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Do I have the right genetics to grow a beard, or should I just

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Do I have the right genetics to grow a beard, or should I just shave this off right now?

This is four days after shaving.
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no, that is going to be patchy and thin. shave it
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>>34328341
Really? I feel like the light color of my hair makes it look worse than it actually is.
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>>34328332
let it grow and see where it goes.
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>>34328396
Will do.
It'll probably look really out of place.
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>>34328491
decent looking fella, what are you doing in this god forsaken place?
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>>34328491
Shave the 'stache, keep everything else trimmed to the length it is now
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>>34328655
fuck this. shave everything but the 'stache.
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>>34328491

Just want to let you know that you have a lazy eye and you need to get that fixed with laser surgery. It's really noticeable.
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>>34328491
nice eyes, take care of those blackheads
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>>34329492
I aswell have that same type of lazy eye and 2 different optometrists said lasers cant fix it because it's a problem with the muscle in the eye

The best you can do is wear an eyepatch over your dominant eye for 12 hours a day for 3 months and hope it strengthens the muscle in your weaker eye since that type of lazy eye is because 90% of your vision is coming from 1 eye
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>>34328332
shave the mustache and maybe grow the chin hairs out if it's not going to be too thin. you look young so it'll probably fill out as you age

leave you handsome faggot
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>>34329570

So does that mean you're a genetic freak or what?
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>>34328388
I say if it's even at this point, you're not meant to have a beard. If you really want one, I don't know for sure, but testosterone won't hurt you would it?

Like when guys want beards why don't they just take T.
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>>34329609
it's a birth defect, called strabismus, not really genetic but usually a result of a mothers poisoned womb
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I have a beard...when I was shaving, if I went 4 days without doing it, it would be thick. Yours isn't thick at all.
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What do you guys think of my hair like this? Is it cute?
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or do I look more sexy like this?
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>>34329669

Looks way better the previous surferbro way.

And I can't notice your lazy eye.
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>>34329669
>some dude tries to rp as me
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>>34328606

Ahahahahaha.

Hope you realize there are solid 8/10's browsing this place. That's not enough these days.

Gotta be pretty alpha and that's just the start, mate.
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>tfw only potato posts his facial hair pics
Ok let me help mate, here's my moustache I've been trying to grow since 1st of January, hows my progress.

>>34329694
m8 afaik u look like shit clean shaven but decent with carrot stubble
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>>34329720

The main reason for this is that there are 7 billion fucking people.

>everything will work out with billions of people! :D

Nope.
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>>34329570
>>34328491
Is it a lazy eye or ptosis?
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>>34328491
You're too cute to be here. please let me see your fiery pubes
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>>34329754
you look like my old biology teacher, he was a pretty cool dude
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>>34328491
Holy shit, American Ed Sheeran.
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>>34329669
>>34329694
Youre You're just showing off now. Leave, failed chad, your kind is not welcome
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>>34329754
The fuck is this shit? Invasion of the chads? God fucking damn it, leave you bunch of men whores
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>>34329854
Thanks senpai, jeez Im getting to that age that I can look like high school teachers, fuck im old
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what the fuck is this thread? We don't know your age, we don't know if you can grow a beard, and we certainly don't care. Why are you just looking for excuses to post face on r9k? you are just as bad as the attention whore roasties.
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>>34329865
Hey I'm Irish, mate. Don't be a dingleberry.
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Judge my beard, robots
> Inb4 REEEEE fucking Chad!!! fucking leave this place!
I know, i know... Just try to ignore my superior superbly stupendous facial beauty and lets be done with it
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>>34329929
Bro, I hate to be mean, but that nose. That. Nose. Fuck.
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>>34329929
Damn I'm too handsome for this place
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>>34329929
youre one ugly motherfucker, my dude
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>>34329951
What about my nose, you jealous fucker?
You're just envy you will never be as good looking as I. Even stoned my beauty surpass all standards.
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>>34329843
He posts his pics here all the time. I tried to get nudes once but he's a prude. Must be his Irish-Catholic upbringing.
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>>34329957
How you dare to spurt such blatant lies on the internet? Are you just jealous of my genetic superiority?
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Y'know what, since this thread's clearly gone off the rails I'm gonna post one of the greatest selfies I've ever taken.

