>fapping last night like usual >pounding my butt witH a

>>34344087
>not gay
>like penis shaped objects in your ass

okay anon

>>34344087
>with a smirk
Your mom's kinda nice.

>>34344087
>>ask why I even had the dildo in the 1st place
>>can't explain
>>just hurriedly walk off to room
>>tells me not to forget my dildo with a smirk
I wish my mom would be as cool about this as yours was mine would've thrown me out. Just tell her you were experimenting or that you're bi. Since she didn't throw you out of anything I'm sure she will accept you.

>>34344087
>I'M LITERALLY FUCKED!
yeah, by your dildo! Hahaha

>>34344120
if you've never fapped while pressing against your prostate then stfu, You can't understand, fapping the regular way afterwards just feels lackluster in comparison.
>>34344125
I'm legit not gay though, I only like girls none of that trap shit either. I don't even want people to think that.
There's just literally no way of me disproving it though. I'm too shy and beta to ever get a girlfriend so now it's just I must be closeted gay

>>34344208
just tell your mol about prostate stim and that you were masturbating ina honest manner

>>34344236
Yeah mom i just like to shove things up my ass while I masturbate. It feels goods. Fuck that, that's definitely going to give off a gay flag.
W/e it's too late to cry about it. She'll forget about it eventually maybe..

Lol Op is faggot
y r u such a Homo

>>34344411
Show her your porn collection. You either have nothing to hide or you have to just accept that your gay.

>>34344411
>like having a dildo isn't already a gay flag

Include me in the /r/4chan screenshot pls

Prostate stimulation does feel great though, first prostate orgasm + penile orgasm felt waves of warmth pulse toe to scalp and thought I was gonna die.

>>34344640
Well, your straight self died right then and there.

It's not gay. Gay is when you can fall in love with a man. Just ask /lgbt/. God only knows how easy it is to trigger them with the gay-for-pay crap and prostate stimulation threads (oh, and the "looking for nohomo buttsex to experiment for one time, straight guys only" ads on craigslist)

it's homo as fuck but it ain't gay. only 40% of gays practice anal sex.

t. homo pro

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>>34344666
just ask these satisfied customers

>>34344666
>only 40% of gays practice anal sex.
bullshit, wtf they do then just suck each other off?

>>34344120
To be fair he should have just used his fingers

>>34344087

>Not telling her you fantasize about having women pound you with a strap-on
>Not glancing, flustered, at her crotch then back at the dildo
>Not going back to your room embarrassed and awkward
>Not later that night, having your mother walk into your room
>Not noticing she has a bulge in her pants
>Not getting noticeably hard at this realization
>Not being lovingly forced onto the bed by your mother as she rubs her breasts and strap on over you
>Not being opened up and prepped by your mother's loving tongue
>Not being shoved into the bed head first as your mother pounds your ass with a strap on
>Not doing this so often you no longer are able to cum without your mother furiously fucking your butt

ISHYGDDT

My mom saw my fleshlight once and never made a big deal of it. It'll pass OP.

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>>34344911
That's not how real life works..
Quit frying your brain on chink porn

>"I'm not gay mom I just like fucking dick"

Tell her you just never had experience with a woman, she'll feel sorry for you and thats when you rape her

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>Realize the best nut is probably an anal dildo in conjunction with a fleshlight
>It probably feels better than sex

>>34344121
probably he stated with much confidence that he is not gay and maybe she thinks he actually has a gf and he wants her to mind her own business like any other young man usually does

>>34344999
It's pretty good but it's kind of tough to do right if you like to look at porn, too. Normally I like to fap laying down but when I do it that way I have to take a piece of wood I keep in my room, attach my dildo to it, and ride it cowgirl while I beat myself off with my fleshlight. It's so I can hold my fapping phone in my other hand to look at porn.

>>34344666
>asking /lgbt/
>defending the idea that sticking a dildo in your ass isn't gay
>wasted trips on this bullshit

Satan, you really like to ruin things.

>>34344958

Of course its not real life. Its a greentext on a Korean basket weaving forum.
Only a fool would take anything posted here seriously, including OPs post

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>>34344911
I need a porn video of this exact situation RIGHT NOW

>>34344087
Tell her that if you were gay you'd have a boyfriend. It's a lot easier than getting a gf.

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>>34345095
shut up you little shit or im coming after you next

>>34345061
imagine your mom walking in on that. holy shit that is so degenerate

>>34345144
Good thing I don't live with my parents, huh?

>>34344640
how do you do it tho

>>34345061
>it's kind of tough to do right if you like to look at porn
Not if you have a dildo with suction. I got one on Cyber Monday from Bad Dragon.
I just stick on the end of my bed post, and rock back and forth bent over while using my onahole. My laptop is on the floor in front of me

>>34345243
Like I said, I have a suction one. I don't use my laptop for porn, though. Just work stuff and watching movies. I have my old phone for porn.

