I didn't need the WHO to tell me that this board was full of retards.

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I don't even consider myself human anymore.

>euthanization still isn't legal

>>34326587
Maybe I'll finally have a chance of getting neet bux when we have a dem prez again. Then I can spend it on hookers and blow that Trump made legal.

government mandated girlfriends or sexbots WHEN

Does that mean I get a special parking pass?

oo

Can I get disability money from being a virgin?

kys. What the WHO said was that if you HAVE a partner and you are unable to conceive, as in you are infertile, then that is a disability.

And probably rightly so.

>>34326694
>hookers and blow that Trump made legal.

Trump is not a libertarian last I checked. He's just a flag-waver

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>>34326786
Nice reading comprehension bud.

>>34326764
>tfw ywn get disability for being a virgin in ur 2nd world shithole

>>34326587
WHERE MY GIBS AT, NIGGUH

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>being a virgin is a disability
>go seek treatment
>doctor prescribes extensive sexual therapy
>sends me a fuckmate every day for 3 months
>it's all covered by my health insurance

>tell psychiatrist I've never had a gf
>she prescribes me a monthly pass to the local medical brothel where std screened certified sexual aids help relive me of my physical/psychological frustrations
Sounds good to be desu

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>>34326960
>go to doctor for treatment for my crippling virginity
>asks me a list of my fetishes, then gives me a perscription
>tfw get a state-funded loving lolidom gf that fucks me daily
>all covered by free healthcare
>autism means I get to stay on the program indefinitely
>get a new lolidom gf from the state whenever the previous one gets old roastie tier

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>>34327284
Thanks, Trump!!

He already almost made anime real, the fucking madman

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>>34327284
>Go to doctor for my """disability"""
>Doctor gives me concerned look
>Asks me about my preferences
> I say I'm straight
>Rights me up on the free virgin program and sayings there will be someone to help me right away.
>Surprised that they have someone on hand already.
>5 mins later a 6'2 post-op tranny comes in
>Teels me to bend over and take """her""" 10 inch cock
>tell her to fuck off
>"""she""" calls me a fucking bigot and mentions current year
>then the doctor and the tranny tie me down in the bed they have and tell me this treatment is mandatory
>TFW you get rammed right in front of a doctor by a chick with a dick
>after 30 mins of being fucked by the tranny they tell me the treatment has been a success and say i can leave now
>MFW I am no longer disabled

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>>34327577
Just tell the doctor you're alergic to cock, he has to find you a "suitable" partner.
In fact, tell him you're deathly allergic to intercourse with any type of girl but your ideal. Worked for me.

>>34327371
>Thanks, Trump!!
Make Loli Great Again

>>34326587
where were you when we finally switched to bes timeline?
state mandated girlfriends when?

>>34327867
>state mandated girlfriends are immigrants and non-whites
J-just kidding guys, I have plenty of sex.

>>34327981
as long as it isnt blacks, bring me all the senoritas

>>34326960
this is my fantasy. Anyone got any porn similar?

Can I quit my shit job and get dissability now?

>>34327577
Hey, some people have to pay $150 for that privilege, count yourself lucky.

>>34328081
Nope. You're already high enough functioning that you got a job.

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Who gives a shit? Does it make give me NEETbux? If not then i dont give a shit anymore

>>34328948
two words
robot
girlfriends

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>>34328969
>implying robogf's wont be outlawed because "muh objectification"

>Beta fathers tell us to be nice to girls
>Mothers tell us to be a gentlemen
>Media tells us to send le pretty girl some flowers

And they wonder why our generation turned out pussy """men""" who repel women with our mere presence.

Maybe if we developed masculine qualities during our youths, there'd be a different outcome today.

>>>/pol/108352172

Bump de bump

How the fuck isnt this original