>>TFW massive masculine meat head. >>How can helmlets

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>>34326713
>put it in tight vagina
>try to pull it out
>it's stuck

>>34326713
jesus that's fucking terrifying

>bragging about having a thin shaft

that's kind of awesome, op.

>>34326713
Looks like that thing from metroid!!
You know what I'm talking about?

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psh thats nothing kiddo

>>34326913
You mean the metroids?

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>>34326792

>>try to pull it out.
>>it scrapes her vaginal wall on its way out.
>>the underside of the head now has vaginal mucus and period scrapings on it.

>>34326713
>mushroom

Holy kek OP

>>34327041
>make her suck it clean

if she cant handle the taste then toss her out

>>34326713
always wondered if you'd feel more with a dick like this

How far up can you pull your foreskin?

>>34328143
He's circumcised. Guaranteed.

>>34326713
That looks monstrously painful to have.

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>>34326951

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An original comment by original inc.

>>34328317

For you.

<spoiler>Lets get original in hah! </spoiler>

>>34326951
>tfw too intelligent for penetration

>>34328451
legitimate kek
orgeno

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you guys cannot possibly compare to me

>>34326951

If only someone could shop out the shaft and have the head right on top of the balls.

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>>34328877
got you covered

orygynal

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you should really get that checked

>>34328877
>I only have a tip
>It's like someone glued a hairless peach to the bottom of my torso

>>34329061

>>WHAT HAPPEND TO YA SHAFT, ROBERT?

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>>34326951
I'll be honest, I kek'd

>>34327041
>>the underside of the head now has vaginal mucus and period scrapings on it.
>This is supposed to be a bad thing

>>34328961
kind of looks like and ass and pussy

>>34329183
that looks very uncomfortable

>>34330026
damn your right all it needs is some legs and we could fool some people into believing its a girl riding a man

>>34329183
Can any of you guys honestly say you wouldn't fuck that woman?

>>34330196
not with the sand

>>34330196
yes absolutely not I despise blacks

>>34328451
Holy kek anoon >:^)

>>34326713
It reminds me a shave poodle when they leave only the hair on the head.

>>34328451
>>34326951
Fuck i laughed way too originally hard
>>34326713

>>34330225
>I'm a fag
FTFY