>>34345061
This anon's going places. I'm going to do a similar thing once I buy a suction cup dildo but in the shower, too afraid of making a mess on accident.

>>34345125
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=mother+pegging+son
Go crazy anon.

>>34345264
Ah, yeah my bad, I didn't read your post clearly. You also said you prefer lying down too, guess it would be kind of hard like that.?
I've tried that, but meh. It's just way easier just having to rock your hips back and forth than it is bouncing up and down watching porn.

>>34345243
>>34345061
Why watch porn? Getting fucked up the ass is enough stimulation for me. (no homo)

>>34345415
Different anon, but I need to be turned on in order to enjoy something in my ass. I can do it without porn but it's better with porn

>>34345415
that was extremely homo

>>34345415
Idk I just like too, having a visual makes it that much sweeter though using your imagination is fine too.
As far as stim I still need to fap to cum. Using my ass feels good, but I can't orgasm like that alone at least I don't think

>>34344126
extremely underrated post right here

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>>34344120
I'm not gay and I put a carrot up my ass a few times, and I have a gay sex dream every few months, I think it's because I'm 25yo khv and it fucks me up, I fap to lolis too, I never used to do it before

>>34344411
She will literally never forget. I know you think she will because it makes you feel better but think about it. If you saw a dildo in your sons room youd NEVER forget it. Sorry anon

>OP is not a faggot
yeah sure

>>34344738
>yfw you realize you can have a loving relationship without penetrative sex
the ultimate red pill

>>34345633
Nah, someone will end up doing the penetrating, even if it's not you. Even if it's without your knowledge.

>>34345633
Men are naturally ruled by hormones and horny af.
They have to unleash that semen somewhere

>>34344120
Fucking a trap is not gay, fucking your boipussy with a dildo is not gay.

>>34345602
Yeah, I've never even seen it and I haven't forgotten it. How could a mom who saw it firsthand possibly forget? My mom caught me trying to stick hotdogs and corn cobs up my ass when I was 14 and she still brings it up 17 years later and so does the rest of the family since she told everyone

>>34345061
>I have to take a piece of wood I keep in my room, attach my dildo to it, and ride it cowgirl while I beat myself off with my fleshlight. It's so I can hold my fapping phone in my other hand to look at porn.

If I saw my child doing this I'd shoot them in the back of the head. This is one of the most degenerate things I've read on this website.

>>34345702
did you end up gay in the end?

>>34345706
Shooting your children is degenerate

>>34345664
>what is oral sex

>>34345733
Yes, specifically black cock indulgent

>>34345369
I could do it like that by working my ass if I had to, but I prefer to really ride it.
>>34345415
When I'm actually masturbating, I like to have visual stimulation.
>>34345706
Sure you would, mister internet tough guy. :^)

>>34345758
Well I assumed and already asked about that >>34344738
I still don't see why they just wouldnt fuck each others butts

>>34345804
show us your pooper origanu

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>>34345850
Why would I do that? That sounds dumb.

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>>34345871
You must not be a qt then, probably a hairy neckbeard

>>34345901
Just because I like using a dildo doesn't mean I want to post my ass all over the internet.

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saged originally of course

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oregano canollio

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>>34344087
It will all work out, OP. Just remember to always be yourself, so we can recognize you.

>>34344087
you're actually gay if you like phallic objects up your ass

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derailing thread in process

>>34345901
I'm rock hard now fuck you

>>34344999
>Tfw took it a step further and did all that + VR headset
>Have anal onahole so fantasized about fucking a qt futanari asshole while another qt futanari pokes my butt
>Have waist high cardboard box with hole cutout for my onahole so i can stand and hump it without holding it

How degenerate is that bros?

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get this gay shit off my board

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>>34346398
Are you the spidey dude from /b/

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>>34346398
Put me in coach

origina

>>34346398
Spiderman is unfunny cancer. It's a dead /b/ meme and only underages use it.

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>>34346683
Cancer? I dont think you understand what sort of Polynesian skydiving forum you're on

>>34344087
>>tells me not to forget my dildo with a smirk

lmao ur mom AMOG'd you hard

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Originally get out

Queer!!
- love mom

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I claim ownership of this thread

>>34344087
The gayness in this thread is off the charts.

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>>34345061
holy shit I'm fucking going to die from laughing

>>34344087
>tfw can't find my prostate

ITS NOT FAIR

Screw your mom, move out and put on dildo shows at chaturbate. You'll be rolling in the dough.

>>34344659
Every prostate orgasm is jesus leaving your body

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>tfw ywn be a qt sissyboi who has a beautiful cis girlfriend and makes money by getting fucked by her on chaturbate

>>34344087
wew lad, you have a Munchausen by proxy mom. I had/have one myself and it's only going to get worse.

I've never prostate orgasmed