How do gays date? Is it like straight dating with dinner + netflix&chill

>>34336063
>public toilet
>fuck with clothes on
>go home

>>34336073
where's the romance?

>>34336102
What am I, a faggot?

>>34336073
>>public toilet
>>fuck with clothes on
>>go home

Hot!

>>34336073
Thats not even a date, thats a hookup

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Here you go, OP. Glad I could be of service.

>>34336279
that's beautiful, thank you anon :)

>>34336063
In my experience, it's similar to straight dating, but with a lot more sex involved. You still go out on dates and go out for meals or to the cinema or whatever, but you and your date are much more sexually open; I've never had a date end with just kiss on the cheek.
Sorry of not being a virgin and posting on /r9k/ btw, I do genuinely feel like a dick for posting here when few would consider me a real robot. It was at least relevant to the thread

>>34336592
Don't apologize anon, people who would insult you for that are jerks anyway. And thanks for the insight

>>34336644
No problem, and thanks for being nice, though you should bear in mind I'm probably in the minority of gays that would actually consider monogomous dating. The stereotype about gay guys being massive sluts is true for the most part

>>34336279
Wunderbaar

first time I had sex (I'm prison gay) was through grinder. Met a guy my age, we talked in the living room (it was mostly him complaining about his father) and then we fucked.

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>>34336790
Same here
I've fucked 7 guys in my life, but zero girls, even though 85% of the porn i watch is straight

Such is the life of prison gay losers

>>34336881
did you get fucked also ? :3
the first (and only) time I had done this, I tried everything but now I realize that I'd much rather fuck a twink's ass, suck his cock, let him suck mine; but I don't want him to fuck my ass.
but I also kinda feel like it is unfair to only want to fuck someone's ass without willing to let him fuck mine

I live in a black majority city and I scared of using grindr
I don't want to get ass raped by a black man posing as a white twink
Also, the rape is honestly what scares me the most, getting hiv as a result of it is

>>34336969
Nice bi doubles digitals

Gays make up a small percentage of the world's population, so the odd that a gay guy would find another gay guy he's emotionally and physically compatible with a really, really low. Much lower than a straight man's odds. Most gay guys just end up fucking random strangers without actually committing to a relationship.

Kind of a bummer.

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>>34336969
I'm a top like 90% of the time anon
It's pretty rare for me to bottom, it only happened to guys that i had fucked his ass before, after i was pretty comfortable with the whole situation

But you need to try more anon, especially if you found some stable fuck buddy or a bf, you will probably have to bottom sometimes.

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>>34337093
>>34336881
I just gotta say, you got some of the nicest yaoi images
How old are you and how do you meet boys?
Also I'd love if you could talk more about your sexual life

>>34337020
>ass raped by a black man posing as a white twink
man I wish I would be in your place, that's one of my fantasies

>>34336279

lol I made that thread

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>>34337193
An I screencapped it, then that anon posted the screencap that he saved earlier. Yeah teamwork!

Me and my bf don't like going out cause we both hate being around normies, so we usually hang out at each others place. We usually cuddle for a few hours while watching youtube or tv, then play some video games, eat while watching a movie, then cuddle again with maybe something like light dick touching or a bj.

I only had one experience, so take it with a grain of salt.

>cyborg gayfag
>out in a club with a friend
>wasted and just sitting there trying not to fall asleep
>some faggy guy is being harassed by two dudes because it's slavland
>me, my friend, and a couple of foreigners who follow us around because they want to fuck her join their conversation
>two guys see they're outnumbered, leave
>roastie friend resumes leading on her French sandniggers
>I'm left alone with fagboy
>he sticks out his tongue at me, has a pill of something on it
>"that's... cool..."
>"thageiff"
>"sorry?
>"thage da pfill"
>I reach for it with my hand
>"nuuuhh!"
>he mimes that I should stick out my tongue too
>"no way"
>"pweese ah aheady had doo"
>let him pass me whatever the fuck he's taking with his tongue
>took a few tries, it's bitter as fuck and half-dissolved
>wonder if this counts as my first kiss
>"what is this?"
>"speed"
>he was about to hook up with some sixteen year old, but the kid ditched him
>absolutely degenerate
>he proceeds to bitch about his mother, tells me how his dad died of cancer, breaks down crying
>I'm barely conscious, remember my roastie friend might be getting raped by sandniggers and go look for her
>she's alive, but the guys are out of it
>take her home
>realize the speed fag is following us
>fine
>it's Wednesday morning, people all around us are going to work, and we're fucked up in eighteen different ways
>we all end up at her place
>one thing leads to another and me and the other faggot are trying to get it on in her living room, but out dicks don't work
>he starts talking about how his ex an hero'd a couple of weeks ago
>I pass out
>wake up in the evening, both of them are still sleeping
>order food for everyone, make coffee
>he wakes up, pukes, informs me that he thought I was cuter, laughs about it, eats, leaves
>roastie friend agrees that he's a massive dick
>she tracks him down on normiebook, starts hanging out with him anyway