This was for a Warboy cosplay a couple years back. My dad actually shaved my head the day of because my bald cap broke.

Witness me.
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>>34329986
I stopped posting pictures of myself on here once I got a girlfriend.
Also, I'm mostly Italian.
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>>34329754
Jesus Christ, you're still here man? I thought if any of us would make it, you would. I mean, you're actually handsome. Just goes to show, being a robot isn't about how we look.

>>34329885
Newfag.
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>>34330013
my bad, dude
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>>34330058
you look like an ashy nigger
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>>34330058
This board is not for you, chad! Go collect tinder pussy and let us be!
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>>34328332
I feel like having just enough to outline my jaw works for me, just keep it short

>>34329694
Thus hair is better
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>>34330080
If you can't see that he leads a normal life and comes here only to laugh at your inferiority
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>>34329886
Sorry, I meant to say professor and you don't look old. You're a younger, but just as handsome version of him.
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>>34330100
I'm laughing so fucking hard right now shit
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>>34330109
You are really fucking cute.

original
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>>34330109
What an ugly motherfucker, how canyou stand looking at the mirror and not vomiting profusely?
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>>34330080
I'll be here forever thanks to the autism instilled in me by a decade of 4chan abuse.

At least I got a gf, but being a robot isn't just about >tfwnogf and I'd still be browsing here daily even when Id get to see her, like during cuddling and shit sometimes.

>>34330128
I see, thanks man. Thank god, im only 23.
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>>34330089
Not everyone can be this handsome, anon. Just accept that and you won't have to be this jealous of my handsomeness anymore
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>>34330109
>dat faggot sweater
>dat qt face

breh if you wanted you could prob have any fembot in this shit hole.
I say go on over to /soc/ if you suffer from >tfw no gf
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>>34330158
> There people like this browsing this board right now who think they are part of it
Cancer.
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>>34330127
Calm down, newfriend. That's not even a sensible statement. For that matter, I don't even dislike normalfags. They have their own problems and struggles. I'm just not one of them, so my feels are different and I don't relate well with them. Unfortunately, I also don't relate well to neo /r9k/ which happens to consist almost entirely of people with major personality disorders and racist/misogynist /pol/ cross-posters.
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>>34330192
I usually don't respond to these things because I don't want to be an attention whore but seriously m8 this sweater is top notch and 10x more comfy than anything else I own
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>>34330227
Next you're going to tell me that r9k.2 was not created to pander toour demographics. It's almost like you should leave too.
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>>34330109
You look like Emile Hirsch.

Definitely worse people to look like.
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>>34329528
How does one do that? Originaaaaal
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>>34330208
I was part of it before for a decade, why couldnt I be now? Are you gonna 100% quit r9k the day after you get lucky having sex?
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>he doesn't use Rogaine on his beard

wew kobe
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>>34330281
too many unknown side effects imo
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>>34329570
>>34328332
>tfw have a lazy eye AND a beard

JUST
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Am I passable? Should I change my hair maybe?
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>>34330293
>too many unknown side effects
>unknown

what? all the regular rogaine side effects are known. It's not different if you apply it on your heard.
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DO NOT REPLY TO THE TRIPFAG "WOMAN"
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>>34330273
squeeze them out if thats too hard then turn on some hot water and keep your face over it and try again, it should open up your pores and make it easier.
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DON'T FUCKING REPLY I SWEAR TO GOD, THE ROASTIE MUST LEAVE
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>>34330302
Fuck off Vicki
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY YOU RETARD NOW HE'LL POST AGAIN
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>>34330251
It actually didn't start out this bad. See, I was actually here BEFORE you idiots migrated here from PUA blogger comments sections, and posted your daily spam threads about, "ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES AND I CAN'T GET LAID BECAUSE OF SMV." Also, /fr9k/ v2.0 was mainly created because m00t was a deranged American who sniffed a little too much freedom, and backpedaled on one of the few good decisions he made (deleting /new/).

