>Anon, I did your background check, and I don't think

Well I actually used to work as a moderator for 4chan. But I felt this title was less embarrassing.

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All my life I've been fascinated with history, and beginning in middle school (around age 12) I became especially interested in the Holocaust and the Nazi regime. Every time the subject came up in school I would pay attention moreso than in other classes, and no matter the class I would try to relate papers and assingments back to my passion: the Holocaust. Obviously people took notice, and I became known as the kid who liked the Holocaust. Most of them didn't think it was too weird, they just thought it was a hobby and they would sometimes talk to me if they had any questions. I didn't think it was weird either, I just found the horrible atrocities fascinating to learn about. Because of this interest I majored in history at Harvard College, despite what people said about history not being the safest major due to lack of jobs. Regardless I pushed through, got my PhD, and wrote all the papers I could on my beloved Holocaust Come the end of the education chapter in the book of my life I had to move on and find a job. But what people said was right. There were no jobs for a Holocaust denier such as myself. Within a year I was homeless, living on the streets. I'd curl up in my refrigerator box, thinking back on my life. Was it worth it to major in what I loved, was it worth being homeless to persue my passion: the Holocaust? I had never been able to answer that question. Because I just didn't know. That is until now, now I know it was all worth it, because I can say with absolute certainty that your comment is literally worse than Hitler

>>34333449
Yes, I think breakfast is the most important meal of the day as it gets me prepared for a big day of work. When I am properly fueled I find I can really bring my mind to bear on the kind of difficult problems I expect to face in your firm.

>>34333449
I got paid money for saying the holocaust didn't happen, how hard is it to deduce?

>>34333449
No, it's supposed to say Donald Trump campaign manag... nevermind.

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>>34333449
>It says here that, and I don't think I've ever heard of this job before, but that you previously worked as a "Professional Holocaust Denier."
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