Virgin Scale:
Level Ages:
1 18-20: Calm down but stay alert.
2 20-22: Starting to see tail lights in race.
3. 22-25: INTERVENTION NEEDED
4. 25-27: Women do not see you now.
5. 27-30: Never to late to Gay yourself.
6 30 plus: Its pedophilia or the bullet.
>>34340294
I will really don't give a fuck despite being level 5. Kill yourself.
>tfw you reach the enlightenment of wizardhood.
Level 1, at least I'm not level 0
Lvl 5
Fugggg
Level 6 and don't care
Lvl 3 here. To scared to try.
Lvl one here
What if I'm a /khv/? H as in handhold less, hugless too
>>34340294
>level 2
>going to be hitting level 3 in a few months
I-I've got a couple of years to make it right?
>>34340294
>forgetting level 7
40 plus: Average looking women your age bow down to you as their Stacy friends are getting married and they begin to fear dying alone.
get an education and play the long game
>>34340294
>overlapping ages
What did OP mean by this?
What's the level for < 18?
>>34341068
They should not be on this site.
oreganelo
>>34340294
>mfw level 5
>>34340294
>INTERVENTION NEEDED
Um. I'm 22. Which level am I?
Why the fuck did you overlap ages you fucking moron.
>>34342050
I didnt. if you are between the age of 18 and 20. Thats one level, meaning youve turned 18 and today turned 20. the 20-22. You are 20 and this is your level until the day you turn 22. So you are level 3.
>>34340294
Level 2 already. Dont care though, ive just given up
>>34340294
>Women do not see you now.
Thank god.
>>34343523
Level 2 is NOT the give up stage. Thats level 6. Level 2 is the self improvement stage. at this point what youve been doing has only served to lead you to giving up. So do everything differently. whatever you are good at get deeper into it. theres females in nearly every field of interest. get good at something to feel good about yourself then go to situations where being good at that thing counts for something. as long as it involves interacting with other people things Science projects, computer shit, book readings, cosplaying, comic shops, hobby shops, gaming clubs,,,rp/tabletop gaming, not video games. Video game related skills and interest have to be focused like a laser. You will need to be a cashier at Gamestop to turn that into getting laid.
>>34340294
>1 18-20: Calm down but stay alert.
oh shit this is so me right now
mark my words before I hit 21 I will make it
>>34340294
Level three but close to the level four. I just dont care what people will think of me because i'm already lost this life.
Level 1, not losing hope because my shyness isn't as bad now. Got time to meet interesting people and shit. Not worried
>>34340294
Level 7 here (38). This list is gay. I haven't given up hope, but I don't care if I die alone. Whatever happens happens.
>>34341058
I should have a masters degree by 40.
>>34343652
Then ill skip to level 6. Thanks but ive already decided to not try
>>34340294
>tfw level 3
It's over isnt it?
>>34343753
Well, buddy, I personally have already written you off as a pedophile weekend babysitter and soccer coach. i see no hope at all for you and showed mercy to your condition by offering you the bullet option.
HOWEVER someone else said you are right around the corner from getting 40something females that are afraid of becoming old crazy cat ladies living alone and childless. I actually see things different for you now and hope you fuck a librarian and not a 3rd grader. Good luck.
kjbn
>>34343920
>40something females that are afraid of becoming old crazy cat ladies living alone and childless
>actually considering getting with women who rode Chads in youth like there was no tomorrow
>>34344192
And that right there...being a 40 year old man thats never had sex...and looking at women your age as disgusting sluts because they did...is why I offered you the bullet...because that is exactly what turns a man into a child molester. You have a PHOBIA of experienced adult women. God help your nieces.
>>34340336
You can pintpoint the exact moment when he realised life of sex god wasn't meant for him.
>>34344249
>You have a PHOBIA of experienced adult women
>experienced adult women
More like another set of sluts. Besides +30 men dont get cranky because of lack of sex unlike women.
>>34340294
>losing your virginity as a pedophile
This is the logic of the robot
>>34344249
no I have a phobia of aids because whores tend to have those
>>34340294
Arbitrary made up bullshit. Just lose some weight, lift and get help for social anxiety.
If there are reasons you can't do any of that get a prostitute
Otherwise just be comfortable you're not straining rainwater in some shit hole in the middle east to survive.
>>34344377
>get a prostitute
It's not the same because you're still emotional virgin.
Take the steve hoka redpill: an 18 year old virgin will be a 40 year old virgin.
just reality
>>34343652
Take the bullet i mean. Fuck the other option
I don't like little kids and I don't feel like suicide though.
>>34340294
>25-27: Women do not see you now.
>implying they did before