs class
>girls

nice try

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>>34348880
>Mfw that could be me

Never reveal power level

>>34347685
>tfw you have liberal friends that irl talk shit about 4chan

>>34347685
What does CS stand for,
>cuck studies
?

>>34347685
>be 6'3"
>people usually call me "big guy"
>have to try not to laugh every time because of faggot /tv/

>>34349121
Curing Stupidity of normies through AI

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>revealing power level
>ever

>>34348180
Agreed. Baneposting and Sheevposting are the only good things to come from /tv/ in my opinion.

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>>34347884
>be girl in cs class
>weird ass guy is trying to talk to me
>he's using 4chan
>some fat lard looks at him and stutters "y-you're a big guy"
>fat fuck turns red and walks away
>guy on 4chan turns around and talks about how he's a loser

>>34348880

he knew what 4chan was. I have too lied to peoples faces about knowing what 4chan and reddit was.

>>34349220
>be cs teacher
>faggot student talking to girls
>guy is on 4chan
>other student walks up to him and says "y-you're a big guy"
>faggot gets mad at him
>he turns red and runs away
>he then proclaims about how much of a loser the other guy is to the only 3 girls in the class
>laugh to myself because the faggot is failing

>first computer science lecture
>lecturer mentions "linux" as an example of an operating system
>girl stands up and recites the interjection from heart
>"wow this is the girl for me"
>sit next to her next lecture
>she has a tranny sticker on her thinkpad
every
fucking
time

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>>34349671

Anon this is probably your only shot at love. You should take it, or at least bang that boipucci once or twice.

>Girl
>Linux

You should know better anon-kyun.

>>34347746
i browse 4chan in school

i get bored easily

>>34349671
does she pass?

many would kill for such an opportunity

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>>34350066
Double dubs checked and trapped

>>34350066
i wasn't saying that i wasn't gonna
when you are me, you don't get to be picky
she talked to me, which is all i need desu

>>34350253
she passes and is pretty cute
if she wasn't using a thinkpad, i'd have assumed she was a cis ally

>>34350319
good luck anon, proud of you

>>34350319

*Tears up*,
Don't let me down op.
*Walks away hopeful*

>>34349671
what the fuck is a tranny sticker
do they identify themselves now?

>>34349292
>I have too lied to peoples faces about knowing what 4chan and reddit was.
Same. Sometimes to avoid spergs and sometimes to avoid making a sperg of myself.

>>34348180

There is way more cuckold and racebait garbage on this board. Honestly that shit is the worst thing to ever happen to this website. Sorry that /tv/ doesnt have enough memes for you.

>>34351345
> racebait is bad
Why are you triggered by race so much? People have different genetic makeups and ancestral histories. It;s just part of the human condition and pretty funny since normies take it so seriously.

>outside campus smoking a cigarette
>autistic guy in his 40s wearing a fedora and holding a pimp cane says "fucking normies"
>get embarrassed for knowing the lingo
>start to walk away
>hear him say "fucking Chads"

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>>34347685
>be in uni
>post on uni feels threads every day
>one day in uni talk to this droopy eyed guy
>looks robot tier
>we do some small talk and complain about college
>I'm on r9k 24/7 and have superb memory
>read a post that says EXACTLY what the kid who I spoke to said to me.
>holyshit can't stop laughing
>next day
>see him
>sit next to him
>look him straight in the eye
>did you post in that unifeels r9k thread yesterday
>his face goes red hot and he says he did
>all of a sudden he flips damage control mode
>tells me he rarely posts there and goes to sports
>thought I found someone to talk to ended up being a wannabe normie
Like what the fuck why is everyone such a fucking pussy
Beta fucking uprising you cunts stick to it

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>tfw have a long time friendship with friends that revolved around this site and it's humor
>joke about shit without any sort of awkwardness
they can never know i browse r9k though

>>34349292
I also do this. or if i do acknowledge i know about 4chan, i dont go any further than that, just say yes and keep it moving

>>34348962
What about Zamyla-chan? kek

>>34349671
>every fucking time

the universe is trying to tell you something here.

I'm constantly peeking at people's screens in class to see if anyone's browsing 4chan. Waiting to pounce and acquire orbiters.

>>34352469
this sums up this entire community entirely.

So many robots say they want to make friends but hate normies, and as soon as they meet one of their own they run away

>>34347685
I browse the board on my phone at work (overnight shifts) and once the morning guy (stereotypical overwright 30 year nerd) caught it and attempted to initiate a conversation about it before showing me his TOTALLY HILARIOUS youtube gaming channel. It was pretty awkward desu. I was wrong for accidently leaving the page open but you just dont talk about this shit in real life.

>guy I know browses 4chan
>specifically here
>tell him I also browse /r9k/
>im afraid he find a post I wrote and reply saying my name

>>34354088
Hi Ryan.

Origami

>>34354148
Hi Nick.

funny seeing you here

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>>34347685
top kekkles famalam this comment is originally

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>>34347685
>girl from /cgl/ says she's going to be at [event] and to say hello to her if you see her in person
>see said girl by chance at same [event]
>ask if she's from /cgl/
>"Uh, no"

>>34348302
Are you underage, a retard, an indian or some combination of 2 or more?

I seriously can't tell.

Anyone from UC Berkeley here? Specifically a CS major? ;_;

>>34354657
tfw got accepted to Cal but ended up going to UCLA, which literally has no anons

>Tfw there are girls in my CS classes
>Tfw almost ALL of them always get help from some guys and some even do their homeworks for them

wtf

>>34347685
>browse /tv/ on class
>reading kino threads, BLACKED, rec me a movie threads, etc
>everyone makes some fucking iteration of that Bane meme
>beginning to get tired of it
>literally rage every time I see that fucking UUUU
>some faggot walks up to me
>I swear to god he actually says it
>u a big guy
>as the realization that the meme I most hate has actually made its way into my real life dawns on me, I turn around
>I can only say "what?", lest I send his teeth to visit his throat
>dude blushes and walks away
thanks god robots, I almost started some shit over a fucking meme

>>34354693
Why'd you choose UCLA instead? I didn't even get a choice, because UCLA rejected me.

>>34354747
Because I figured the quarter system would help me figure out what I'd want to do with my life faster than the semester system.

I'm graduating this year and it hasn't.

>>34347685
>see a guy in my Counter-Strike class browsing /tv/
>secretly follow him to the movie theater
>he's happily watching kino and eating crab's legs off an anvil
>point at him and yell "Hey everybody this loser watches movies by himself!!"
>everybody laughs and throws rocks at him

>>34347685
You fucking faggot lolololol

>someone brings up 4chan
>"never heard of it"
>"isn't that like a hacker website xD"
Only appropriate ways to respond.

>>34348880
>he probably thinks I'm autistic
*knows

/tv/ is trash board filled with meme-spouting underage faggots and you should kill yourself for still going there.
Even /r9k/ is better.

>>34349007
>tfw half of my liberal friends go to /pol/
i still dont know why. I dont even go there.

>>34347685
I'm a real-life Baneposter.
Although I only do that with my friends.
I think they tolerate it... somehow.

Also
>little brother is a normie wannabe (with almost no success)
>always tries to be as "alpha" as possible
>youhavenopowerhere.jpeg
>sometimes when he chimps out I just smile and say "You're a big guy!"
>It pisses him off like hell
>suddenly he's an angry and frustrated Wojak and I'm a smiling, smug Pepe
>It works. Every fucking time.

Remember: If you're a small guy inside, don't try to act big.
You're just going to look like a hothead.