>>34330302
Seek treatment for you Cluster B personality disorder, and stop being a tripfag.
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>>34330328
>>34330342
>>34330349
>>34330364
That's not very nice desu

Oil.
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ARE YOU IDIOTS REALLY THIS FUCKING NEW? IT'S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT.

DO

NOT

REPLY

GET IT THROUGH YOUR REDDIT HEADS
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>>34330330
dude wat
nice meme xd
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>>34330423
call it what you want but thats what I do
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>>34330273
Is like a jew saying "I was on pol before it became anti-Semitic". We'l certainly you don't belong here any longer. Actually if you managed to escape wizardry, you were never a robot to begin with. Everyone knows it's an unescapable route, no off the ride, nigger.
But answering your question, if one day I was magically awarded all the tools of chaddom, looks, money, love, and friends, I'll be honest, I'd hardly leave this place because after all these years I'm unfortunately bound here like a drug addicted. But I'll tell you also something I'd never do: post about my normalcy, my looks and my success in life in a board mads for living failures just so I could boast and fish some attention off these poor desperates bastards. That's what makes you a board killing cancer.
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>>34330298
The secret to your happiness lies on gay bear chasers. You are choosing to be miserable.
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>>34330411
Nigga, I ain't even in your thread. Just passing thru the front page and spot a tripfag. I can't not tell them to fuck off.
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>>34330504

I can't be gay even if I wanted to. Only attracted to women. But they aren't attracted to me. But it's true, I've only attracted fags.
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>>34330401
Fuck off Vicki

sorry 34330411
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>>34330187
literally Wojak
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>>34330524
I've seen you before, you're very handsome. But then again, I'm gay and love bears. You could be loved but you're so homophobic you won't even have sex with other men.
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>>34330534
Oh i love when people say that... I post this picture hoping someone would say it because they always say it... It's a compliment for me.
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>>34330544

Gays are gay and I'm not. Respect my sexuality you fucking bigot.
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>>34330563
> All this homophobia
Check your cis straight privilege, you scum. I'm only trying to help and you are this rude?
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>>34330587
>this fucking heterophobia in 2017

I literally can't right now.
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>>34330587
leave him alone you homo, no means no
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>>34330477
nice dubs but me posting casually on this board for a decade has nothing to do with it dying

just because i had sex doesnt mean im still not cripplingly lonely, autistic, spergy, depressed, and socially maladjusted

propose a place for me to go to to replace r9k in my life

also ive known 100% true robots who one day found a gf that can stand their autism, some still browse, some dont, but i know most are still autistic as fuck just the same
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>>34330559
Take a bunch of pictures of you in the same positions as wojak and I'll use them as reaction images
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>>34330625
> Crippling lonely
> Literally talked about browsing this place while cuddling with his girlfriend
I'll tell you a place wonderful for your kind: Facebook, Instagram, snapchat, and forth
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>>34330603
>>34330614
> Reverse prejudice is real
Are you even aware of the current year? Literally, LITERALLY put out a trigger warning on these bigotry posts, you scum.
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>>34330670
If you were a true robot youd know
I cant tell the fucked up shit in my head to her or shed most likely leave me
Ive obviously been a lonely robot virgin and its just as bad when youre with someone and you still feel lonely because you cant truly be yourself
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>>34330524
Can't you even close your eyes and let a guy suck you off? by "a guy" i mean me
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I've been growing this for a little over a month now. Kinda wish my cheeks and mustache were thiccer but I'm only 21 so there's a decent chance it'll fill in better in the future.
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>>34330705
> Posted while cuddling with a loving girlfriend
Leave, normal scum. If you were anywhere near a robot, no girlfriend on earth would ever ever be interested in you not even for a date, let alone a relationship.
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>tfw might have good beard genetics but I'll never know because I habitually pull out all of my beard hairs
REEEEEEE
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>>34330691

Excuse me, did you just assume my current year? Do you realize how offensive that is to trans-time and cross-year people? Educate yourself on your current year privilege, age scum.