2/10, would not recommend.

>>34337287
Sounds nice. I hope you both die of AIDS ;_;

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>>34337158
Thanks
>How old are you and how do you meet boys?
23, started dong lewds with guys 2 years ago
>Also I'd love if you could talk more about your sexual life
No much to tell, but i did a threesome 20 days ago, fucked both of them, nice couple.
I don't have any feelings for any of them, which is a shame, i really would like to be free of girls.
I usually found them on tinder or friends of friends. I look pretty straight, which is something that a lot of gay guys like.

>>34336063
Ypu can go straight to sex with you're horny or just a slut.
But you can also say "not interested in hookups" and look for people who aren't either.

>>34336881
>>34336790
> Internet made me gay.
> I have sex with men but I'm not truly homo
You're right. You're just idiots.

>>34337773
Look pretty straight having shota saved on your computer. Fag, weeb, pedo, closeted unresolved... Can you get any more disgusting?

>>34338068
He's a slut too.

>>34337287
>tfw no comfy 4chan bf

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>>34338013
I'd say I'm bi (~2 on kinsey scale)
So I prefer women but I'm too scare / inept to actually get a woman

>>34337773
I would like to be able to use tinder, but I would need to change my bio depending on women or men and there is no option for that - i don't think
grindr feels a little more degenerate in comparison to tinder for some reason

>>34338166
>tfw had one but he left me
I don't know if I could really date a normie who didn't use 4chan. Knowing someone is on 4chan is like instantly knowing your humor is compatible.

I got into contact with someone in my city (atlanta) but I think he just created a throwaway email and he no longer checks it :(

>>34336063

They go straight to unprotected sex because they're disgusting animals

I tried dating but it is really hard because trying to find a bf is really difficult if you meet people face to face. My bf and I talked on a dating app then met up and had dinner and a few drinks. Later we walked around a park late at night and looked at stars.

It's really nice to never have to go anywhere and just hang out and do things like play magic and Pokemon and then watch a movie.

I would encourage anybody to use an app because the dating pool is so small and I live in a mostly rural red state with a kinda small amount of gay dudes, if anybody wants to fuck on the first date kick that normie trash to the curb.

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>>34338289
>none of my friends ever want to play card games with me and here you have a boyfriend to play with
fucking normalfags

>>34338289
I've been considering using Okcupid because I've heard scary things about tinder and bots. Also post some cute cuddle stories anon!

>>34337020
A tip for everyone for future reference - when you're meeting someone for the first time make sure they know people are expecting you even if it's a lie. Don't try to force it because you'll weird them out, just something along the lines of "I can't be out too late though, something something family/friends". People will be much less likely to try something.

Also ccw isn't a bad idea either.

>>34337313
>cyborg
You sound pretty robot to me.

>>34338393
>ccw
Creedence Clearwater Wevival?

>>34338454
Concealed carry weapon

>>34336063
>How do gays date?
A guy told me we can go for a beer and see where it goes if I suck him off first.

>>34338467
Oh, thanks anon

original

>>34336592
Fucking Chad Homocock

>>34338166
>mfw had a robot bf
>26 yo NEET but somehow hot as fuck
>huge nerd
>Almost completely asexual though
>be with him for one year and only do lewd things twice
>one day he says he wants to be alone
>never heard of him again

Pretty sure he was autistic