>>34330712

Can't. I thought about it but I'm just not gay. I like and love women. Can't help it.
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Is this a Chad thread? get the fuck off my board you assholes
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>>34330654
I would honestly do it but my beard is pretty big right now. >>34329929
I'm trying not to shave for a year, I'd like to look wizardy and scary to the normals.
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I grow my beard at 24, before that I barely had any facial hair.
Genes man.
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>>34330734
Holy shit, sorry dude... You're one ugly fuck... But it's ok, we feel with you.
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>>34330745
Just look at porn. It would be the same as masturbating but with someone's else mouth. please I think you're so attractive my butthole twitches.
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>>34330740
I'm definitely a robot in my mind
Just not robot looking on the outside
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>>34330815

Post a pic of your boypucci and we'll see.
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>>34330849
Talked just like a transkin special snowflake. Pic very much related.
You actually match them in self delusion and idiocy. Would fit tumblr perfectly.
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>>34330903
I'm not feminine looking, though. Apart from my fag voice and mannerisms, I'm conventionally masculine. And hairy.
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>>34331018

Well that's gross. Just be with your own kind.
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> trying to let beard grow because why not
> It's getting pretty big, I can already hide a pen inside it
> Mom absolutely hates it, tries to persuade me into shaving everyday. One day she says
> You're ugly enough without that shit
> She was the only person to ever call me handsome my whole life
Wow thanks mom. My self-esteem was really fucking top without that.
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>>34331099

You know what you have to do now, tie her up and smother her with your beard until she apologizes.
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>>34331086
Homophobe scum. Masculinity is the pinnacle of the human beauty. You're a manchild who never got over his Oedipus complex if you can't see that.
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>>34331127

No, the pinnacle of human beauty is a man holding his pregnant wife in his arms as they loving look each other in the eyes.

Everything is where it belongs and it is the pinnacle of human experience. Both sexes coming together as one in mutual love and respect to create a new life and family.

Gays are an abomination, a corruption of this natural beauty. They glorify half the equation.

And there is no other sex or gender. Those are made up nonsense.
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>>34331224
> All this bigotry summarized in one post
I literally just can't even right now
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>>34331251

Fix yourself. It's not too late for you to come home. Come back to heterosexuality.
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>>34331281
>Come back home
Nigga I was never there to begin with. My home is where my treasure is. My treasure is where my heart is. And my heart is on top of a big, thick, hard cock, throbbing in anticipation.
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>>34330949
Being a robot isn't a physical condition, Elliot wasn't a 2/10 but he wouldve been a robot instantly if he found this place instead of misc and going full failed normie. Lots of tripfags on this board aren't less than 5/10 looking either yet are still robots.

I was a 3/10 disgusting beardneck in high school but learned about basic hygiene and gained some muscle and had a bit of luck so I ended up not being as ugly, but that didn't stop me from being the same person.

Stop thinking that your physical appearance decides your robotoness. I could literally claim right the fuck now that only indians can be robots and you'd have nothing to dispute it.
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>>34331326

If that's the case then the same argument applies to women and that they can be robots too. We both know that's bullshit.

Even if you wanted to claim it's true, then there has to be a special category for people that are robots on the outside and inside. Almost like how cyborgs are "robots" that are normie on the outside.
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>>34331317

Are gays born gay? Then they are defective. Are gays made gay? Then they can be fixed. Do gays chose to be gay? Then they are faggot attention seekers.
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>>34331350
OK, so I'll call myself a cyborg from now I don't mind, I know what it means obviously.

And don't even compare women, they have fundamentally different brains that cannot comprehend robotdom. Even the biggest Chad can be more of a robot than the most ugly loveless woman.
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>>34331393
>defective
That's an odd way to spell fabulous
Nigga I'll be honest with you. From all the things I hate about myself (my hideous face, my ugly body, my awkward autistic personality, my low iq, my sickening laziness, my depression, my cowardice) my sexuality is really not included. Actually, my gayness is one of tge only things that I like about myself. I love being gay. I'm the opposite of your usual self hating faggot on that aspect. I may hate myself, but if there's one little part kf me that I love, it's the gay part. In it I found the only shred of normalcy and happiness I have ever had in all my life. So if you're actually trying to shame the gay away, it's really not going to work. I love being gay. I love our community. I love the LGBT identify and everything that comes with it. Yes, the raibow dildos costume at parades included. So you're picking the wrong fag to have this discussion with. There's nothing wrong with my sexuality. It's different, but doesn't mean it's wrong. It's right for me. And that's all that matters.
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>>34331479

So not only are you gay you have to do the most offensive shit to rub your gayness in people's faces.

This is why people don't like gays. Keep your fucking dildos and leather whips to yourself.
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>>34331326
One could, and I have seen rare examples first hand, say that a handsome person might be a robot and belong here because they're so ultimately autistic or mentally disabled that they failed life and their appearance was deemed useless.
That's not your case. You found girlfriends,many I bet. You've found love and care and friendship. The mere fact that you were able to find it already makes you a normal fucking faggot who is not supposed to be here, let alone talking about your normal conquests here.
> I was 3/10
The only reason I won't say I disbelieve that bullshit is because I don't want to give you the excuses to post more unsolicited pictures like the annoying attention whore you are. But the very fact you're implying that beauty is a matter of grooming and hygiene achievable by any, puts you on the same level of the dumbest "just beeee urself" chad out there. I unfortunately cannot stop you from posting all that crap, but if you had a slight grasp of self awareness and realized how both annoying and idiotic you are, you would henceforth merge into anonymity like the rest of us and restraint yourself from further posting shit facts of your normal faggot life.
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>>34331498
> People don't like gays because of pride parades
Yes I suppose the world was extremely gay friendly before the first gay parade of the word, Stonewall March in New York, 1969. And that they made the parade for no reason at all.
Don't be dumb. Prides exist to fight prejudice and celebrate diversity. They are an answer to bigotry and phobia. Not the other way around.
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>>34331617

No one would care if it was just gays acting normally marching for pride. But you fags have to make it highly sexualized with dildos and naked men and other vulgar garbage. Keep that shit in your clubs and bedrooms.

It doesn't matter either way. I can win this argument easily. I could wrestle you to the ground, rip your clothes off, bend you over, and fuck your ass going balls deep, calling you a degenerate faggot the whole time. Then I could lift your face up and have you willingly swallow my cock to completion while telling you that gays are all worthless degenerates. And all you could do is gladly agree with me because you're a faggot. That's how we will always win. I'd say most gay men find normal straight guys way more attractive than other gays.
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>>34331573
>You've found many girlfriend's
A single one.
>Love, care, and friendship
Yes, but it doesn't make me any happier or less lonely, I'm mainly apathetic to it.
>Nuh uh u weren't a 3/10
Lol, read:
>Acne everywhere
>Greasy long hair
>Unkept facial hair and eyebrows
>Chubby cheeks still up
>Slight underbite
>You can smell me a mile away
>Bitten fingernails and cuticles
>Crooked teeth, yellow teeth
>Twig mode/sometimes skinnyfat mode
>No interests outside of Vidya
>Even most of the weird anime weeb kids would shun me
>Not friendless, but all the few that were all browsed random boards on 4chan
>Play handhelds in class and in the hallway
>Virgin walk for 4 years through high school
>Tye dye shirt and sweatpants every single fucking day
>Hunched over always
>Mumbling and shit
>Weakish jawline and fat around it
>Big acne spots on my nose
>Dandruff

I was legit prob bottom 5 least attractive guys in school. It took me a year after graduating to realize how much of a sperg I was and that's when I've made a lot of lifestyle changes so at least I look decent sitting in my basement. Okay yes, I was okay looking under all that filth and eventually got to decent looking from aging and maturing. I've changed my mind set and you wouldn't be able to tell I'm a robot irl, but when I get home I still do nothing, Vidya and r9k, as always. I'm still extremely socially avoident, causes me horrible anxiety. While I was ugly duckling tier, it embedded a life long seed into my psyche, a sort of immunity to normieness. And thus: forever a bot.
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>>34331701
That was the gayest thing I've read I'm latent friend
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>>34331728

No, the gayest thing ITT is >>34331710

A fucking normie trying to act like he's a bot. Fuck off. You are wanted by women. You're just a fucking loser, not a bot. Go to /v/.
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>>34331750
You can be a robot and be wanted by some mentally deranged women, stop moving the goalposts and assigning arbitrary requirements.

True robotdom is when you realize that as a robot you will forever day a robot. Learn the cycle of truth:

1. You're lonely eternally, a permanent robot.
2. You have a gf, they are from 4chan and weird and you don't really like her, but at least you can share some burdensome things with her.
3. You have a hot gf you love with whom you have to suppress your true feelings and mental psyche.

Doesn't matter which one is the first in the cycle, they all end up the same: loneliness.
Trust me, theres no worse feel than cuddling with someone and being soul crushingly lonely, you know there's nothing you can do to make the person next to you love your true self. This is where the chilling dull loneliness of tfwnogf translate to a cold, evil, cruel, loneliness inflicted upon you by yourself.

Wanna know why I'm a robot? Because when I cuddle with someone I know who loves me, and I love them back, bit there's that one little thing that sounds like a chalk on a board in silence; she's holding a different person in her arms. It's you but it's not really YOU! The one who posts the Pepes on r9k and does everything is power to be able to stay as a neet as long as possible. The person with social avoidance disorder who wouldn't have even found her unless she initiated everything first.

If you get a gf as a long term robot, either it's a Stacy whore who cheats on you, she's mentally deranged, or she doesn't know and thus doesn't love the real you even when youre in her arms

Now do you understand why I can easily be a robot in any sense of word except your arbitrary definition of hurr gotta be 2/10 looks and also have a 1.2inch cock? There's a world of difference between me and Chad's, or me and normies, the only difference between me and robots is that I put in a tiny bit more effort to better myself and that im better looking.
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>>34331925
For anyone interested, this idiot is this one: >>34329754
It really puts your manifesto in perspective. You may have your own existential problems, and I'm sure there's a subreddit who matches your kind perfectly. But here, you will always be an annoyance whose "sufferings" are but a fraction of those of a true robot, who has not experienced one percent of what you have. You know what it looks like? It looks like a board for poor people to commiserate and feel sorry for themselves. And then comes a man who has won the lottery, or better yet, who has always being inherited rich tell the poor fuckers that "money doesn't bring happiness" and that he belongs in this place because he's just as miserable. It's amazing that you have the nerve to say that "women can't be robots". You truly think you are different from fembots? You actually have much more in common with them than with the rest of us. Ingratitude for what you have. Incapacity to see how your life would be a paradise dream for any robot.
I'm so sorry that you didn't find "true happiness" in the loving arms of the girl that chased you down because of your looks. Truly fucking sorry. But here, here on this board where most of the user base has never had contact with any female apart from their mothers, who are so utterly disgusting and undesirable even prostitutes would deny them service, who are so autistic that failed every attempt to interact with other human beings, here it's not the place to for you to whine and weep. Leave. Or if you feel the need to stay, silence yourself. Go to another board to boast about your looks and your relationship. Have the common decency to at least pretend to be a robot, because you couldn't be farther from actually being one.
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>>34328491
Oh my god, you're a fucking cutie. Your eyes are literally beautiful. Pls be bf.
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>>34328332
dont listen to any of these fucking faggots
you can't tell if it'll grow out nicely for a least 2 months.

most people can grow a pretty decent beard given enough time, and "patchiness" doesn't matter when it's long enough.
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>>34329492
mine's even more noticeable and I haven't gotten surgery to "fix" it, because it's a disease where it'll just come back over time anyway.

anyway, it's not really that bad
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What is this, a /soc/ thread for robots?
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>>34329929
super mario + beard
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